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By *uzy444 OP Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
yes the life of virtual cake being an innocent past time on FAB is over.. thanks to trying, to keep up with the kids, listening to the song 'Cake by the ocean' on the radio, i sensed a hint of euphemism.i asked my 15 year old son, if it was a slang term for something..he said he didn't know.
roll up to Urban dictionary..my friend in such times..
"and here's hoping, ill eat cake by the ocean"
is now, "heres hoping, ill eat pussy by the ocean"
not complaining, but i did have to tell my son what it meant...
i wonder if the types of cake now add to that....so over to you..add a type of cake and ruin the innocence of cake entirely, by adding your own euphemism to it...  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You've ruined it for me. When I talk about cake. I actually mean cake! . However did have cake by the hot tub last night if that's something to go by!  "
Now I don't know if that means soggy cake or soggy 'cake'. |
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By *uzy444 OP Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"You've ruined it for me. When I talk about cake. I actually mean cake! . However did have cake by the hot tub last night if that's something to go by! "
i felt everyone should now be corrupted..or not have their kids sniggering at them behind their backs...double edged sword...hot tub pussy is great...lolol xx |
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By *uzy444 OP Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Ah ha!! I knew all those cake loving posters were using a code word all along 
But I'm not bi. 
I'm always generous with cake though."
the song is sung by a man..im afraid they are now referring to wanting your pussy when asking, if cake is on offer...hehehehe |
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By *uzy444 OP Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"You've ruined it for me. When I talk about cake. I actually mean cake! . However did have cake by the hot tub last night if that's something to go by!
Now I don't know if that means soggy cake or soggy 'cake'."
lolol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've ruined it for me. When I talk about cake. I actually mean cake! . However did have cake by the hot tub last night if that's something to go by! i felt everyone should now be corrupted..or not have their kids sniggering at them behind their backs...double edged sword...hot tub pussy is great...lolol xx"
I had both types of 'cake' by the hot tub. It was my birthday after all. |
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By *uzy444 OP Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"You've ruined it for me. When I talk about cake. I actually mean cake! . However did have cake by the hot tub last night if that's something to go by! i felt everyone should now be corrupted..or not have their kids sniggering at them behind their backs...double edged sword...hot tub pussy is great...lolol xx
happy belated birthday xxxx
I had both types of 'cake' by the hot tub. It was my birthday after all. "
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By *uzy444 OP Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"I found out last week that the song 'cotton eye joe' is about an S.T.D x
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thanks for the education xx
tainted love by soft cell is also about the 'taint' or area between anus and balls on a man...there we were as teen agers all singing along...thinking it was a bout unrequited love..and all the time........  |
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over a year ago
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"I found out last week that the song 'cotton eye joe' is about an S.T.D x
thanks for the education xx
tainted love by soft cell is also about the 'taint' or area between anus and balls on a man...there we were as teen agers all singing along...thinking it was a bout unrequited love..and all the time........ "
oh my goodness. My childhood was ruined. I used to dance to that at my school discos ...  |
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I guess the clues were there, with hindsight.
Cake on Birthdays and Christmas....
"Muffin", "Boston Cream Pie", even "Victoria Sponge"....
I live near Eccles, so I'm hoping that the term "Eccles cake" may take on a whole new meaning.
Meanwhile.... let's just hope nobody mentions cheesecake...
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By *uzy444 OP Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"I guess the clues were there, with hindsight.
Cake on Birthdays and Christmas....
"Muffin", "Boston Cream Pie", even "Victoria Sponge"....
I live near Eccles, so I'm hoping that the term "Eccles cake" may take on a whole new meaning.
Meanwhile.... let's just hope nobody mentions cheesecake...
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nooooooo theyve ruined cheescake too..im gonna cry....  |
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"I guess the clues were there, with hindsight.
Cake on Birthdays and Christmas....
"Muffin", "Boston Cream Pie", even "Victoria Sponge"....
I live near Eccles, so I'm hoping that the term "Eccles cake" may take on a whole new meaning.
Meanwhile.... let's just hope nobody mentions cheesecake...
nooooooo theyve ruined cheescake too..im gonna cry.... "
Oops....  |
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By *uzy444 OP Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"I guess the clues were there, with hindsight.
Cake on Birthdays and Christmas....
"Muffin", "Boston Cream Pie", even "Victoria Sponge"....
I live near Eccles, so I'm hoping that the term "Eccles cake" may take on a whole new meaning.
Meanwhile.... let's just hope nobody mentions cheesecake...
nooooooo theyve ruined cheescake too..im gonna cry....
Oops.... "
ruination complete..dont worry i needed to be educated..im going to uni, dont want 19 year olds sniggering behind my back... |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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"I found out last week that the song 'cotton eye joe' is about an S.T.D x
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Just to ruin innocent pop sings further, The Macarena is about a girl who has a threesome with two men behind her boyfriends back whilst he is being conscripted into the army.
And that old first wedding dance favourite Every Breath You Take by The Police is actually about an obsessive stalker |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You've ruined it for me. When I talk about cake. I actually mean cake! . However did have cake by the hot tub last night if that's something to go by! i felt everyone should now be corrupted..or not have their kids sniggering at them behind their backs...double edged sword...hot tub pussy is great...lolol xx
I had both types of 'cake' by the hot tub. It was my birthday after all. "
Happy hot tub birthday. |
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By *uzy444 OP Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"I found out last week that the song 'cotton eye joe' is about an S.T.D x
Just to ruin innocent pop sings further, The Macarena is about a girl who has a threesome with two men behind her boyfriends back whilst he is being conscripted into the army.
And that old first wedding dance favourite Every Breath You Take by The Police is actually about an obsessive stalker "
i knew about the police song..but not the Macarena |
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By *uzy444 OP Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"ruination complete..dont worry i needed to be educated..im going to uni, dont want 19 year olds sniggering behind my back...
Studying what at uni...? Linguistics?? Baking..???!!
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sociology and anthropology im sure linguistics and slang terms, will come in handy, hanging with people half my age though..;) x |
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By *uzy444 OP Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"The women in my family used cake as a way of saying they had sex. As the single one I had many different varieties of cake. "
you could have told me..then it wouldnt have come as such a shock... |
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By *uzy444 OP Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"The women in my family used cake as a way of saying they had sex. As the single one I had many different varieties of cake.
My code word with my sister is pancakes.
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i dont even like pankcakes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I found out last week that the song 'cotton eye joe' is about an S.T.D x
thanks for the education xx
tainted love by soft cell is also about the 'taint' or area between anus and balls on a man...there we were as teen agers all singing along...thinking it was a bout unrequited love..and all the time........
oh my goodness. My childhood was ruined. I used to dance to that at my school discos ... "
I don't think Gloria Jones meant that when she first sang it in the 60s. I think it's safe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let them eat cake....
Oh let's have cake...
What's your favourite cake...
With or without icing madam.....
I've loved cake for years.....
Oh I'm dieting..no cake for me.....
Cream or ice cream with your cake.....
Shall I warm the cake.......
The cake is squiggly inside the centre....
The cake had nuts in it....
So many.....
X |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
Pleasuretown |
"yes the life of virtual cake being an innocent past time on FAB is over.. thanks to trying, to keep up with the kids, listening to the song 'Cake by the ocean' on the radio, i sensed a hint of euphemism.i asked my 15 year old son, if it was a slang term for something..he said he didn't know.
roll up to Urban dictionary..my friend in such times..
"and here's hoping, ill eat cake by the ocean"
is now, "heres hoping, ill eat pussy by the ocean"
not complaining, but i did have to tell my son what it meant...
i wonder if the types of cake now add to that....so over to you..add a type of cake and ruin the innocence of cake entirely, by adding your own euphemism to it... "
Oh, I already knew this one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's loads of videos on YouTube about popular songs with dark or very sexual hidden meanings. Eye opening.
Getting back to cake :
I like banana cake. I guess it works as a euphemism as I like pussy and cock |
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By *uzy444 OP Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Let them eat cake....
Oh let's have cake...
What's your favourite cake...
With or without icing madam.....
I've loved cake for years.....
Oh I'm dieting..no cake for me.....
Cream or ice cream with your cake.....
Shall I warm the cake.......
The cake is squiggly inside the centre....
The cake had nuts in it....
So many.....
X "
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By *uzy444 OP Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"yes the life of virtual cake being an innocent past time on FAB is over.. thanks to trying, to keep up with the kids, listening to the song 'Cake by the ocean' on the radio, i sensed a hint of euphemism.i asked my 15 year old son, if it was a slang term for something..he said he didn't know.
roll up to Urban dictionary..my friend in such times..
"and here's hoping, ill eat cake by the ocean"
is now, "heres hoping, ill eat pussy by the ocean"
not complaining, but i did have to tell my son what it meant...
i wonder if the types of cake now add to that....so over to you..add a type of cake and ruin the innocence of cake entirely, by adding your own euphemism to it...
Oh, I already knew this one "
i had a feeling about it, but it could have been 'drug' related also..i wasnt sure x |
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By *uzy444 OP Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"There's loads of videos on YouTube about popular songs with dark or very sexual hidden meanings. Eye opening.
Getting back to cake :
I like banana cake. I guess it works as a euphemism as I like pussy and cock "
the new unicorn..banana cake..i think this might catch on xxx you should add it to urban dictionary now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's loads of videos on YouTube about popular songs with dark or very sexual hidden meanings. Eye opening.
Getting back to cake :
I like banana cake. I guess it works as a euphemism as I like pussy and cock the new unicorn..banana cake..i think this might catch on xxx you should add it to urban dictionary now "
Lol, I like your idea but not sure it would, as unicorn refers to women, and it was me, male of couple who posted. Maybe banana cake can be the male equivalent? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let them eat cake....
Oh let's have cake...
What's your favourite cake...
With or without icing madam.....
I've loved cake for years.....
Oh I'm dieting..no cake for me.....
Cream or ice cream with your cake.....
Shall I warm the cake.......
The cake is squiggly inside the centre....
The cake had nuts in it....
So many.....
X "
You forgot the custard |
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By *uzy444 OP Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"There's loads of videos on YouTube about popular songs with dark or very sexual hidden meanings. Eye opening.
Getting back to cake :
I like banana cake. I guess it works as a euphemism as I like pussy and cock the new unicorn..banana cake..i think this might catch on xxx you should add it to urban dictionary now
Lol, I like your idea but not sure it would, as unicorn refers to women, and it was me, male of couple who posted. Maybe banana cake can be the male equivalent? "
i like it..who fancies a bit of banana cake...? got a certain vibe to it xxx |
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By *uzy444 OP Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Let them eat cake....
Oh let's have cake...
What's your favourite cake...
With or without icing madam.....
I've loved cake for years.....
Oh I'm dieting..no cake for me.....
Cream or ice cream with your cake.....
Shall I warm the cake.......
The cake is squiggly inside the centre....
The cake had nuts in it....
So many.....
X
You forgot the custard "
custard doughnuts..my favourite mmmmmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The women in my family used cake as a way of saying they had sex. As the single one I had many different varieties of cake.
My code word with my sister is pancakes.
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More variety with cakes,because you can use cakes from specific countries. Jamaican ginger cake could have a double meaning |
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By *uzy444 OP Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"The women in my family used cake as a way of saying they had sex. As the single one I had many different varieties of cake.
My code word with my sister is pancakes.
More variety with cakes,because you can use cakes from specific countries. Jamaican ginger cake could have a double meaning "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let them eat cake....
Oh let's have cake...
What's your favourite cake...
With or without icing madam.....
I've loved cake for years.....
Oh I'm dieting..no cake for me.....
Cream or ice cream with your cake.....
Shall I warm the cake.......
The cake is squiggly inside the centre....
The cake had nuts in it....
So many.....
X
You forgot the custard "
Aussies don't do custard.....lol
X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've ruined it for me. When I talk about cake. I actually mean cake! . However did have cake by the hot tub last night if that's something to go by!
Now I don't know if that means soggy cake or soggy 'cake'."
Oi! Nowt "soggy" about my cake; baked variety or otherwise |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"You've ruined it for me. When I talk about cake. I actually mean cake! . However did have cake by the hot tub last night if that's something to go by!
Now I don't know if that means soggy cake or soggy 'cake'.
Oi! Nowt "soggy" about my cake; baked variety or otherwise "
Let's hope you and your cake is moist  |
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