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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why are you worth meeting ?

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm not but I am ever hopeful that people will do it anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I come with whistles and bells

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You'd have to ask the queue of women waiting their turn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because nobody else wants you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

BOGOF

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just me......... Take me as you find me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm awesome

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By *r Stagger LeeMan over a year ago

torquay

don't really do the hard sell, i'm modest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"don't really do the hard sell, i'm modest."

Guy above.. surely it's so people can check out your funky orange keks!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

We are just AMAZING . Horny,flirty , fun and geeky.

Also we provide snacks, meals and drinks on social and play meets. True Story

MrsSB

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By *eavenscentitCouple over a year ago

barnstaple

I fuck like a rabbit ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"don't really do the hard sell, i'm modest.

Guy above.. surely it's so people can check out your funky orange keks! "

Check out a "head" poking through the pocket

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

cos im lovely..

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I bake very good cakes and give pretty good boobie hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We are just AMAZING . Horny,flirty , fun and geeky.

Also we provide snacks, meals and drinks on social and play meets. True Story

MrsSB

I can well beleive that

I provide music and cheeky things

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"don't really do the hard sell, i'm modest.

Guy above.. surely it's so people can check out your funky orange keks! "

Not everyone can pull off orange

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Modesty forbids, you'd have to meet me to find out...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meet me, Then you'll know what all the fuss is about haha

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By *xploringThisWorldMan over a year ago

collier row

"Meet me, Then you'll know what all the fuss is about haha

Hmmm the quesion was to sell yourself. . Why are people saying 'have to meet me'. . Do you have zero imagination? nice clichè statement!

My selling point . . .

Im very easy to talk too and have never had an awkward meet. Also im usually the first to get naked which i know from experience puts other people at ease haha !

I have other qualities but thought id go for some of the more original ones !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll make you laugh. Plus you get to see this face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our USP..the Prosecco is always cold..the heels always high..and the heat is always on hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I come with whistles and bells "

Are you a Morris dancer?

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

because if you turn the lights down low(or maybe off )i could pretend to be a woman.. as long as you don't mind a pretend woman that talks like danny dyer that is..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are you worth meeting ?"

Cos I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You'd have to ask the queue of women waiting their turn

This

lol

well said Governor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meet me, Then you'll know what all the fuss is about haha

Hmmm the quesion was to sell yourself. . Why are people saying 'have to meet me'. . Do you have zero imagination? nice clichè statement!

My selling point . . .

Im very easy to talk too and have never had an awkward meet. Also im usually the first to get naked which i know from experience puts other people at ease haha !

I have other qualities but thought id go for some of the more original ones !

That's me told.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I come with whistles and bells

Are you a Morris dancer?"

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Why are you worth meeting ?"

Meet me and see what all the fuss is about

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

If i was to sell myself, I would have to put a high reserve on, with a number of conditions attached too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ham and cheese toastie, enough said

. Now please form an orderly que.

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By *xploringThisWorldMan over a year ago

collier row

"Meet me, Then you'll know what all the fuss is about haha

Hmmm the quesion was to sell yourself. . Why are people saying 'have to meet me'. . Do you have zero imagination? nice clichè statement!

My selling point . . .

Im very easy to talk too and have never had an awkward meet. Also im usually the first to get naked which i know from experience puts other people at ease haha !

I have other qualities but thought id go for some of the more original ones !

That's me told.

Lol

. . You were a walking clichè.

but dead cute profile picture, i doubt you have to 'sell yourself' which is prob why you wrote what 15 other people wrote

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"If i was to sell myself, I would have to put a high reserve on, with a number of conditions attached too.

"
yeah slave auction did run through my mind too..

naughty thoughts..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am worth meeting for 50p XXX

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I don't sell myself. I might make the occasional deposit or, if you're very lucky, invest myself in you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are you worth meeting ?"

Because I'm the bottom of the barrel and you can only work your way up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meet me, Then you'll know what all the fuss is about haha

Hmmm the quesion was to sell yourself. . Why are people saying 'have to meet me'. . Do you have zero imagination? nice clichè statement!

My selling point . . .

Im very easy to talk too and have never had an awkward meet. Also im usually the first to get naked which i know from experience puts other people at ease haha !

I have other qualities but thought id go for some of the more original ones !

That's me told.

Lol

. . You were a walking clichè.

but dead cute profile picture, i doubt you have to 'sell yourself' which is prob why you wrote what 15 other people wrote

They just copied and pasted my statement..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We'll start the bidding at 50p! What am I bid?...

...

.... Nothing?!... no?...ah well *sighs*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are you worth meeting ?"

I ain't meeting at all now because I'm Engaged and should actually be Married to Him now.

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By *xploringThisWorldMan over a year ago

collier row

"Meet me, Then you'll know what all the fuss is about haha

Hmmm the quesion was to sell yourself. . Why are people saying 'have to meet me'. . Do you have zero imagination? nice clichè statement!

My selling point . . .

Im very easy to talk too and have never had an awkward meet. Also im usually the first to get naked which i know from experience puts other people at ease haha !

I have other qualities but thought id go for some of the more original ones !

That's me told.

Lol

. . You were a walking clichè.

but dead cute profile picture, i doubt you have to 'sell yourself' which is prob why you wrote what 15 other people wrote

They just copied and pasted my statement..

Its like when people write 'i dont bite, unless you want me too'

Cringe!!!!

Its a lack of imagination not plagarism.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Im worth a social at least

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"We'll start the bidding at 50p! What am I bid?...

...

.... Nothing?!... no?...ah well *sighs*

"
youre priceless xxxx

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

Beause I am awesome!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People should meet me to see if I live up to my name or not!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

"We'll start the bidding at 50p! What am I bid?...

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.... Nothing?!... no?...ah well *sighs*

Fiver

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Ham and cheese toastie, enough said

. Now please form an orderly que."

Make it cheese only and ur on!

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

I bake a mean lemon drizzle cake and stunning cookies...amongst other talents

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because.. I love good banter.. have a laugh.. easy to get on with... o and I give good head if I do say so my self.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm imaginative, creative, a tease and flirtatious, attentive and tactile and far from selfish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make a decent cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make a decent cuppa

Get your coat, you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make a decent cuppa

Do you provide cake too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm....wait for it.....

Awesome.

Form an orderly line, please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I'm a Demon in the sack!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Ok...

I have a toblerone chilling in the fridge, yoga pants, socks and heels and a tank of fuel

Who wants me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have a USP that I know of. Maybe my best quality is that I'm honest, who knows.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm desperate so will definitely turn up and i'll do almost anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok...

I have a toblerone chilling in the fridge, yoga pants, socks and heels and a tank of fuel

Who wants me?

...you had me at toblerone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I make an awesome cooked breakfast in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I'll make every other person you meet seem fucking fantastic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I'm cute and I bake!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Ok...

I have a toblerone chilling in the fridge, yoga pants, socks and heels and a tank of fuel

Who wants me?

...you had me at toblerone."

Didn't say i was going to share it though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am witty, unpredictable and a fire cracker in the sack.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm....wait for it.....

Awesome.

Form an orderly line, please."

Wasn't it meant to be Legen...wait for it...dary!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Free to good home

cheep to keep sex on legs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OK here goes. We're quirky, unique and not bad looking. We don't mess people around and enjoy mutual fun. We're friendly and laid back. We have an honest and jealousy free relationship in terms of swinging, so there's no drama from us.

We enjoy the social side but know this is about fun so very slutty once we get going. And we're available most weekends.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just read my verifications and you will know why lol

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Because I'm a delightful dichotomy of kinky and thoughtful? I don't know; I've always found a meet to be mutual rather than based on one or the other person's USP as it were.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok...

I have a toblerone chilling in the fridge, yoga pants, socks and heels and a tank of fuel

Who wants me?

...you had me at toblerone."

My tea making skills are now a distant memory *sigh*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok...

I have a toblerone chilling in the fridge, yoga pants, socks and heels and a tank of fuel

Who wants me?

...you had me at toblerone.

My tea making skills are now a distant memory *sigh*

You can have my companionship as compensation, quality regards are not to be discussed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm partially housetrained

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm desperate so will definitely turn up and i'll do almost anything

Only almost!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fuck like a rabbit ha ha"

What's up doc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because I'm a delightful dichotomy of kinky and thoughtful? I don't know; I've always found a meet to be mutual rather than based on one or the other person's USP as it were."

You had me at dichotomy,

I'll have myself delivered to an appropriate address.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm articulate,intelligent and something of a flirt.

I'll buy you wine, take you back to mine,

And then I'll make you squirt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok...

I have a toblerone chilling in the fridge, yoga pants, socks and heels and a tank of fuel

Who wants me?

...you had me at toblerone.

My tea making skills are now a distant memory *sigh*

Coffee and cake?

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Coz redheads do it best!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coz redheads do it best!"

Sold

*Tosses 50p*

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

Cos I have spikes on the ends of my crutches to poke people with if they refuse to meet me

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By *r Stagger LeeMan over a year ago

torquay

I have just made a superb fish finger sandwich for lunch

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Ok...

I have a toblerone chilling in the fridge, yoga pants, socks and heels and a tank of fuel

Who wants me?

...you had me at toblerone.

My tea making skills are now a distant memory *sigh*

I'll take a brew...you can share my toblerone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cos I have spikes on the ends of my crutches to poke people with if they refuse to meet me

The spikes would definitely not be needed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because just look at us lol

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

"Coz redheads do it best!

Sold

*Tosses 50p*

Yes!! That's at least 30p more than I was expecting! No change given

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok...

I have a toblerone chilling in the fridge, yoga pants, socks and heels and a tank of fuel

Who wants me?

...you had me at toblerone.

My tea making skills are now a distant memory *sigh*

I'll take a brew...you can share my toblerone

Hey! Get in que

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make an excellent cup of tea and I'll let you play with my hair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make an excellent cup of tea and I'll let you play with my hair.

What he said

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've reconsidered.

I have great socks appeal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's start the bidding at a pound.

Do I hear a pound for this lovely trans girl?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Ok...

I have a toblerone chilling in the fridge, yoga pants, socks and heels and a tank of fuel

Who wants me?

...you had me at toblerone.

My tea making skills are now a distant memory *sigh*

I'll take a brew...you can share my toblerone

Hey! Get in que

Do you want to share too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok...

I have a toblerone chilling in the fridge, yoga pants, socks and heels and a tank of fuel

Who wants me?

...you had me at toblerone.

My tea making skills are now a distant memory *sigh*

I'll take a brew...you can share my toblerone

Hey! Get in que

Do you want to share too?

Nah, I'm greedy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok...

I have a toblerone chilling in the fridge, yoga pants, socks and heels and a tank of fuel

Who wants me?

...you had me at toblerone.

My tea making skills are now a distant memory *sigh*

There's always time for a cup of tea you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We'll start the bidding at 50p! What am I bid?...

...

.... Nothing?!... no?...ah well *sighs*

youre priceless xxxx"

Ah, M'Lady is too kind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We'll start the bidding at 50p! What am I bid?...

...

.... Nothing?!... no?...ah well *sighs*

Fiver

Well that's a healthy step up in value! Sold!!

Hey! All bids are final! Ya can't back out now y''know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because...apparently I am gorgeous. They do say beauty is in the eye of the beholder though.

I think it is because I give good blowjobs...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make an excellent cup of tea and I'll let you play with my hair.

What he said

This is all I've got though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make an excellent cup of tea and I'll let you play with my hair.

What he said

This is all I've got though.

I'm not that good at selling myself with words... pictures now, that's an entirely different thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I can cook, sing, paint, play an instrument and im sort of very nice too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make an excellent cup of tea and I'll let you play with my hair.

What he said

This is all I've got though.

cutie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm alright I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make an excellent cup of tea and I'll let you play with my hair.

What he said

This is all I've got though.

I'm not that good at selling myself with words... pictures now, that's an entirely different thing

I'm better at the words thing than the pictures thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make an excellent cup of tea and I'll let you play with my hair.

What he said

This is all I've got though.

cutie"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a dangerous mix of filth, innocence and heart.

(And socially inept, clumsy and a goofball)

On reflection, stay away.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine."

I'll be popping in then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine."

Sold. Where do I come??!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

Sold. Where do I come??!

Head for Norwich

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine."

Now that's a sales pitch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just me......... Take me as you find me

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

I'll be popping in then!

Come on over

Girls night in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because im a darn nice person

and i aim to please regardless if just wanting a social/chat or an all night snog fest and mind blowing sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks like mine didn't work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

I'll be popping in then!

Come on over

Girls night in!"

And I would too!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

Now that's a sales pitch. "

Would it help if I mentioned boobies?

Big fluffy, cuddly cats?

Glitter tattoo kits?

A big dressing up box?

How do I lure people in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

Sold. Where do I come??!

Head for Norwich

Excellent, will be up in north Norfolk soon actually!!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

I'll be popping in then!

Come on over

Girls night in!

And I would too!

I reckon it would be a blast.

It's a shame I don't have much crash space here and Norfolk is a bit out of the way for most people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

Now that's a sales pitch.

Would it help if I mentioned boobies?

Big fluffy, cuddly cats?

Glitter tattoo kits?

A big dressing up box?

How do I lure people in?

The boobies and cats improve it.

Don't mention glitter though. It's the herpes of craft supplies.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

Sold. Where do I come??!

Head for Norwich

Excellent, will be up in north Norfolk soon actually!!

If you have any spare time, give me a shout. Perhaps we can meet up for a coffee or glass of wine or something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Today I'm offering cuddles.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

Now that's a sales pitch.

Would it help if I mentioned boobies?

Big fluffy, cuddly cats?

Glitter tattoo kits?

A big dressing up box?

How do I lure people in?

The boobies and cats improve it.

Don't mention glitter though. It's the herpes of craft supplies."

Glitter is awesome!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looks like mine didn't work

Sweetie, show me your butt and I'm yours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

Sold. Where do I come??!

Head for Norwich

Excellent, will be up in north Norfolk soon actually!!

If you have any spare time, give me a shout. Perhaps we can meet up for a coffee or glass of wine or something

Totally will!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

Now that's a sales pitch.

Would it help if I mentioned boobies?

Big fluffy, cuddly cats?

Glitter tattoo kits?

A big dressing up box?

How do I lure people in?

The boobies and cats improve it.

Don't mention glitter though. It's the herpes of craft supplies.

Glitter is awesome!"

But it gets everywhere and you can't rid of it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

I'll be popping in then!

Come on over

Girls night in!

And I would too!

I reckon it would be a blast.

It's a shame I don't have much crash space here and Norfolk is a bit out of the way for most people."

Air bnb.

Brilliant site for finding little gems to stay in for very little money.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

Now that's a sales pitch.

Would it help if I mentioned boobies?

Big fluffy, cuddly cats?

Glitter tattoo kits?

A big dressing up box?

How do I lure people in?

The boobies and cats improve it.

Don't mention glitter though. It's the herpes of craft supplies.

Glitter is awesome!

But it gets everywhere and you can't rid of it."

But it's so pretty and sparkly!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

Now that's a sales pitch.

Would it help if I mentioned boobies?

Big fluffy, cuddly cats?

Glitter tattoo kits?

A big dressing up box?

How do I lure people in?

The boobies and cats improve it.

Don't mention glitter though. It's the herpes of craft supplies.

Glitter is awesome!

But it gets everywhere and you can't rid of it.

But it's so pretty and sparkly!"

I can see it now, bodies covered in glitter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

Now that's a sales pitch.

Would it help if I mentioned boobies?

Big fluffy, cuddly cats?

Glitter tattoo kits?

A big dressing up box?

How do I lure people in?

The boobies and cats improve it.

Don't mention glitter though. It's the herpes of craft supplies.

Glitter is awesome!

But it gets everywhere and you can't rid of it.

But it's so pretty and sparkly!

I can see it now, bodies covered in glitter.

you two are nuts.

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Why are you worth meeting ?"

I'm worth meeting for one reason and one reason only .

What ever opinion you have formed about me from a picture and a limited chat will most definity change after you have met me in the flesh .

Why am I confident over this fact because that's a fact about any first meeting .

just like any opinion I have formed about someone from a picture and a limited chat has changed every time I've met them face to face somethings for the better and sometimes for the worst but they have change .

Because of that fact I'm confident opinions about me will change also when you meet me sometimes for the better sometimes for the worse .

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

because I've got a secret stash of lollipops

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Because im easy and by easy i mean drama free, i can accomodate, travel. Have reasonably good availabilty. What you see is what you get

No bunnies boiling away and no hidden agenda

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

Now that's a sales pitch.

Would it help if I mentioned boobies?

Big fluffy, cuddly cats?

Glitter tattoo kits?

A big dressing up box?

How do I lure people in?

The boobies and cats improve it.

Don't mention glitter though. It's the herpes of craft supplies.

Glitter is awesome!

But it gets everywhere and you can't rid of it.

But it's so pretty and sparkly!

I can see it now, bodies covered in glitter.

you two are nuts."

Well I am. This is not news!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boobs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did someone mention glitter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

Now that's a sales pitch.

Would it help if I mentioned boobies?

Big fluffy, cuddly cats?

Glitter tattoo kits?

A big dressing up box?

How do I lure people in?

The boobies and cats improve it.

Don't mention glitter though. It's the herpes of craft supplies.

Glitter is awesome!

But it gets everywhere and you can't rid of it.

But it's so pretty and sparkly!

I can see it now, bodies covered in glitter.

you two are nuts."

You know it would be so much fun, you knowwwwwww it.

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By *t3_jalapenoMan over a year ago

darlo

"Boobs.

Very good reason

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If i need to sell myself then you're not that interested in meeting me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

Now that's a sales pitch.

Would it help if I mentioned boobies?

Big fluffy, cuddly cats?

Glitter tattoo kits?

A big dressing up box?

How do I lure people in?

The boobies and cats improve it.

Don't mention glitter though. It's the herpes of craft supplies.

Glitter is awesome!

But it gets everywhere and you can't rid of it.

But it's so pretty and sparkly!

I can see it now, bodies covered in glitter.

you two are nuts.

Well I am. This is not news!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone mention glitter

Don't you start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

Now that's a sales pitch.

Would it help if I mentioned boobies?

Big fluffy, cuddly cats?

Glitter tattoo kits?

A big dressing up box?

How do I lure people in?

The boobies and cats improve it.

Don't mention glitter though. It's the herpes of craft supplies.

Glitter is awesome!

But it gets everywhere and you can't rid of it.

But it's so pretty and sparkly!

I can see it now, bodies covered in glitter.

you two are nuts.

You know it would be so much fun, you knowwwwwww it."

Would it though? Perhaps at the time. But when you're still finding glitter 6 weeks later you'll regret it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

Now that's a sales pitch.

Would it help if I mentioned boobies?

Big fluffy, cuddly cats?

Glitter tattoo kits?

A big dressing up box?

How do I lure people in?

The boobies and cats improve it.

Don't mention glitter though. It's the herpes of craft supplies.

Glitter is awesome!

But it gets everywhere and you can't rid of it.

But it's so pretty and sparkly!

I can see it now, bodies covered in glitter.

you two are nuts.

You know it would be so much fun, you knowwwwwww it.

Would it though? Perhaps at the time. But when you're still finding glitter 6 weeks later you'll regret it."

No, you'll smile and get a hard on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I also have bacon. And chocolate. And wine.

Now that's a sales pitch.

Would it help if I mentioned boobies?

Big fluffy, cuddly cats?

Glitter tattoo kits?

A big dressing up box?

How do I lure people in?

The boobies and cats improve it.

Don't mention glitter though. It's the herpes of craft supplies.

Glitter is awesome!

But it gets everywhere and you can't rid of it.

But it's so pretty and sparkly!

I can see it now, bodies covered in glitter.

you two are nuts.

You know it would be so much fun, you knowwwwwww it.

Would it though? Perhaps at the time. But when you're still finding glitter 6 weeks later you'll regret it.

No, you'll smile and get a hard on.

I have no reply to that. Bravo.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Meet us (and some of you are

)

Because we can go from an all sweetness & light "What a nice couple" to full on fuck machine filth in the blink of an eye. Oh and back again if we fancy teasing you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meh, if you want to, then cool, if you don't, whatever.

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Ham and cheese toastie, enough said

. Now please form an orderly que."

You know how to say all the right things..

#hangry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If i need to sell myself then you're not that interested in meeting me

Ooooh good one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kind funny caring and polite what can I say

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Why are you worth meeting ?

I'm worth meeting for one reason and one reason only .

What ever opinion you have formed about me from a picture and a limited chat will most definity change after you have met me in the flesh .

Why am I confident over this fact because that's a fact about any first meeting .

Because of that fact I'm confident opinions about me will change also when you meet me sometimes for the better sometimes for the worse ."

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

I have cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake "

bastard

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I have cake

bastard"

It's chocolate to

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

50p .. anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake

bastard

It's chocolate to

now you've done it

I've cum

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I have cake

bastard

It's chocolate to

now you've done it

I've cum"

Ohhh a gusher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not selling myself, you can have me for free!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not selling myself, you can have me for free! "

Aww thanks.

I was going to say the same but I can't give myself away let alone sell myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The possibility of home made cake & we're both very attentive & will put people at ease

mr j xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake

bastard

It's chocolate to

now you've done it

I've cum

Ohhh a gusher

I'm talking oceans.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I have cake

bastard

It's chocolate to

now you've done it

I've cum

Ohhh a gusher

I'm talking oceans.

And I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/08/16 14:24:29]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm articulate,intelligent and something of a flirt.

I'll buy you wine, take you back to mine,

And then I'll make you squirt."

Looks like a well crafted rhyme doesn't work, how about if I stick a fiver on my bell end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake

bastard

It's chocolate to

now you've done it

I've cum

Ohhh a gusher

I'm talking oceans.

And I'm on my way

Row row row your boat...

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I have cake

bastard

It's chocolate to

now you've done it

I've cum

Ohhh a gusher

I'm talking oceans.

And I'm on my way

Row row row your boat...

After 220mile I hope you like popeye lookalikes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shes sexy as fuck, outgoing and has the slut secretary look. Im easy going and a blast in the sack. (Only 1 of those statements are true).

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By *km45Man over a year ago

UTTOXETER

I get results just being myself, a non pushy genuine friendly guy. It works for me

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Boobs.

I'm sure there's more to you than a pair of boobs after all I've never met a woman who liked a man talking to her chest instead of her face

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

"We'll start the bidding at 50p! What am I bid?...

...

.... Nothing?!... no?...ah well *sighs*

Fiver

Well that's a healthy step up in value! Sold!!

Hey! All bids are final! Ya can't back out now y''know

Woop when can I collect my prize!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have cake

bastard

It's chocolate to

now you've done it

I've cum

Ohhh a gusher

I'm talking oceans.

And I'm on my way

Row row row your boat...

After 220mile I hope you like popeye lookalikes

Love it!

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I have cake

bastard

It's chocolate to

now you've done it

I've cum

Ohhh a gusher

I'm talking oceans.

And I'm on my way

Row row row your boat...

After 220mile I hope you like popeye lookalikes

Love it!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I havent sold myself properly ....but im trying to get my thread to the max as it will be my first.....anyone help ?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I havent sold myself properly ....but im trying to get my thread to the max as it will be my first.....anyone help ?"

Why aren't you selling yourself? MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I havent sold myself properly ....but im trying to get my thread to the max as it will be my first.....anyone help ?

Why aren't you selling yourself? MrsSB

I havent got much to sell....

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I havent sold myself properly ....but im trying to get my thread to the max as it will be my first.....anyone help ?

Why aren't you selling yourself? MrsSB

I havent got much to sell....

Yes you do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah! Like it or lump it, I'm not going to try to convince you otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nah! Like it or lump it, I'm not going to try to convince you otherwise

I'm sold

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

We are....

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

AWESOME

MRSSB

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