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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure plenty would love to bend you over and give you a jolly good rodgering 
I've got a nice purple strap on - just the right size for beginners  "
Why mention it's purple, you racist!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right I've never done anal with a woman and I really want to...... anyone offering to help me out. "
Is that taking her up the bottom, or her taking you up the bottom? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure plenty would love to bend you over and give you a jolly good rodgering
I've got a nice purple strap on - just the right size for beginners
Why mention it's purple, you racist! "
I didn't even think about that. Maybe I am racist!  |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"I'm sure plenty would love to bend you over and give you a jolly good rodgering
I've got a nice purple strap on - just the right size for beginners
Why mention it's purple, you racist!
I didn't even think about that. Maybe I am racist! "
Straponist - what's the black one going to think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure plenty would love to bend you over and give you a jolly good rodgering
I've got a nice purple strap on - just the right size for beginners
Why mention it's purple, you racist!
I didn't even think about that. Maybe I am racist! "
Somebody needs to check your purple privilege |
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"I'm sure plenty would love to bend you over and give you a jolly good rodgering
I've got a nice purple strap on - just the right size for beginners
Why mention it's purple, you racist!
I didn't even think about that. Maybe I am racist! "
It could be purple pain purple pain
If used unlubed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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all I'm gonna say is,,,,,,,,,DOUCHE  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have two strap-ons, and several different dildos which fit one of them.
I have been known to use them on men, now and again "
You didn't mention the color of your strap-ons....I think I may have a problem  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I have two strap-ons, and several different dildos which fit one of them.
I have been known to use them on men, now and again
You didn't mention the color of your strap-ons....I think I may have a problem "
Some of them are purple. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive a pinky purplish double ender ,,didn't know that made me a racist 
doesn't it just mean I'm a pervert "
Racism can be subconscious mikki. Perhaps the dildo retailer is institutionally racist in its preference to stock some colours over others? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive a pinky purplish double ender ,,didn't know that made me a racist
doesn't it just mean I'm a pervert
Racism can be subconscious mikki. Perhaps the dildo retailer is institutionally racist in its preference to stock some colours over others? "
hmmmmm, anyway I call my dildo Adolf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive a pinky purplish double ender ,,didn't know that made me a racist
doesn't it just mean I'm a pervert
Racism can be subconscious mikki. Perhaps the dildo retailer is institutionally racist in its preference to stock some colours over others?
hmmmmm, anyway I call my dildo Adolf "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before "
Just lube it up and slip it in. My wife always complains I don't give her surprises. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before "
I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.
Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before
I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.
Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it."
You wasn't invited |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before
I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.
Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it.
You wasn't invited "
Like you'd have said no
I wasn't offering though so no problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before
Just lube it up and slip it in. My wife always complains I don't give her surprises. "
Sorry. I am washing my hair. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before
I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.
Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it.
You wasn't invited
Like you'd have said no
I wasn't offering though so no problem "
You have a very high opinion of your self. Thought this was all ment to be fun and to find what you're looking for. All I see are rude arrogant dick heads |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before
I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.
Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it.
You wasn't invited
Like you'd have said no
I wasn't offering though so no problem
You have a very high opinion of your self. Thought this was all ment to be fun and to find what you're looking for. All I see are rude arrogant dick heads"
I have a high opinion of myself?
You think all you need to do is post "I want to fuck a woman's arse" and we'll be queueing up? That's not a high opinion?
The posts on this thread are pretty light teasing. You're perhaps a bit sensitive.
Yes, the site is for finding what you want but you don't get to post an order for what you want and wait for it to be delivered  |
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"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before
I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.
Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it.
You wasn't invited
Like you'd have said no
I wasn't offering though so no problem
You have a very high opinion of your self. Thought this was all ment to be fun and to find what you're looking for. All I see are rude arrogant dick heads
I have a high opinion of myself?
You think all you need to do is post "I want to fuck a woman's arse" and we'll be queueing up? That's not a high opinion?
The posts on this thread are pretty light teasing. You're perhaps a bit sensitive.
Yes, the site is for finding what you want but you don't get to post an order for what you want and wait for it to be delivered "
shame it doesn't work like that was hope for an all female gangbang followed by a slap up dinner  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before
I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.
Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it.
You wasn't invited
Like you'd have said no
I wasn't offering though so no problem
You have a very high opinion of your self. Thought this was all ment to be fun and to find what you're looking for. All I see are rude arrogant dick heads
I have a high opinion of myself?
You think all you need to do is post "I want to fuck a woman's arse" and we'll be queueing up? That's not a high opinion?
The posts on this thread are pretty light teasing. You're perhaps a bit sensitive.
Yes, the site is for finding what you want but you don't get to post an order for what you want and wait for it to be delivered
shame it doesn't work like that was hope for an all female gangbang followed by a slap up dinner "
By definition an all female gangbang wouldn't include you |
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"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before
I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.
Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it.
You wasn't invited
Like you'd have said no
I wasn't offering though so no problem
You have a very high opinion of your self. Thought this was all ment to be fun and to find what you're looking for. All I see are rude arrogant dick heads
I have a high opinion of myself?
You think all you need to do is post "I want to fuck a woman's arse" and we'll be queueing up? That's not a high opinion?
The posts on this thread are pretty light teasing. You're perhaps a bit sensitive.
Yes, the site is for finding what you want but you don't get to post an order for what you want and wait for it to be delivered
shame it doesn't work like that was hope for an all female gangbang followed by a slap up dinner
By definition an all female gangbang wouldn't include you "
dam guess it won't happen now then, it's all in the detail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes, the site is for finding what you want but you don't get to post an order for what you want and wait for it to be delivered "
Unless it's for pizza. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
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Yes, the site is for finding what you want but you don't get to post an order for what you want and wait for it to be delivered
Unless it's for pizza. "
Even then you have to pay.
In that case you pretty much can order anal and wait for it to be delivered |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes, the site is for finding what you want but you don't get to post an order for what you want and wait for it to be delivered
Unless it's for pizza.
Even then you have to pay.
In that case you pretty much can order anal and wait for it to be delivered "
Would you ask for a spicy sausage topping with that anal pizza |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
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Yes, the site is for finding what you want but you don't get to post an order for what you want and wait for it to be delivered
Unless it's for pizza.
Even then you have to pay.
In that case you pretty much can order anal and wait for it to be delivered
Would you ask for a spicy sausage topping with that anal pizza "
Spicy and anal are often not a match made in heaven |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before
I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.
Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it.
You wasn't invited
Like you'd have said no
I wasn't offering though so no problem
You have a very high opinion of your self. Thought this was all ment to be fun and to find what you're looking for. All I see are rude arrogant dick heads
I have a high opinion of myself?
You think all you need to do is post "I want to fuck a woman's arse" and we'll be queueing up? That's not a high opinion?
The posts on this thread are pretty light teasing. You're perhaps a bit sensitive.
Yes, the site is for finding what you want but you don't get to post an order for what you want and wait for it to be delivered
shame it doesn't work like that was hope for an all female gangbang followed by a slap up dinner "
Hmmm I have an idea for a new takeaway chain!!
Dominoes + Subway = SubDominoes..Pizzas Cooked by Dom's delivered by Sub's or if you go for the large meal deal a Hotwife..
You reckon it'd catch on?
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"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before
I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.
Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it.
You wasn't invited
Like you'd have said no
I wasn't offering though so no problem
You have a very high opinion of your self. Thought this was all ment to be fun and to find what you're looking for. All I see are rude arrogant dick heads"
Oooosh! !! Nice chap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure plenty would love to bend you over and give you a jolly good rodgering
I've got a nice purple strap on - just the right size for beginners
Why mention it's purple, you racist!
I didn't even think about that. Maybe I am racist! "
Pussy has a 12" insertable dildo that I made a bespoke leather G-string for so that it doesn't slip out of her . . has really big bumps near the base and she does so like feeling the "corrugated effect" of that bit getting rammed home . . . . you up for some of that OP? Fair exchange we think? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol what I ment Is I want to fuck a woman in the ass. I've never done it before
I'm sure women will be queueing up to help you out. Having one's arse inexpertly pounded to fulfil a stranger's fantasy is just so hot.
Unfortunately I have to see a man about washing my dog and can't make it.
You wasn't invited
Like you'd have said no
I wasn't offering though so no problem
You have a very high opinion of your self. Thought this was all ment to be fun and to find what you're looking for. All I see are rude arrogant dick heads"
It is lighthearted fun. I have only noticed one being rude and arrogant. |
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