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over a year ago
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"alcohol,on the sabbath,shame on the lot of you  "
Oh yeah and what about all those pissheads at communion lol?? on the bloody wine at ten o'clock in the morning them lot xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A poem of vodka. One is plenty, twos the most, three under the table, four under the host. Enjoy your pishup xx 
cheers - still on the first one though.....
first bottle!!!! (btw chez here)"
Oooh baby ill be up in an hour xx  |
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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
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"A poem of vodka. One is plenty, twos the most, three under the table, four under the host. Enjoy your pishup xx
cheers - still on the first one though.....
first bottle!!!! (btw chez here)"
first glass i will have it be known madam. My name's no Craig  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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first glass i will have it be known madam. My name's no Craig
And your point is caller?? xx
my point is that my name is Wendy, not Craig. is that so hard to understand???"
Oooh listen at Im on my first voddy and im a good girl i am xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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first glass i will have it be known madam. My name's no Craig
And your point is caller?? xx
my point is that my name is Wendy, not Craig. is that so hard to understand???
Oooh listen at Im on my first voddy and im a good girl i am xx "
It's always the last one that does the damage...never the ones before.  |
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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"
first glass i will have it be known madam. My name's no Craig
And your point is caller?? xx
my point is that my name is Wendy, not Craig. is that so hard to understand???
Oooh listen at Im on my first voddy and im a good girl i am xx "
says Mr "I'm off to wendy's so will drink 10 litrs of vodka and smoke 1000 cigs" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bought a bottle for the first time in yonks yesterday. It's called Chase Vodka and apparently it's been voted the best vodka in the world "
Ooh you having a bag of Tyrrell's crisps too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I bought a bottle for the first time in yonks yesterday. It's called Chase Vodka and apparently it's been voted the best vodka in the world
Ooh you having a bag of Tyrrell's crisps too?"
Mr Chase didn't do badly did he? He sold Tyrrells for £40m to a private equity company. He's spent a few million on this potato farm and the distillery. I hope I can taste the quality, I am crap when it comes to discerning good wine from plonk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I bought a bottle for the first time in yonks yesterday. It's called Chase Vodka and apparently it's been voted the best vodka in the world
Ooh you having a bag of Tyrrell's crisps too?
Mr Chase didn't do badly did he? He sold Tyrrells for £40m to a private equity company. He's spent a few million on this potato farm and the distillery. I hope I can taste the quality, I am crap when it comes to discerning good wine from plonk."
I once did a blind taste test with four different gins and got them all correct, I do like a drop of the old mothers ruin. |
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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
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"you's are a bunch of friggin alky's.
jealousy is not a becoming, attractive trait dad xxx
b****** was it that obvious mmdil.  "
yes, but not as obvious as you standing at the bedroom door last night, spying on me and your son with your cock in hand and wearing mam-in-law's negligee xxx |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"you's are a bunch of friggin alky's.
jealousy is not a becoming, attractive trait dad xxx
b****** was it that obvious mmdil.
yes, but not as obvious as you standing at the bedroom door last night, spying on me and your son with your cock in hand and wearing mam-in-law's negligee xxx"
that wasn't mam in laws negligee.
that was a wee number,i got in ann summers. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"you's are a bunch of friggin alky's.
xx
me never ... im an angel lol
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denial,thats the first stage,of being an alcoholic.
get help,the next stage is,sitting about the street corner.
plastic cup in hand,asking strangers for 10p.
good luck. |
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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"you's are a bunch of friggin alky's.
xx
me never ... im an angel lol
denial,thats the first stage,of being an alcoholic.
get help,the next stage is,sitting about the street corner.
plastic cup in hand,asking strangers for 10p.
good luck. "
dinnae be so feckin glaikit da, denial is a river in egypt.
feck I crack meself up sometimes, I'm so feckin funny
need more vodka methinks, and settee bum dancing. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"you's are a bunch of friggin alky's.
xx
me never ... im an angel lol
denial,thats the first stage,of being an alcoholic.
get help,the next stage is,sitting about the street corner.
plastic cup in hand,asking strangers for 10p.
good luck.
dinnae be so feckin glaikit da, denial is a river in egypt.
feck I crack meself up sometimes, I'm so feckin funny
need more vodka methinks, and settee bum dancing."
the thing with you is,you never know,if you'r d*unk or sober.
yer always friggin mental. |
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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"you's are a bunch of friggin alky's.
xx
me never ... im an angel lol
denial,thats the first stage,of being an alcoholic.
get help,the next stage is,sitting about the street corner.
plastic cup in hand,asking strangers for 10p.
good luck.
dinnae be so feckin glaikit da, denial is a river in egypt.
feck I crack meself up sometimes, I'm so feckin funny
need more vodka methinks, and settee bum dancing.
the thing with you is,you never know,if you'r d*unk or sober.
yer always friggin mental. "
would you have me any other way... well, apart fae hog-tied and gagged, but that's next week (again) xxx |
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