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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you put an old 2 pence or any money for that matter in a glass of it comes out shiny .... as to why i dont drink .... random shite "
Pour it on oil stains on ya drive and they come off with the real thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you put an old 2 pence or any money for that matter in a glass of it comes out shiny .... as to why i dont drink .... random shite
Pour it on oil stains on ya drive and they come off with the real thing"
Coke and oil stains ...cool.  |
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"I have spongebob, gonzo, animal, zippy a robosapian & a dinosaur that squirts water in my wardrobe.
Makes me smirk when H says "Wear something adult tonight!"
S"
Why does it squirt in your wardrobe ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you put an old 2 pence or any money for that matter in a glass of it comes out shiny .... as to why i dont drink .... random shite
Pour it on oil stains on ya drive and they come off with the real thing"
This is handy to know!  |
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By *ent57Man
over a year ago
... where the streets have no name! |
"If you put an old 2 pence or any money for that matter in a glass of it comes out shiny .... as to why i dont drink .... random shite
Pour it on oil stains on ya drive and they come off with the real thing
This is handy to know! "
If you put aged '99 to 99 only' on your profile - you don't get messages you don't want ... .... oh ... you already new that  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Random Shit to share ?"
In Tudor England a 'gong farmer' was the guy who collected random shit... Often referred as a night man and night soil. |
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"Random Shit to share ?
In Tudor England a 'gong farmer' was the guy who collected random shit... Often referred as a night man and night soil. "
We should do our own T.V. programme called Going for a Gong....
I can see it taking off... |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"I have spongebob, gonzo, animal, zippy a robosapian & a dinosaur that squirts water in my wardrobe.
Makes me smirk when H says "Wear something adult tonight!"
S
Why does it squirt in your wardrobe ?"
Ot has a touch sensor on it's nose, a gentle touch, mouth opens & it squirts at you..bit harder & it opens fancy gil type wings & roars
These are my toys, not the kids
H has toys but they are buried a bit deeper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you put an old 2 pence or any money for that matter in a glass of it comes out shiny .... as to why i dont drink .... random shite
Pour it on oil stains on ya drive and they come off with the real thing
This is handy to know!
If you put aged '99 to 99 only' on your profile - you don't get messages you don't want ... .... oh ... you already new that "
silence is golden |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Random Shit to share ?
In Tudor England a 'gong farmer' was the guy who collected random shit... Often referred as a night man and night soil. "
There used to be a fella with Gong Farmer as his username on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im working in Liverpool this weekend. Someone has to. "
Could be worse..I've done doors in West Derby and seen maniacs on motorcrossers riding around the streets wearing balaclavas... if I told you the pub I did the door at had been burst into by thugs firing shotguns you wouldn't wanna go back either lol |
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"If you put an old 2 pence or any money for that matter in a glass of it comes out shiny .... as to why i dont drink .... random shite "
In the good old days in the Middle East women filled their twats with (the white variety) and ones cock ended up sore as fuck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're able to touch the tip of your nose with your tongue."
...I was only kidding by the way.
I bet there's a lot of people trying that and looking silly right now  |
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"Im working in Liverpool this weekend. Someone has to.
Could be worse..I've done doors in West Derby and seen maniacs on motorcrossers riding around the streets wearing balaclavas... if I told you the pub I did the door at had been burst into by thugs firing shotguns you wouldn't wanna go back either lol"
Classy establishment |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"If you put an old 2 pence or any money for that matter in a glass of it comes out shiny .... as to why i dont drink .... random shite
Pour it on oil stains on ya drive and they come off with the real thing
This is handy to know!
If you put aged '99 to 99 only' on your profile - you don't get messages you don't want ... .... oh ... you already new that
silence is golden "
You silver-tongued devil. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I've started sleeping inside a duvet cover.
There's no duvet in it though."
Does that make you a duvet?
Do you have all the buttons fastened with just your head poking out?
How do you put your legs on top when it gets too hot?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My penis curves to the left, so when I measure it I add 3 inches to compensate for the curve "
I have a crooked cervix to the left!
We're made for one another. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My penis curves to the left, so when I measure it I add 3 inches to compensate for the curve
I have a crooked cervix to the left!
We're made for one another. "
It seems like it |
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