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What to do? Meet advice...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok so here's the problem, we're due to meet a really hot couple this weekend in a club. They live quite far away and aren't often down our way so I'd be loathed to cancel.
But I (husband) have developed an eye infection this week that has one eye partially shut and makes me look like sloth from the goonies, albeit with better teeth.
Should I:
A) Cancel
B) Turn up wearing a Pirates eye patch
C) Nothing because Mrs Mixed is the hot one anyway and their female can jolly well take one for the team
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"is it something contagious?"
I guess if you rubbed your eye ball against mine then that wouldn't be a good thing. But I do have another eye sat quite close to it that's getting along fine. |
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"is it something contagious?
I guess if you rubbed your eye ball against mine then that wouldn't be a good thing. But I do have another eye sat quite close to it that's getting along fine. "
seriously eye infections are very contagious however if its being treated with antibiotic eye drops there's every chance it will have cleared by Saturday. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"is it something contagious?
I guess if you rubbed your eye ball against mine then that wouldn't be a good thing. But I do have another eye sat quite close to it that's getting along fine.
seriously eye infections are very contagious however if its being treated with antibiotic eye drops there's every chance it will have cleared by Saturday. "
I am treating it but time is ticking. Is it off putting for a woman to have sex with a guy wearing sun glasses? |
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"is it something contagious?
I guess if you rubbed your eye ball against mine then that wouldn't be a good thing. But I do have another eye sat quite close to it that's getting along fine.
seriously eye infections are very contagious however if its being treated with antibiotic eye drops there's every chance it will have cleared by Saturday.
I am treating it but time is ticking. Is it off putting for a woman to have sex with a guy wearing sun glasses? "
I advise men to wear sunglasses when they have sex with me, I'm so dazzlingly good its for their own safety..well that's my interpretation  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If the Mrs is really hot they might not even notice you have only one eye.  "
Generally that's what I bank on when we go to clubs. I just sort of tag along with her like a dog at the dinner table hoping someone takes pity on me. |
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"If the Mrs is really hot they might not even notice you have only one eye.
Generally that's what I bank on when we go to clubs. I just sort of tag along with her like a dog at the dinner table hoping someone takes pity on me."
I'll take pity on you.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How horrifying! 
Poor other couple 
Some women might find sloth from the goonies attractive though? "
Some might. Some may also just be happy to socialize. Or they may be happy to meet you another time when you're feeling your best. People can be very accomodating  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How horrifying!
Poor other couple
Some women might find sloth from the goonies attractive though?
Some might. Some may also just be happy to socialize. Or they may be happy to meet you another time when you're feeling your best. People can be very accomodating "
It's a bit frustrating when 12.5% of the eyes in the arrangement ruin it for the other 87.5%. |
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I say decorate the eyepatch with a picture of your own face. A pre bad eye picture obviously. No, actually photoshop an eyepatch decorated the same onto that picture. It could just be pictures of you going off into infinity. Truly mesmerising. Bad eye, what bad eye? |
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"If the Mrs is really hot they might not even notice you have only one eye.
Generally that's what I bank on when we go to clubs. I just sort of tag along with her like a dog at the dinner table hoping someone takes pity on me."
I thought I was the only one that did that...
You'll be fine.... If it's still bad by the weekend just make your apologies and say in anticipation of them visiting you inadvertently gave yourself a hot monocle. So it's their fault - and they owe you one.
Or meet them with shades on and just hand them both a pair as they walk in and say nothing. Most people are too polite to question it and it'll make for a great thread in a few months when we get a "what was your weirdest meet?" Thread.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If the Mrs is really hot they might not even notice you have only one eye.
Generally that's what I bank on when we go to clubs. I just sort of tag along with her like a dog at the dinner table hoping someone takes pity on me.
I thought I was the only one that did that...
You'll be fine.... If it's still bad by the weekend just make your apologies and say in anticipation of them visiting you inadvertently gave yourself a hot monocle. So it's their fault - and they owe you one.
Or meet them with shades on and just hand them both a pair as they walk in and say nothing. Most people are too polite to question it and it'll make for a great thread in a few months when we get a "what was your weirdest meet?" Thread.
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Yeah I'm torn between trying to pull off an outfit including an eye patch and hat or just wearing shades and luring them to the dark room |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If the Mrs is really hot they might not even notice you have only one eye.
Generally that's what I bank on when we go to clubs. I just sort of tag along with her like a dog at the dinner table hoping someone takes pity on me.
I thought I was the only one that did that...
You'll be fine.... If it's still bad by the weekend just make your apologies and say in anticipation of them visiting you inadvertently gave yourself a hot monocle. So it's their fault - and they owe you one.
Or meet them with shades on and just hand them both a pair as they walk in and say nothing. Most people are too polite to question it and it'll make for a great thread in a few months when we get a "what was your weirdest meet?" Thread.
D"
Oh!!! I like the shades idea  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shades could be dangerous. It's dark in clubs and you might fall over naked bodies writhing on the floor.
I'd suggest using a normal pair of non-shaded glasses and just stick a plaster over the bad eye side. They were all the rage in the 70's. Retro style. |
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Ok so update: right now it's looking passable. I just look slightly deformed rather than infected by bacteria. There's no pain for the of you who care. All none of you.
The problem is that it seems to get worse overnight so it's really going down to the wire whether tomorrow involves a last minute dash to the... pirate shop? Who sells eye patches these days? |
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"Ok so update: right now it's looking passable. I just look slightly deformed rather than infected by bacteria. There's no pain for the of you who care. All none of you.
The problem is that it seems to get worse overnight so it's really going down to the wire whether tomorrow involves a last minute dash to the... pirate shop? Who sells eye patches these days? "
I think the patches can be sexy. You have to commit, though. |
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When I said tea bags earlier, I meant it.
Have a cup of tea but retain the hot, used tea bag and place on the eye for 15-20mins a couple of times a day.
Works a treat
You will need to wash the eye after or it will go brown |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok so update: right now it's looking passable. I just look slightly deformed rather than infected by bacteria. There's no pain for the of you who care. All none of you.
The problem is that it seems to get worse overnight so it's really going down to the wire whether tomorrow involves a last minute dash to the... pirate shop? Who sells eye patches these days?
I think the patches can be sexy. You have to commit, though. "
Is that because you've been watching Pirates of the Caribbean? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When I said tea bags earlier, I meant it.
Have a cup of tea but retain the hot, used tea bag and place on the eye for 15-20mins a couple of times a day.
Works a treat
You will need to wash the eye after or it will go brown "
That's actually good advice.
I thought you were being sarcastic.
It's like an inverse of the boy who cried wolf. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Explain situation and re organise or is it oranize stupid dyslexia. "
Sounds like you are thinking with your head and not your dick. There's a seriously hot couple we could be swinging with if we can pull this off. |
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"When I said tea bags earlier, I meant it.
Have a cup of tea but retain the hot, used tea bag and place on the eye for 15-20mins a couple of times a day.
Works a treat
You will need to wash the eye after or it will go brown
That's actually good advice.
I thought you were being sarcastic.
It's like an inverse of the boy who cried wolf."
I'm a bastard, not a cunt
It's good for bacterial infections, sties &c |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When I said tea bags earlier, I meant it.
Have a cup of tea but retain the hot, used tea bag and place on the eye for 15-20mins a couple of times a day.
Works a treat
You will need to wash the eye after or it will go brown
That's actually good advice.
I thought you were being sarcastic.
It's like an inverse of the boy who cried wolf.
I'm a bastard, not a cunt
It's good for bacterial infections, sties &c "
But it could go wrong, maybe the only thing worse than an eye patch is a brown eye? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tell them and see what they want to do.
If they're still ok about meeting, go with the eye patch. Cover it with a full hazmat suit just to be sure."
The problem with taking action is that it's more fun to ignore the problem until the last minute and hope it goes away. |
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"Tell them and see what they want to do.
If they're still ok about meeting, go with the eye patch. Cover it with a full hazmat suit just to be sure.
The problem with taking action is that it's more fun to ignore the problem until the last minute and hope it goes away. "
I live my life by this maxim, it's got me where I am today |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Tell them and see what they want to do.
If they're still ok about meeting, go with the eye patch. Cover it with a full hazmat suit just to be sure.
The problem with taking action is that it's more fun to ignore the problem until the last minute and hope it goes away.
I live my life by this maxim, it's got me where I am today "
Exactly, lying and dishonesty got me this far, I should stay true to who I am |
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"Tell them and see what they want to do.
If they're still ok about meeting, go with the eye patch. Cover it with a full hazmat suit just to be sure.
The problem with taking action is that it's more fun to ignore the problem until the last minute and hope it goes away.
I live my life by this maxim, it's got me where I am today
Exactly, lying and dishonesty got me this far, I should stay true to who I am"
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"Ok so update: right now it's looking passable. I just look slightly deformed rather than infected by bacteria. There's no pain for the of you who care. All none of you.
The problem is that it seems to get worse overnight so it's really going down to the wire whether tomorrow involves a last minute dash to the... pirate shop? Who sells eye patches these days? "
Is there not a good pirates R us where you live thought every town had one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok so update: right now it's looking passable. I just look slightly deformed rather than infected by bacteria. There's no pain for the of you who care. All none of you.
The problem is that it seems to get worse overnight so it's really going down to the wire whether tomorrow involves a last minute dash to the... pirate shop? Who sells eye patches these days? Is there not a good pirates R us where you live thought every town had one "
Just seaside towns like Brighton, we don't get a lot of pirates in Basingstoke what with the lack of sea and all |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok so here's the problem, we're due to meet a really hot couple this weekend in a club. They live quite far away and aren't often down our way so I'd be loathed to cancel.
But I (husband) have developed an eye infection this week that has one eye partially shut and makes me look like sloth from the goonies, albeit with better teeth.
Should I:
A) Cancel
B) Turn up wearing a Pirates eye patch
C) Nothing because Mrs Mixed is the hot one anyway and their female can jolly well take one for the team
"
Personally I don't think it gives the right impression to turn up to a meet with any kind of virus,as has been said viruses are contagious and won't add to the mood really |
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