"Caught an ex out cheating, with his ex. She didn't know about me. So we managed to convince him it was cool and we wanted a three some. Left him thoroughly tied to his desk chair naked. Left a bottle of water with a straw in on the desk, porn playing loudly and left. Expecting his dad would find him after work. Except we didn't know his dad was away for the weekend, this was on a Friday, his nan found him Sunday after her and his dad got concerned they couldn't reach him.   "
Oh my god!..that IS evil! Ha ha
Love it.
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"Nothing really that bad but one of my friends put an acid in a chocolate eclair because someone kept eating them x
Not Nitric acid I hope?
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Haha no just LSD x |
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I wouldn't say this was evil (but then I would, wouldn't I? ) but it brings a smile to my lips every time I think about it...used to work in a small holiday camp in Essex, my manager brought his girlfriend in as the camp nurse (she didn't know her arse from her elbow) and she was a terrible gossip and spread all sorts of rumours about me and a few others so we obtained a key to her chalet, sewed kippers into the lining of the curtains as well as secreting more kippers behind the radiators..as she spent most of her time with her boyfriend it was a while before she used her chalet again ...
apparently the smell was so bad she had to move 
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I put "bitter apple" anti-chew solution for dogs on some chocolate biscuits my colleagues kept nicking. Sadly we had some firemen visiting and they were offered MY biscuits with their tea.
Two threw up in the bin and the rest just outside the office |
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"Caught an ex out cheating, with his ex. She didn't know about me. So we managed to convince him it was cool and we wanted a three some. Left him thoroughly tied to his desk chair naked. Left a bottle of water with a straw in on the desk, porn playing loudly and left. Expecting his dad would find him after work. Except we didn't know his dad was away for the weekend, this was on a Friday, his nan found him Sunday after her and his dad got concerned they couldn't reach him.
Excellent "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I deprived my boyfriend of having sex with me for an entire week once
Does that count as evil or merciful?
(That is just a joke!)
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lol,,whatever,but I'm tellin ya the sex at the end of the week was pure evil   |
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I once buried some one alive, that was ages ago though ,,,,,,,,,,I'm fine now  |
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My ex was Jamaican,and when we first started dating i would invite him round for meals,i use to buy food from the Jamaican take away and tell him i cooked it,he thought i was a fantastic cook lol i never did tell him, |
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"I once buried some one alive, that was ages ago though ,,,,,,,,,,I'm fine now "
There there. It's ok now.
[Pats mikki on the back reassuringly whilst dialling 999] |
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"My ex was Jamaican,and when we first started dating i would invite him round for meals,i use to buy food from the Jamaican take away and tell him i cooked it,he thought i was a fantastic cook lol i never did tell him, "
that's not very evil though, is it? lol |
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"I once buried some one alive, that was ages ago though ,,,,,,,,,,I'm fine now
There there. It's ok now.
[Pats mikki on the back reassuringly whilst dialling 999]"
ive cut your telephone line,,and I'm in your house |
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"I once buried some one alive, that was ages ago though ,,,,,,,,,,I'm fine now
There there. It's ok now.
[Pats mikki on the back reassuringly whilst dialling 999]
ive cut your telephone line,,and I'm in your house "
I have a mobile. Muhahaha |
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I have just waited 27 years to take my revenge on someone for something they did to me all those years ago....
and I can tell you it was well worth the wait |
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"I have just waited 27 years to take my revenge on someone for something they did to me all those years ago....
and I can tell you it was well worth the wait "
Wow. I hope I never make my way in to your bad books then |
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"I once buried some one alive, that was ages ago though ,,,,,,,,,,I'm fine now
There there. It's ok now.
[Pats mikki on the back reassuringly whilst dialling 999]
ive cut your telephone line,,and I'm in your house
I have a mobile. Muhahaha "
its controlled by me mooooooHARHAR indeeedy |
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"I once buried some one alive, that was ages ago though ,,,,,,,,,,I'm fine now
There there. It's ok now.
[Pats mikki on the back reassuringly whilst dialling 999]
ive cut your telephone line,,and I'm in your house
I have a mobile. Muhahaha
its controlled by me mooooooHARHAR indeeedy "
Ah shit  |
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"I have just waited 27 years to take my revenge on someone for something they did to me all those years ago....
and I can tell you it was well worth the wait "
did you use a rusty blade |
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"I once buried some one alive, that was ages ago though ,,,,,,,,,,I'm fine now
There there. It's ok now.
[Pats mikki on the back reassuringly whilst dialling 999]
ive cut your telephone line,,and I'm in your house
I have a mobile. Muhahaha "
Don't try and out evil laugh her, she'll cut out your voice box with a rusty spoon and use it as an ice cube tray |
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"I have just waited 27 years to take my revenge on someone for something they did to me all those years ago....
and I can tell you it was well worth the wait
did you use a rusty blade "
Oh dear god I was typing at the same time about using evil implements.....I've caught the evilness |
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"I once buried some one alive, that was ages ago though ,,,,,,,,,,I'm fine now
There there. It's ok now.
[Pats mikki on the back reassuringly whilst dialling 999]
ive cut your telephone line,,and I'm in your house
I have a mobile. Muhahaha
Don't try and out evil laugh her, she'll cut out your voice box with a rusty spoon and use it as an ice cube tray "
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"I once buried some one alive, that was ages ago though ,,,,,,,,,,I'm fine now
There there. It's ok now.
[Pats mikki on the back reassuringly whilst dialling 999]
ive cut your telephone line,,and I'm in your house
I have a mobile. Muhahaha
Don't try and out evil laugh her, she'll cut out your voice box with a rusty spoon and use it as an ice cube tray "
*blunt* |
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"My ex was Jamaican,and when we first started dating i would invite him round for meals,i use to buy food from the Jamaican take away and tell him i cooked it,he thought i was a fantastic cook lol i never did tell him,
that's not very evil though, is it? lol"
No that's not evil but when i caught him shagging another woman ,that was evil as i smashed his mobile phone over his head . |
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"I have just waited 27 years to take my revenge on someone for something they did to me all those years ago....
and I can tell you it was well worth the wait
did you use a rusty blade
Oh dear god I was typing at the same time about using evil implements.....I've caught the evilness "
oh good I loathe nice girls |
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"My ex was Jamaican,and when we first started dating i would invite him round for meals,i use to buy food from the Jamaican take away and tell him i cooked it,he thought i was a fantastic cook lol i never did tell him,
that's not very evil though, is it? lol No that's not evil but when i caught him shagging another woman ,that was evil as i smashed his mobile phone over his head ."
simply not evil enough,,find him,,hunt him down and do it properly.
mikki hands an axe over to you |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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years ago i had a meet where he wanted to wear tights and be tied up with chains and left alone on the bed
i went downstairs to make a brew but fell asleep in the chair two hours later i remembered he was there!! |
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"years ago i had a meet where he wanted to wear tights and be tied up with chains and left alone on the bed
i went downstairs to make a brew but fell asleep in the chair two hours later i remembered he was there!!"
That's a nice story but you have nothing on fruitloop's anecdote. Check it out above |
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Ex forces so a few bad ones.....
Bricked up a mates front and rear door on the day of his wedding so he couldn't even get into his brand new house which they hadn't even lived in at that point, let alone carry his new bride over the threshold at the end of the night.
Screamed at another mate literally as he jumped from the plane that his chute was faulty. His face as he jumped will stay with me forever.
Put food dye in the water section of another guys iron the day before we're due on parade..
But possibly my worst one was my mum owned and ran a stable yard, and a family rented the house next to it, and they had two foster children who spent a lot of time one the yard, 5 and 7 years old. They desperately wanted a horse of their own, so I told them if they got some horse hair, planted it into the ground, watered it daily and talked to it, the hair would turn into the tail of a horse and after a few weeks the horse would be fully grown under the ground, and all they would have to do was tug on the hair and the horse would follow out of the ground.
They spent the whole summer holidays lovingly tending to that horse hair......
I'm not proud....
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"My ex was Jamaican,and when we first started dating i would invite him round for meals,i use to buy food from the Jamaican take away and tell him i cooked it,he thought i was a fantastic cook lol i never did tell him,
that's not very evil though, is it? lol No that's not evil but when i caught him shagging another woman ,that was evil as i smashed his mobile phone over his head .
simply not evil enough,,find him,,hunt him down and do it properly.
mikki hands an axe over to you "
...No lol me pa was a policeman at the time couldn't have a coppers daughter locked up. |
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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago
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"Ex forces so a few bad ones.....
Bricked up a mates front and rear door on the day of his wedding so he couldn't even get into his brand new house which they hadn't even lived in at that point, let alone carry his new bride over the threshold at the end of the night.
Screamed at another mate literally as he jumped from the plane that his chute was faulty. His face as he jumped will stay with me forever.
Put food dye in the water section of another guys iron the day before we're due on parade..
But possibly my worst one was my mum owned and ran a stable yard, and a family rented the house next to it, and they had two foster children who spent a lot of time one the yard, 5 and 7 years old. They desperately wanted a horse of their own, so I told them if they got some horse hair, planted it into the ground, watered it daily and talked to it, the hair would turn into the tail of a horse and after a few weeks the horse would be fully grown under the ground, and all they would have to do was tug on the hair and the horse would follow out of the ground.
They spent the whole summer holidays lovingly tending to that horse hair......
I'm not proud....
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At least you saved them ownership of a hay furnace... |
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I flicked ink on to the back of my French Teacher's silk dress because I flipping hated her, evil witch. Next day she questioned the class but I didn't get grassed up. I went to an All Girls Grammar... too strict and the brittle grey knickers made me the Evil Witch I am today... like my French Teacher |
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When we lived in a village everyday twice a day lady used to walk her dog and let it shite on our front lawn never picked it up asked her and told her many times to clean up after pooch never did so I let it go on for a week collected it all up and took my hounds for a walk and posted it loose through letter box she changed were she walked lol never a word was spoken |
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"I have just waited 27 years to take my revenge on someone for something they did to me all those years ago....
and I can tell you it was well worth the wait
did you use a rusty blade "
no....I used words...they can be far more effective when used in the right way |
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Wasn't myself but did make me chuckle. A good friend found out her husband was cheating. She took his large pot of psosrisis cream into work (she worked on a Royal Marines camp) and about 5 of the guys all made a 'deposit' into the tub. Everytime she had a low moment about the split she took smug satisfaction in thinking of him rubbing that cream onto himself |
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By *s ParisWoman
over a year ago
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I was constantly bullied at school by the teachers one day we had to bake scones and fairy cakes and apples tarts for the teachers AGM night while in the kitchen I ran out of flour so decided to substitute it for a couple of scoops of daz washing powder into the mixes let's just say a few ended up in a&e with the the lurgy and a severe dose of the trots and we'd no school for a few days..........
I'm a nice girl though honest I am |
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told someone he didn't have to lie to me to get me to bareback him coz i do it all the time anyway. hahaha.
i don't do it all the time and he did need to bullshit me to get me to do that, it was amazing sex so i don't really care if i'm honest but hope he's worried he has got STDs now. |
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"and he's blocked from my profile before ayone bother looking at my veris. although i am tempted to unblock him and only have his veri up there. "
well it seems my evil has no bounds. bwahaha. |
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"Nothing really that bad but one of my friends put an acid in a chocolate eclair because someone kept eating them x"
Would of been a fun chocolate éclair |
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