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over a year ago
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Depends on the girl tbh. There's no position I've wanted where I couldn't do it with SOMEONE, just not necessarily all of them.
Trickiest for me have been spoons, which requires a lot of coordination to get the movement right, reverse cowgirl which is problematic for me due to an upwards curve in my cock, tends to fly out on her upstroke unless she gets her position exactly right. And the Amazon. Which is amazing but requires a girl who really knows what she's doing. Haven't tried that one for a long time. |
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"Depends on the girl tbh. There's no position I've wanted where I couldn't do it with SOMEONE, just not necessarily all of them.
Trickiest for me have been spoons, which requires a lot of coordination to get the movement right, reverse cowgirl which is problematic for me due to an upwards curve in my cock, tends to fly out on her upstroke unless she gets her position exactly right. And the Amazon. Which is amazing but requires a girl who really knows what she's doing. Haven't tried that one for a long time."
i dont even know what the amazon is |
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over a year ago
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"Fucked against the wall with my legs around the guy. It's never happened. Hopefully one day.
MrsSB
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Now that a position that I've always wanted to be fucked in, never happened  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends on the girl tbh. There's no position I've wanted where I couldn't do it with SOMEONE, just not necessarily all of them.
Trickiest for me have been spoons, which requires a lot of coordination to get the movement right, reverse cowgirl which is problematic for me due to an upwards curve in my cock, tends to fly out on her upstroke unless she gets her position exactly right. And the Amazon. Which is amazing but requires a girl who really knows what she's doing. Haven't tried that one for a long time.i dont even know what the amazon is"
Yeah what is it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yeah doggy
Don't like it at all
I suppose it's not a case of can't do it but it's just a possistion i find really painful, I get no pleasure from it so don't do it |
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"Yeah doggy
Don't like it at all
I suppose it's not a case of can't do it but it's just a possistion i find really painful, I get no pleasure from it so don't do it "
Me too, tilted cervix means it flipping hurts me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Funnily enough we did reverse cowgirl last night and we love it. Although we have to be careful she doesn't accidentally kick me in the face lol.
We can never get spoons or standing doggy to work, but we can get it to work when we're with other people. |
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".....reverse cowgirl, I just can't Fucking get it. I feel like a right twat doing it and it's soooooooo frustrating as most blokes what it. Grrrrrr
Anyone else have their sexual position nemesis?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah doggy
Don't like it at all
I suppose it's not a case of can't do it but it's just a possistion i find really painful, I get no pleasure from it so don't do it
Me too, tilted cervix means it flipping hurts me "
Oh yes, my wife has that too. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I'm short, podgy and klutzy. Doesn't mean I don't try for some interesting positions as long as the other person is aware I normally slide off ungracefully rather than break their cock off in the process. Oh. And whilst my legs will bend that far back for deepstick it's impossible to breathe in that position if I still have a corset on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah doggy
Don't like it at all
I suppose it's not a case of can't do it but it's just a possistion i find really painful, I get no pleasure from it so don't do it
Me too, tilted cervix means it flipping hurts me "
Same here too re cervix. I like this position as long as the guy doesn't bang away to hard! |
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"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock  "
Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!!  |
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"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock
Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!! "
Agree... and what a waste of jiggling boobies lol |
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"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock
Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!! "
And so much better to see the change of expression on your partner as the crescendo of sensation washes over them....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock
Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!!
And so much better to see the change of expression on your partner as the crescendo of sensation washes over them.... "
Well don't you have a way with words  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock
Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!!
Agree... and what a waste of jiggling boobies lol "
Ah yes but you get the jiggling bum.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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69, no matter how many times I try it it's just not happening .
A friend suggested it may be easier if there is another person involved, so I might try that next  |
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"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock
Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!!
And so much better to see the change of expression on your partner as the crescendo of sensation washes over them....
Well don't you have a way with words "
Just imagine what he would say in person |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock
Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!! "
Those knobbly knees can hurt when you're unbalanced & fall on them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock
Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!!
And so much better to see the change of expression on your partner as the crescendo of sensation washes over them....
Well don't you have a way with words
Just imagine what he would say in person "
Hubba hubba *swoons* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah doggy
Don't like it at all
I suppose it's not a case of can't do it but it's just a possistion i find really painful, I get no pleasure from it so don't do it
Me too, tilted cervix means it flipping hurts me
Same here too re cervix. I like this position as long as the guy doesn't bang away to hard!"
how about lying flat, so you don't get as much penetration? |
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"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock
Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!!
And so much better to see the change of expression on your partner as the crescendo of sensation washes over them....
Well don't you have a way with words
Just imagine what he would say in person
Hubba hubba *swoons* "
I am totally willing to fund out to report back for forum research purposes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock
Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!!
And so much better to see the change of expression on your partner as the crescendo of sensation washes over them....
Well don't you have a way with words
Just imagine what he would say in person
Hubba hubba *swoons* "
Well, I may, ummmm... like to express myself a lil bit... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends on the girl tbh. There's no position I've wanted where I couldn't do it with SOMEONE, just not necessarily all of them.
Trickiest for me have been spoons, which requires a lot of coordination to get the movement right, reverse cowgirl which is problematic for me due to an upwards curve in my cock, tends to fly out on her upstroke unless she gets her position exactly right. And the Amazon. Which is amazing but requires a girl who really knows what she's doing. Haven't tried that one for a long time.i dont even know what the amazon is
Yeah what is it? "
I'll show you if you like
It's hard to describe but I'll give it my best shot. It's seen very much as a female domination position but I never feel that way during.
The male is on his back, with his knees up and spread. The female is on her knees, bends the cock downwards, puts it inside and thrusts forward over it.
I'm not into the submission side of it, but it feels amazing on a physical level because the very aggressive angle of the cock produces an amazing sensation.
It's tricky to get right though, if the heights don't line up perfectly you will have a lot of trouble. |
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"I'm glad I'm not the only one on reverse cowgirl, I have great of snapping the fellas cock
Haha, yes it feels vulnerable - besides, the view is crap that way round, who wants to look at knobbly knees when there are chests and shoulders available to look down on!!
And so much better to see the change of expression on your partner as the crescendo of sensation washes over them....
Well don't you have a way with words
Just imagine what he would say in person
Hubba hubba *swoons*
Well, I may, ummmm... like to express myself a lil bit... "
G3orgie is the only person I know who can talk ur knickers off ! |
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"I'm short, podgy and klutzy. Doesn't mean I don't try for some interesting positions as long as the other person is aware I normally slide off ungracefully rather than break their cock off in the process. Oh. And whilst my legs will bend that far back for deepstick it's impossible to breathe in that position if I still have a corset on."
Clumsy, awkward, giggly sex is the best. I'd much rather spend a few hours messing around and struggling into position and relishing any hilarity that ensues than a porn-star perfect choreographed gymnastic routine. |
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Can't do spoons...never worked for me. Nor reverse cowgirl as I'm hung like a hamster. Not a clue what Amazon is...(previous post). In fact standy up doggy is tricky too with a short girl.
Do like to get risky midsession sometimes by jumping quickly from Doggy to Rodeo.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm short, podgy and klutzy. Doesn't mean I don't try for some interesting positions as long as the other person is aware I normally slide off ungracefully rather than break their cock off in the process. Oh. And whilst my legs will bend that far back for deepstick it's impossible to breathe in that position if I still have a corset on.
Clumsy, awkward, giggly sex is the best. I'd much rather spend a few hours messing around and struggling into position and relishing any hilarity that ensues than a porn-star perfect choreographed gymnastic routine."
Indeed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah doggy
Don't like it at all
I suppose it's not a case of can't do it but it's just a possistion i find really painful, I get no pleasure from it so don't do it
Me too, tilted cervix means it flipping hurts me
Same here too re cervix. I like this position as long as the guy doesn't bang away to hard!
how about lying flat, so you don't get as much penetration? "
Yes that's a good position, a very good position |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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"I'm short, podgy and klutzy. Doesn't mean I don't try for some interesting positions as long as the other person is aware I normally slide off ungracefully rather than break their cock off in the process. Oh. And whilst my legs will bend that far back for deepstick it's impossible to breathe in that position if I still have a corset on.
Clumsy, awkward, giggly sex is the best. I'd much rather spend a few hours messing around and struggling into position and relishing any hilarity that ensues than a porn-star perfect choreographed gymnastic routine."
Yep laughing and the odd "Fuck off that isn't going to happen!! While perusing 'The pocket Karma Sutra' or some such literary masterpiece is all part of the fun |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I'm short, podgy and klutzy. Doesn't mean I don't try for some interesting positions as long as the other person is aware I normally slide off ungracefully rather than break their cock off in the process. Oh. And whilst my legs will bend that far back for deepstick it's impossible to breathe in that position if I still have a corset on.
Clumsy, awkward, giggly sex is the best. I'd much rather spend a few hours messing around and struggling into position and relishing any hilarity that ensues than a porn-star perfect choreographed gymnastic routine.
Yep laughing and the odd "Fuck off that isn't going to happen!! While perusing 'The pocket Karma Sutra' or some such literary masterpiece is all part of the fun "
Oh, giggling is a given with me. I've even been known to giggle with a ball gag in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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For me reverse cowgirl is a winner... I have a tilted cervix so works great.
I struggle with spooning... And that's due to my bottom being very peachy and big... So unless a guy is well endowed at over 9" the position for me is more a "Uri Gellar spoon" with me at an angle and curved over lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I don't find reverse cowgirl all that and a bag of potato chips... defo runs the risk of s snapped cock if sliding out too far. Officially given up on that position as that snap cock fear ends of taking over! I'm risk-averse! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Doggy is my favourite, love reverse cowgirl sitting in a chair rather than on the bed do not like being on top though being a bigger girl do not want to squash anyone x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah doggy
Don't like it at all
I suppose it's not a case of can't do it but it's just a possistion i find really painful, I get no pleasure from it so don't do it
Me too, tilted cervix means it flipping hurts me
Same here too re cervix. I like this position as long as the guy doesn't bang away to hard!
how about lying flat, so you don't get as much penetration?
Yes that's a good position, a very good position "
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Clumsy, awkward, giggly sex is the best.
You've obviously never attempted the Schrödinger"
Is that the one where your cock could be in..or could be out but you never actually know til you look down at the pussy?
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By (user no longer on site)
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".....reverse cowgirl, I just can't Fucking get it. I feel like a right twat doing it and it's soooooooo frustrating as most blokes what it. Grrrrrr
Anyone else have their sexual position nemesis?"
Have you mastered traditional cowgirl first? Maybe do it front way until you mastered it then you can vary your style |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I can't do standing up. It just never works. And I'm too heavy to be lifted while comfortably having sex so it doesn't really happen even though I think its really hot. |
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"I can't do standing up. It just never works. And I'm too heavy to be lifted while comfortably having sex so it doesn't really happen even though I think its really hot. "
Too heavy? Really? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I am not the size or shape to be lifted up and screwed against a wall, so this.
Reverse cowgirl does nothing for me because there's no visual stimulus. (Mirrors can help with this though)
I do like eye contact and lots of body contact x |
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".....reverse cowgirl, I just can't Fucking get it. I feel like a right twat doing it and it's soooooooo frustrating as most blokes what it. Grrrrrr
Anyone else have their sexual position nemesis?
Have you mastered traditional cowgirl first? Maybe do it front way until you mastered it then you can vary your style"
. Oh yes I've mastered cowgirl, just can't get reverse! |
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