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I've just been told to fuck off
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I received a similar retort when I decided to wake up my snoozing ex when we were visiting my family by picking up mother's little dog which had just come in from running about in the snow and chucking it under the duvet feet end first. Cold, wet excessively enthusiastic terrier is apparently not a soothing way to be jolted into life. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I received a similar retort when I decided to wake up my snoozing ex when we were visiting my family by picking up mother's little dog which had just come in from running about in the snow and chucking it under the duvet feet end first. Cold, wet excessively enthusiastic terrier is apparently not a soothing way to be jolted into life."
Poor dog, you do have a nasty side   |
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"I received a similar retort when I decided to wake up my snoozing ex when we were visiting my family by picking up mother's little dog which had just come in from running about in the snow and chucking it under the duvet feet end first. Cold, wet excessively enthusiastic terrier is apparently not a soothing way to be jolted into life."
Don't care how good looking you are I'd kill ya |
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"I received a similar retort when I decided to wake up my snoozing ex when we were visiting my family by picking up mother's little dog which had just come in from running about in the snow and chucking it under the duvet feet end first. Cold, wet excessively enthusiastic terrier is apparently not a soothing way to be jolted into life."
Id prefer that to banging pan's  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I received a similar retort when I decided to wake up my snoozing ex when we were visiting my family by picking up mother's little dog which had just come in from running about in the snow and chucking it under the duvet feet end first. Cold, wet excessively enthusiastic terrier is apparently not a soothing way to be jolted into life."
You'd be an ex-member of the human race if you pulled that stunt ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not once but twice, and right next to my ear too...bloody noisy git! You will pay heavily for the pan banging Mr!
I'm plotting my revenge, but if anyone can suggest a suitable punishment for me I'd be happy to incorporate it (or all)  |
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"Not once but twice, and right next to my ear too...bloody noisy git! You will pay heavily for the pan banging Mr!
I'm plotting my revenge, but if anyone can suggest a suitable punishment for me I'd be happy to incorporate it (or all) "
Can I help?
MrsSB  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"Not once but twice, and right next to my ear too...bloody noisy git! You will pay heavily for the pan banging Mr!
I'm plotting my revenge, but if anyone can suggest a suitable punishment for me I'd be happy to incorporate it (or all) "
itching powder in his boxers  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not once but twice, and right next to my ear too...bloody noisy git! You will pay heavily for the pan banging Mr!
I'm plotting my revenge, but if anyone can suggest a suitable punishment for me I'd be happy to incorporate it (or all) itching powder in his boxers "
I'm commando most of the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not once but twice, and right next to my ear too...bloody noisy git! You will pay heavily for the pan banging Mr!
I'm plotting my revenge, but if anyone can suggest a suitable punishment for me I'd be happy to incorporate it (or all) itching powder in his boxers
I'm commando most of the time "
In your comfy jogging bottoms then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not once but twice, and right next to my ear too...bloody noisy git! You will pay heavily for the pan banging Mr!
I'm plotting my revenge, but if anyone can suggest a suitable punishment for me I'd be happy to incorporate it (or all)
Can I help?
MrsSB "
Absolutely Mrs SB...x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I woke jay up by sticking a cold banana on his back once. Had to spend the rest of the day creeping up to him  "
A cold banana up his Jacksy whilst he sleeps...mwahahahaha |
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