I once knew a man

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I once knew a man from Kentucket, his wife had a fanny like a bucket, he said dive in and go for a swim but then drowned it the gloop of her gusset

By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

Fails on several counts. Doesn't scan properly, rhyming is suspect, and why did he drown if you were invited to dive in ?

Please try harder.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought it was quite good ....better than what i would of attempted ...

By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I once knew a man on the forum

He certainly knew how to bore 'em

He got well roasted

Until a mod posted

Please would you show some decorum?

By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

There once was a man from Nantucket

Whose dick was so long he could sucks It

When asked about this he said with a grin

If my ear was a Cunt I would fuck It...

Probably not much better....

By *ustfortonightMan over a year ago

Kent

I once knew a woman named Helga,

Before you could see her you'd smell her,

The reason for this,

Was her **** smelled like fish,

And nobody bothered to tell her.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once knew a lady from Ealing

Whose bosoms were soft and heaving

She liked to meet guys with tremendous thighs

And lie, legs akimbo looking up at the ceiling

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Love it my work here is done