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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.
Have fun I know I will  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.
Have fun I know I will "
Is this going to be the official Thursday Rant Day thread?
What I'm saying is, have I got the day off? |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.
Have fun I know I will
Is this going to be the official Thursday Rant Day thread?
What I'm saying is, have I got the day off? "
Oh heck, don't start that nonsense again. I don't want to have to rant about self-appointed rant monitors thinking we need an official rant thread and that rants should be approved.
Rants are like living things; they have a life of there own. They shouldn't be cooped up in one thread; they need to run wild and free! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's flipping raining
My bunnies don't like it
I don't like it
What was the point of straightening my hair ?
Hi there V
Hi .... Non vanilla ?"
Yep, back  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's flipping raining
My bunnies don't like it
I don't like it
What was the point of straightening my hair ?
Hi there V
Hi .... Non vanilla ?
Yep, back "
Welcome back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two pigeons talking to each other on my fence .They have woken me up . 
Throw sausages at them"
They are naughty as they look in the window .do pigeons like sausages. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.
Have fun I know I will
Is this going to be the official Thursday Rant Day thread?
What I'm saying is, have I got the day off? "
No you don't get off that easy |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.
Have fun I know I will
Is this going to be the official Thursday Rant Day thread?
What I'm saying is, have I got the day off?
No you don't get off that easy "
Don't encorage him!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rabbits kicking off downstairs, bloody woke everyone up, little bogger  "
How does a rabbit kick off? Is it noisy? Is it cute to watch?
I need more sex and sleep in my life!! Just saying! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Finally starting to feel well again after having shingles ive never felt so unwell as i have this last week"
Well i hope you are feeling better now x  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rabbits kicking off downstairs, bloody woke everyone up, little bogger
How does a rabbit kick off? Is it noisy? Is it cute to watch?
I need more sex and sleep in my life!! Just saying!"
You do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.
Have fun I know I will
Is this going to be the official Thursday Rant Day thread?
What I'm saying is, have I got the day off?
Oh heck, don't start that nonsense again. I don't want to have to rant about self-appointed rant monitors thinking we need an official rant thread and that rants should be approved.
Rants are like living things; they have a life of there own. They shouldn't be cooped up in one thread; they need to run wild and free!"
Take a look at the last God knows how many Thursday Rant Day threads.
Things have evolved.
Last week was chaos. Wonderful wonderful confusing chaos..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.
Have fun I know I will
Is this going to be the official Thursday Rant Day thread?
What I'm saying is, have I got the day off?
No you don't get off that easy "
Too late........ You're on it.
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First day off in ages and I get up early cos my friend is in college and needs a case study for an exam. All ready to go and the phone goes and it's been cancelled cos the teachers sick
I coulda flipping stayed in bed!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.
Have fun I know I will
Is this going to be the official Thursday Rant Day thread?
What I'm saying is, have I got the day off?
Oh heck, don't start that nonsense again. I don't want to have to rant about self-appointed rant monitors thinking we need an official rant thread and that rants should be approved.
Rants are like living things; they have a life of there own. They shouldn't be cooped up in one thread; they need to run wild and free!
Take a look at the last God knows how many Thursday Rant Day threads.
Things have evolved.
Last week was chaos. Wonderful wonderful confusing chaos..... "
For what it's worth, I like how Thursday rant day has evolved.
More people participating, more randomness, different people starting the thread.
It's much more fun now than it was when I started it originally. That's nothing to do with me and more a reflection of the people who contribute and their enjoyment.
Like!!!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.
Have fun I know I will
Is this going to be the official Thursday Rant Day thread?
What I'm saying is, have I got the day off?
Oh heck, don't start that nonsense again. I don't want to have to rant about self-appointed rant monitors thinking we need an official rant thread and that rants should be approved.
Rants are like living things; they have a life of there own. They shouldn't be cooped up in one thread; they need to run wild and free!
Take a look at the last God knows how many Thursday Rant Day threads.
Things have evolved.
Last week was chaos. Wonderful wonderful confusing chaos.....
For what it's worth, I like how Thursday rant day has evolved.
More people participating, more randomness, different people starting the thread.
It's much more fun now than it was when I started it originally. That's nothing to do with me and more a reflection of the people who contribute and their enjoyment.
Like!!!!!
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Do you feel proud how it's grown into a forum institution |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't usually have any rants but everyone knows I can talk utter bollocks, so feel free to say what you want and get it off your chest, right I'm off back to bed for a shag.
Have fun I know I will
Is this going to be the official Thursday Rant Day thread?
What I'm saying is, have I got the day off?
Oh heck, don't start that nonsense again. I don't want to have to rant about self-appointed rant monitors thinking we need an official rant thread and that rants should be approved.
Rants are like living things; they have a life of there own. They shouldn't be cooped up in one thread; they need to run wild and free!
Take a look at the last God knows how many Thursday Rant Day threads.
Things have evolved.
Last week was chaos. Wonderful wonderful confusing chaos.....
For what it's worth, I like how Thursday rant day has evolved.
More people participating, more randomness, different people starting the thread.
It's much more fun now than it was when I started it originally. That's nothing to do with me and more a reflection of the people who contribute and their enjoyment.
Like!!!!!
Do you feel proud how it's grown into a forum institution "
Chuffed and humbled I'd say.
It's so much better now than when I first started it.
Last week was brilliant, the "Thursday rant day v fancy a fuck thread" crossover was comedy gold.
Makes me laugh when someone else starts it and then rants that I haven't started it.
An institution? Maybe not.
Good fun, I bloody hope so.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have a hot and sexy catch up with Number One Chap tomorrow. However, as I am officially the world's clumsiest woman (I'm blaming an artificially altered centre of gravity), I am sporting black and blue scabby knees from falling UP the stairs in infusions on Saturday and ignored the blazing Blackpool sun on Saturday day time so have two tone Twins! There goes my attempt to look all sexy and alluring. Hurrumph. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After our lovely summer hols, I am now peeling across my shoulders.
B takes great delight in peeling off the skin.
Is this normal, or is she - as I suspect - a fricking weirdo? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After our lovely summer hols, I am now peeling across my shoulders.
B takes great delight in peeling off the skin.
Is this normal, or is she - as I suspect - a fricking weirdo? "
Nooooo. It's awesome, get yourself over here and let me have a go. It's almost, but not quite, as satisfying as pulling dried glue off the glue pots at prep school - fond memories. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a hot and sexy catch up with Number One Chap tomorrow. However, as I am officially the world's clumsiest woman (I'm blaming an artificially altered centre of gravity), I am sporting black and blue scabby knees from falling UP the stairs in infusions on Saturday and ignored the blazing Blackpool sun on Saturday day time so have two tone Twins! There goes my attempt to look all sexy and alluring. Hurrumph. "
He'll only see your scabby knees if they're up at his eye level and what are the chances of that happening?
Oh, hold on....... I've just painted a picture in my head..
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a hot and sexy catch up with Number One Chap tomorrow. However, as I am officially the world's clumsiest woman (I'm blaming an artificially altered centre of gravity), I am sporting black and blue scabby knees from falling UP the stairs in infusions on Saturday and ignored the blazing Blackpool sun on Saturday day time so have two tone Twins! There goes my attempt to look all sexy and alluring. Hurrumph.
He'll only see your scabby knees if they're up at his eye level and what are the chances of that happening?
Oh, hold on....... I've just painted a picture in my head..
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Bad bad bad man. *currently adopting sternest frown I can muster*. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a hot and sexy catch up with Number One Chap tomorrow. However, as I am officially the world's clumsiest woman (I'm blaming an artificially altered centre of gravity), I am sporting black and blue scabby knees from falling UP the stairs in infusions on Saturday and ignored the blazing Blackpool sun on Saturday day time so have two tone Twins! There goes my attempt to look all sexy and alluring. Hurrumph.
He'll only see your scabby knees if they're up at his eye level and what are the chances of that happening?
Oh, hold on....... I've just painted a picture in my head..
Bad bad bad man. *currently adopting sternest frown I can muster*. "
The wind'll change and you'll stay like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had a bastard of a day. Rather than rant I'm going to go home and kick something, eat a packet of shortbread and cry in the bath. Unless of course we have any volunteers for a good bout of angry sex? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had a bastard of a day. Rather than rant I'm going to go home and kick something, eat a packet of shortbread and cry in the bath. Unless of course we have any volunteers for a good bout of angry sex?"
Looks like you're kicking the dog then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had a bastard of a day. Rather than rant I'm going to go home and kick something, eat a packet of shortbread and cry in the bath. Unless of course we have any volunteers for a good bout of angry sex?
Looks like you're kicking the dog then "
Nah. Not the dogs. They're too fast. I'd never make contact. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've had a bastard of a day. Rather than rant I'm going to go home and kick something, eat a packet of shortbread and cry in the bath. Unless of course we have any volunteers for a good bout of angry sex?
Looks like you're kicking the dog then
Nah. Not the dogs. They're too fast. I'd never make contact. "
You could share my maltesers but you are too far away |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
Wants to scream at a wanker that works in my fpa team who had thought that last few days that I work for him - now when the situation has changed on hq he blames me, ans I was like nope not my fault see the email that is in your inbox !!!!!
I am just the messenger 
He is so rude
Anyway fuck him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's flipping raining
My bunnies don't like it
I don't like it
What was the point of straightening my hair ?
Hi there V
Hi .... Non vanilla ?
Yep, back
Welcome back. "
Thank you, but you were? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After our lovely summer hols, I am now peeling across my shoulders.
B takes great delight in peeling off the skin.
Is this normal, or is she - as I suspect - a fricking weirdo?
Nooooo. It's awesome, get yourself over here and let me have a go. It's almost, but not quite, as satisfying as pulling dried glue off the glue pots at prep school - fond memories. "
I remember that at primary school... And loved the smell of the glue. |
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