Now

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anyone fancy meeting or dogging x

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now

bet most women have their curlers in, teeth in the jar and got their nighties on.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone fancy meeting or dogging x "

Yeah I do, you know any burds might be interested?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be a few tits in me garden about 5 am if that any good

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be a few tits in me garden about 5 am if that any good

About closest I've been to any for a while, several month actually, lol

By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

I want "it" now.... ***what's "it"?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Collapsed on the sofa, slumped in front of the telly with a large glass of wine....totally shagged out after gardening all day.

Can't move if you offered to peel me peaches and ply me with champagne now.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shhhhhhhhh it

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Collapsed on the sofa, slumped in front of the telly with a large glass of wine....totally shagged out after gardening all day.

Can't move if you offered to peel me peaches and ply me with champagne now.

Kin aint peeling me....

Havent even been introduced...jeez

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

**stops peeling clothes off Peaches and throws my robe round her** sorry.....

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tut..should think so to...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I will peel your peaches and rub your feet x