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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
Not started a thread before although made a few silly comments in others so thought about it and came up with a 'Silly Jokes' thread, you know the ones your 5 year old comes home from school with?
Here's your starter 
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"very good Cheryl - have to remember that one but not for the 5 year old lol
This one is gross but .......
Whats the difference between Roast Beef and pea Soup?"
Anyone can roast beef! |
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"here's a clean one for you
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite?
Why do mice have small balls?"
at last some one on the same wavelength as me pmsl
What do you call Nun that sleepwalks? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"here's a clean one for you
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite?
Why do mice have small balls?
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Because not many mice can dance.
" at last some one on the same wavelength as me pmsl
What do you call Nun that sleepwalks?"
A Roamin Catholic.
And no, I just have the same copy of Noah's joke book |
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
lol know where you are coming from butI've got a toilet roll of jokes here, that our daughter bought me for my birthday - said these jokes were worse than my normal ones, damned cheek!
love this one though
What does a vegatarian cannibal eat? |
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By *andK OP Couple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"lol know where you are coming from butI've got a toilet roll of jokes here, that our daughter bought me for my birthday - said these jokes were worse than my normal ones, damned cheek!
love this one though
What does a vegatarian cannibal eat?"
Swedes of course! |
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