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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So having seen and experienced them first hand I can confirm that 2 things I heard in songs on the radio today are not fact true.
1. Stacey's mom most definitely does have it going on
2. Annie is OK
What can you confirm as being true for us?? |
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"So having seen and experienced them first hand I can confirm that 2 things I heard in songs on the radio today are not fact true.
1. Stacey's mom most definitely does have it going on
2. Annie is OK
What can you confirm as being true for us??"
you do in fact wish your girlfriend was hot like me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty
Together again.
All was true am told
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"That little shit on the side of the motorway who says his mummy or daddy works here is fucking lying because no fuckers worked there since they put the sodding cones there "
would that be the highway or road to hell? |
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"That little shit on the side of the motorway who says his mummy or daddy works here is fucking lying because no fuckers worked there since they put the sodding cones there
would that be the highway or road to hell?"
In the morning I can pretty much garentee hell  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know a friend in needs a friend indeed
But a friend with is better
A friend with breasts and all the rest , a friend whos dressed in leather ? "
Well shes pressed she will undress and then shes boxing clever |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know a friend in needs a friend indeed
But a friend with is better
Wow 
Its a song lol. That stuff is gross lol xx
And all these years I thought it was grass  "
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"My big mouth strikes again and i do know a little how joan of ark felt. (The naked horse bit anyway) "
Was that as the flames rose to your roman nose and your hearing aid started to melt ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My big mouth strikes again and i do know a little how joan of ark felt. (The naked horse bit anyway)
Was that as the flames rose to your roman nose and your hearing aid started to melt ?"
Lol nah thats later it still playing |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"I know from looking through my friends red box of memories that the drugs dont work and I'm a lucky man
Enough with the verveble  "
No change , i cant change , i cant change i cant change |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"My big mouth strikes again and i do know a little how joan of ark felt. (The naked horse bit anyway)
Was that as the flames rose to your roman nose and your hearing aid started to melt ?
Lol nah thats later it still playing "
Oh well ...What difference does it make |
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"I know from looking through my friends red box of memories that the drugs dont work and I'm a lucky man
Enough with the verveble
No change , i cant change , i cant change i cant change "
In that case the drugs definitely do work |
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"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty
Together again.
All was true am told
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No apparently (as my 3 yr olds have educated me to the fact) there's now an happy ending for hungry dumpy because;
Along came some paint brushes and glue
And they stick him together like new |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two out of three ain't bad
Only if you can find them by the Dashboard light
I used the light if the silverryyy moon "
And then gone when the morning comes.  |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Two out of three ain't bad
Only if you can find them by the Dashboard light
I used the light if the silverryyy moon
And then gone when the morning comes. "
You took the words right out of my mouth |
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"Two out of three ain't bad
Only if you can find them by the Dashboard light
I used the light if the silverryyy moon
And then gone when the morning comes.
You took the words right out of my mouth "
It must of been while you were kissing me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two out of three ain't bad
Only if you can find them by the Dashboard light
I used the light if the silverryyy moon
And then gone when the morning comes.
You took the words right out of my mouth
It must of been while you were kissing me "
For coming to my room when you know I'm alone
For finding me a highway and for driving me home
For that I serve you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We did start the fire
It wasn't always burning
Since the world's been turning
We did start the fire
Yep we did light it
Nope we didn't try to fight it
(How else do you have a BBQ ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a guy works down the chipshop swears he's Elvis,
This however is categorically untrue since both chipshops are owned by and employ Ethnic minorities!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My old man was a dustman, he wore cor blimey trousers and he lived in a council flat.
Oh and his chewing gum did lose its flavour on the bed post overnight! |
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