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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm 38 and I have realised I still have so many unanswered questions!
I never found out who let the dogs out
What is the way to get to Sesame Street
Why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps
Why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed
Why "abbreviation "is such a long word
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell
What is the way to Amarillo
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour yet washing liquid is made with real lemons
Why do you have to "put your two pence in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to
Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune
Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs
What is Victoria's secret
What unanswered questions do you have? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why did the chicken really cross the road? 
I think our reason for continually questioning the chickens motives, is what really needs answering. "
Yes,isnt it the chickens prerogotive to cross any road of its choosing at any given time? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why did the chicken really cross the road?
I think our reason for continually questioning the chickens motives, is what really needs answering.
Yes,isnt it the chickens prerogotive to cross any road of its choosing at any given time?"
maybe a Zebra crossing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why did the chicken really cross the road?
I think our reason for continually questioning the chickens motives, is what really needs answering. "
Its a red herring, bought about by the lightbulb industry as a distraction to lead us away from how often and by how many people lightbulbs are changed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And which twat knicked my trifle out of the fridge at work!
 how very rude of that person"
It had"my trifle" wrote on it very clearly in red marker...bastards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why did the chicken really cross the road?
I think our reason for continually questioning the chickens motives, is what really needs answering.
Yes,isnt it the chickens prerogotive to cross any road of its choosing at any given time?"
Exactly, if it wants to cross the road then it can, does it even need a reason? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And which twat knicked my trifle out of the fridge at work!
how very rude of that person
It had"my trifle" wrote on it very clearly in red marker...bastards"
That's spooky, tbhsts what I'd of written on it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why did the chicken really cross the road?
I think our reason for continually questioning the chickens motives, is what really needs answering.
Its a red herring, bought about by the lightbulb industry as a distraction to lead us away from how often and by how many people lightbulbs are changed "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why did the chicken really cross the road?
I think our reason for continually questioning the chickens motives, is what really needs answering.
Yes,isnt it the chickens prerogotive to cross any road of its choosing at any given time?
maybe a Zebra crossing "
Very good.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"why did the chicken really cross the road?
I think our reason for continually questioning the chickens motives, is what really needs answering.
Yes,isnt it the chickens prerogotive to cross any road of its choosing at any given time?
Exactly, if it wants to cross the road then it can, does it even need a reason?"
Was it trying to evade the pervert? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And which twat knicked my trifle out of the fridge at work!"
Sorry, couldnt resist... but it wasn't as good as it looked, so I sort of saved you the disappointment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm 38 and I have realised I still have so many unanswered questions!
I never found out who let the dogs out
What is the way to get to Sesame Street
Why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps
Why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed
Why "abbreviation "is such a long word
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell
What is the way to Amarillo
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour yet washing liquid is made with real lemons
Why do you have to "put your two pence in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to
Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune
Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs
What is Victoria's secret
What unanswered questions do you have?"
What will my future hold for me!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And which twat knicked my trifle out of the fridge at work!
I had hoped that you wouldn't notice  "
Ahhhh that was you in the distance with the stetson and the red knickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When will I, will I be famous
As soon as I find out I'll tell you why I'm only a legend in my own lunchtime  "
I think you will find its spelled Leg- End! |
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"When will I, will I be famous
As soon as I find out I'll tell you why I'm only a legend in my own lunchtime
I think you will find its spelled Leg- End! "
Why do some women want their arse spanked rather too hard  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When will I, will I be famous
As soon as I find out I'll tell you why I'm only a legend in my own lunchtime
I think you will find its spelled Leg- End!
Why do some women want their arse spanked rather too hard "
because it keeps the bum warm  |
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"I'm 38 and I have realised I still have so many unanswered questions!
I never found out who let the dogs out
What is the way to get to Sesame Street
Why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps
Why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed
Why "abbreviation "is such a long word
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell
What is the way to Amarillo
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour yet washing liquid is made with real lemons
Why do you have to "put your two pence in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to
Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune
Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs
What is Victoria's secret
What unanswered questions do you have?"
Dora does now! She's all grown up and the map has been replaced with map app! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why does a spicy curry make my bum sting "
I know the answer to this one, googled last week (don't ask lol)
your rectum and anus—is lined by cells similar to those in your mouth, spicy foods can burn just as much on the way out as on the way in..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why does a spicy curry make my bum sting
I know the answer to this one, googled last week (don't ask lol)
your rectum and anus—is lined by cells similar to those in your mouth, spicy foods can burn just as much on the way out as on the way in....."
Damn im going to have to google this now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why does a spicy curry make my bum sting
I know the answer to this one, googled last week (don't ask lol)
your rectum and anus—is lined by cells similar to those in your mouth, spicy foods can burn just as much on the way out as on the way in.....
Damn im going to have to google this now"
Makes sense though, I think it does anyway! |
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"Why does a spicy curry make my bum sting
I know the answer to this one, googled last week (don't ask lol)
your rectum and anus—is lined by cells similar to those in your mouth, spicy foods can burn just as much on the way out as on the way in.....
Damn im going to have to google this now
Makes sense though, I think it does anyway!"
spicy food is designed to not be appealing to most normal animals - birds don't feel the spice. birds are great at eating seeds and shitting them out elsewhere - ideally as far away as possible so there's no local competition.
most other animals won't stray far enough from the plant the seeds came from
humans, being the strange creatures we are, eat spicy foods because we're all crazy nutjobs
at least that's my theory - i've never seen birds fly about demanding water and sweating profusely... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What is the purpose of life?
Assuming there is a god, why is he/she playing a game with our lives? Is it for his/her amusement?
Who first saw a chicken laying an egg and thought to themselves....'mmmmmm, I want to eat that thing that just came out of its bottom'
Why is the sky blue?
Finally...how long is a piece of string?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the purpose of life?
Assuming there is a god, why is he/she playing a game with our lives? Is it for his/her amusement?
Who first saw a chicken laying an egg and thought to themselves....'mmmmmm, I want to eat that thing that just came out of its bottom'
Why is the sky blue?
Finally...how long is a piece of string?
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Somebody did have an answer to the sky question on here awhile ago |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
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"What is the purpose of life?
Assuming there is a god, why is he/she playing a game with our lives? Is it for his/her amusement?
Who first saw a chicken laying an egg and thought to themselves....'mmmmmm, I want to eat that thing that just came out of its bottom'
Why is the sky blue? Photons
Finally...how long is a piece of string?
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"Why does a spicy curry make my bum sting
I know the answer to this one, googled last week (don't ask lol)
your rectum and anus—is lined by cells similar to those in your mouth, spicy foods can burn just as much on the way out as on the way in....."
Wow I have learnt something today...but it didn't burn on way in lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah I have an unanswered question.its from one of your other posts about a dead cat, i asked why you had a shovel in the boot of your car and I'm still waiting for the answer  "
I think it's best we do't ask mate.
Unless you fancy sleeping with the fishes tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah I have an unanswered question.its from one of your other posts about a dead cat, i asked why you had a shovel in the boot of your car and I'm still waiting for the answer
I think it's best we do't ask mate.
Unless you fancy sleeping with the fishes tonight "
I keep watching those police programmes, I'm sure I've seen her, notice how she disappeared for a few days recently? Hold on someone's at the door... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah I have an unanswered question.its from one of your other posts about a dead cat, i asked why you had a shovel in the boot of your car and I'm still waiting for the answer
I think it's best we do't ask mate.
Unless you fancy sleeping with the fishes tonight
I keep watching those police programmes, I'm sure I've seen her, notice how she disappeared for a few days recently? Hold on someone's at the door..."
Ok. Be careful when you open the door though. There's a lot of dodgy people around these days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah I have an unanswered question.its from one of your other posts about a dead cat, i asked why you had a shovel in the boot of your car and I'm still waiting for the answer
I think it's best we do't ask mate.
Unless you fancy sleeping with the fishes tonight
I keep watching those police programmes, I'm sure I've seen her, notice how she disappeared for a few days recently? Hold on someone's at the door...
Ok. Be careful when you open the door though. There's a lot of dodgy people around these days."
Actually there were two very nice, very big gentleman with south London accents at the door of all things but erm, I er would like to withdraw my last two erm posts, I'd just like to say they weren't funny and I'm now withdrawing to bed early to hide under the duvet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And which twat knicked my trifle out of the fridge at work!
how very rude of that person
It had"my trifle" wrote on it very clearly in red marker...bastards"
Who takes trifle to work? How very odd  |
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"meatloaf
i will do anything for love but i wont do that
what is it he wont do ?"
The four things he says he will never do are:
-forget the way you feel right now
-forgive myself if we don't go all the way tonight
-do it better than I do it with you, so long
-stop dreaming of you every night of my life
In addition, at the song's conclusion, the female vocalist predicts two other things that he will do: "You'll see that it's time to move on" and "You'll be screwing around". To both of these, he emphatically responds, "I won't do that!"
Also, to all the people in the thread attributing it to Meatloaf, he was just the recording artist, the song was written by Jim Steinman |
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By *xx1Man
over a year ago
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Why's it called a " blow job?"
When it's clearly sucked!
Has anyone killed two birds with one stone?
If you had X-ray vision. Would you still see if you closed your eyes?
How do you handcuff a one armed villain?
If a person owns land, how far down to the Earths core do they own?
If Dracula has no reflection, how come he always has a perfect parting?
Answers on a post card please. X
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"Why does a spicy curry make my bum sting
I know the answer to this one, googled last week (don't ask lol)
your rectum and anus—is lined by cells similar to those in your mouth, spicy foods can burn just as much on the way out as on the way in....."
Thankfully with taste buds just on the way in |
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What made the laughing cow laugh
Who is Dr Oestich
Who lives next door to Mr Kipling
Was princess Diana's death a mi6 cover up
Why can't I lick my elbow
What is belly button fluff
Does my bum look big in this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm 38 and I have realised I still have so many unanswered questions!
I never found out who let the dogs out
What is the way to get to Sesame Street
Why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps
Why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed
Why "abbreviation "is such a long word
Why is dyslexia so hard to spell
What is the way to Amarillo
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour yet washing liquid is made with real lemons
Why do you have to "put your two pence in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to
Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune
Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs
What is Victoria's secret
What unanswered questions do you have?"
why is the word "if" such a big word? |
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