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"Accidentally" revealing yourself to the delivery guy / pizza dude!?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ladies / couples / (guys)... have you ever purposely put on a bit of a show for the delivery guy / pizza dude whilst in the comfort of your own home / hotel and in an exhibitionist mood?
What occurred and what was the persons reaction? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This question has been asked a few times that I know of.
Being sexual with people who are not expecting it is not very nice in my opinion."
I'm not necessarily talking answering it in a crotchless body stocking.. more perhaps a tight top with no bra etc. Stuff that you may well already be wearing.
Thinking about it.. I'm fairly sure 99.9% of delivery guys and pizza dudes would very much enjoy it.
I would.. but I'm a Fabber and thus biased. |
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"This question has been asked a few times that I know of.
Being sexual with people who are not expecting it is not very nice in my opinion.
more perhaps a tight top with no bra etc. Stuff that you may well already be wearing.
Thinking about it.. I'm fairly sure 99.9% of delivery guys and pizza dudes would very much enjoy it.
I would.. but I'm a Fabber and thus biased. "
Yes that's not indecent. Just need to be careful id it's tight boxers and a female delivery driver shows up  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I wouldn't do it myself personally as a bloke.. I put (guys) in brackets as to not be mean on the singles who will say "what about meeee!?"
I think it's hot for a girl to do it.
But then it brings up the debate of why is it ok for the ladies to reveal and it's shocking for a guy... my answer to that... it just is.  |
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I've been the delivery guy on the receiving end a few times...
Sometimes blatant, sometimes you're left to wonder if it was deliberate and feeling guilty for having seen anything.
One couple were blatantly fucking behind the door with the woman leaning around it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This again 
I still think it's unwanted harassment of someone just doing their job. "
I can see where you're coming from.. but in reality I'm confident many many many delivery men would not regard seeing a female in a cheeky / revealing outfit as unwanted harassment. I may be being presumptuous but I think they'd leave with a spring in their step and a smile on the face. |
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"This again
I still think it's unwanted harassment of someone just doing their job.
I can see where you're coming from.. but in reality I'm confident many many many delivery men would not regard seeing a female in a cheeky / revealing outfit as unwanted harassment. I may be being presumptuous but I think they'd leave with a spring in their step and a smile on the face. "
I'm no so sure. |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
"This question has been asked a few times that I know of.
Being sexual with people who are not expecting it is not very nice in my opinion.
I'm not necessarily talking answering it in a crotchless body stocking.. more perhaps a tight top with no bra etc. Stuff that you may well already be wearing.
Thinking about it.. I'm fairly sure 99.9% of delivery guys and pizza dudes would very much enjoy it.
I would.. but I'm a Fabber and thus biased. "
think you will find the 99% wont speaking from experiance they are far to busy trying to keep to the very exacting schedual of deliverys to want to spend anytime gawping at some silly old tart showing his/her bits for his/her own gratification .more interested in getting the parcel delivered and moveing on to the next one asap before they loose theyre job
but hey whatever floats your boat i suppose |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been the delivery guy on the receiving end a few times...
Sometimes blatant, sometimes you're left to wonder if it was deliberate and feeling guilty for having seen anything.
One couple were blatantly fucking behind the door with the woman leaning around it. "
Well that's taking it a big fat.
Question: how did you feel if a lady answers and was blatantly braless. Or had a tiny dress on etc?
Harassed or happy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This again
I still think it's unwanted harassment of someone just doing their job.
I can see where you're coming from.. but in reality I'm confident many many many delivery men would not regard seeing a female in a cheeky / revealing outfit as unwanted harassment. I may be being presumptuous but I think they'd leave with a spring in their step and a smile on the face. "
It would be horrible if the delivery guys refused to deliver..hungry+horny is not good |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This question has been asked a few times that I know of.
Being sexual with people who are not expecting it is not very nice in my opinion.
I'm not necessarily talking answering it in a crotchless body stocking.. more perhaps a tight top with no bra etc. Stuff that you may well already be wearing.
Thinking about it.. I'm fairly sure 99.9% of delivery guys and pizza dudes would very much enjoy it.
I would.. but I'm a Fabber and thus biased. think you will find the 99% wont speaking from experiance they are far to busy trying to keep to the very exacting schedual of deliverys to want to spend anytime gawping at some silly old tart showing his/her bits for his/her own gratification .more interested in getting the parcel delivered and moveing on to the next one asap before they loose theyre job
but hey whatever floats your boat i suppose "
A silly old tart? Lol is this the man speaking? |
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"I've been the delivery guy on the receiving end a few times...
Sometimes blatant, sometimes you're left to wonder if it was deliberate and feeling guilty for having seen anything.
One couple were blatantly fucking behind the door with the woman leaning around it.
Well that's taking it a big fat.
Question: how did you feel if a lady answers and was blatantly braless. Or had a tiny dress on etc?
Harassed or happy? "
Well firstly, many many women and guys opened the door in revealing clothes or braless, not for the purposes or flashing but because they are in their own home and that's how they are comfortable. So you don't really stand and gawp. Or sometimes they are actively trying to cover up in which case you avert your gaze.
But on the odd occasion it was clearly for fun. I didn't really mind myself, but I know some who would. It is however a bit awkward knowing that I'll probably be the object of someone's filthy thoughts without my consent or control. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like to answer the door in a loose dressing gown and let a cheeky bollock slip out
Not see sexy and innocent when you flip the sexes around is it  "
"A cheeky bollock" ha
This thread has made me realise that I need to be more conscientious that not everyone is society is a filthy Fabber who's thoughts revolve mainly around horn! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's the comments like "that's how they're comfortable in their own home" or whatever it is along those lines. That make me go
I hate answering the door in PJs!
I wear lounge pants and a t shirt and always pull a pair of jeans on if the postman knocks etc.
Some people just don't give a fuck to be honest. I was working in a house as an apprentice plumber, fitting a new central heating system. They had three daughters. Going round bleeding the radiators once we'd finished up and the lasses wouldn't even get out of bed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The closest I have got to doing anything of the sort was with no intentions.
Was in the shower and the DHL guy turned up with my delivery. Didn't really want him to leave so I opened the window and asked him to deliver it to a friends across the road. Safe to say he saw everything but I couldn't care. My delivery was more important lol |
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I was witness to a scene when walking up a side road recently. The bin men (it was all men) were in the street and a women, who had clearly forgotten to put her bin out, came running out of the house barely dressed in an almost see through baby doll nighty, little frilly knickers. Well, she got some wolf whistles & lude remarks . Very sexy & naughty. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"I wouldn't do it myself personally as a bloke.. I put (guys) in brackets as to not be mean on the singles who will say "what about meeee!?"
I think it's hot for a girl to do it.
But then it brings up the debate of why is it ok for the ladies to reveal and it's shocking for a guy... my answer to that... it just is. "
...since the whole world knows that blokes think with their cocks first, then their brains! |
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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago
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"The closest I have got to doing anything of the sort was with no intentions.
Was in the shower and the DHL guy turned up with my delivery. Didn't really want him to leave so I opened the window and asked him to deliver it to a friends across the road. Safe to say he saw everything but I couldn't care. My delivery was more important lol "
Can you let me know when you need something else delivering please. |
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"This again
I still think it's unwanted harassment of someone just doing their job.
I can see where you're coming from.. but in reality I'm confident many many many delivery men would not regard seeing a female in a cheeky / revealing outfit as unwanted harassment. I may be being presumptuous but I think they'd leave with a spring in their step and a smile on the face. "
Think they'd be happier if you gave them more than a 1 quid tip |
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"This again
I still think it's unwanted harassment of someone just doing their job. "
I'm with you. I think being on this site gives some people a skewered view, they assume because something sexual turns them on, it's axiomatic, others will be turned on too, regardless!
That said, people doing inappropriate things have kept me in work the last twenty years!  |
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"This again
I still think it's unwanted harassment of someone just doing their job.
I can see where you're coming from.. but in reality I'm confident many many many delivery men would not regard seeing a female in a cheeky / revealing outfit as unwanted harassment. I may be being presumptuous but I think they'd leave with a spring in their step and a smile on the face. "
Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups! |
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"This again
I still think it's unwanted harassment of someone just doing their job.
I can see where you're coming from.. but in reality I'm confident many many many delivery men would not regard seeing a female in a cheeky / revealing outfit as unwanted harassment. I may be being presumptuous but I think they'd leave with a spring in their step and a smile on the face.
Think they'd be happier if you gave them more than a 1 quid tip"
Delivery driver here on one particular job yesterday such a thing happen lady opened the door in just shirt and a smile eveytime i gave her a bag she turned around a bent right over placing it down and giving me an eye full in the process every single time  Didn't fell harassed in anyway, didn't make or ruin my day would of preferred a tip to be honest they all add up |
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"It's the comments like "that's how they're comfortable in their own home" or whatever it is along those lines. That make me go
I hate answering the door in PJs!
I wear lounge pants and a t shirt and always pull a pair of jeans on if the postman knocks etc.
Some people just don't give a fuck to be honest. I was working in a house as an apprentice plumber, fitting a new central heating system. They had three daughters. Going round bleeding the radiators once we'd finished up and the lasses wouldn't even get out of bed. "
Fair point, I wouldn't myself either. The amount that answer the door with food all down then is a shock too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you have aprox 5 seconds to open the door before the delivery driver has the "we missed you" card through the letter box and is off back up the road you answer the door in whatever the hell you can throw on fast. If they are offended by pj's, braless boobs or semi nakedness they need to give you longer to get to the door |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This seems to devide opinion. And I can fully see why. I hold my hand up and admit that it's something I enjoy as an exhibitionist. But only if the circumstances are ideal.
For me the ideal circumstances are:
1. It's a pizza delivery guy and not a delivery man in a rush "stop dicking me about" guy. I think the pizza guy would be much more chilled / happy. Bonus ideal points if it's a guy who's delivered before and have had a laugh with!
2. I (as a bloke) wouldn't flash. I'd enjoy a partner answering the door wearing perhaps a slightly see through dress and / or short dress.
3. I tend to tip my dominoes guy at least about £2-3 as I'm so happy someone has brought my lazy / greedy ass some food and I expect that part of the reason they're in the job is due to tips. On a mild-flashing occasion he'd definitely be getting extra tip as I'd have a double big smile on my face.
4. I'd really like to think that this chap would be happy. And would get back to tell everyone that those at number 69 Street are total filth pots - I've got dibs on their next delivery. |
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