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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The worst one for me was a guy who said 'I've always wanted to fuck a scouser'.
Needless to say, it didn't happen  "
I don't understand what runs through peoples minds at time! Could been a lot worse though |
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I've quoted this one before bit here it is.....
On a vanilla first date...
Him " so what would you give me.outta 10"
Me " I guess a 9, no man is perfect "
Him " now ask me"
Me " OK what would you give me outta 10"
Him " I'd give ya one " and planted a great big snog on me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've quoted this one before bit here it is.....
On a vanilla first date...
Him " so what would you give me.outta 10"
Me " I guess a 9, no man is perfect "
Him " now ask me"
Me " OK what would you give me outta 10"
Him " I'd give ya one " and planted a great big snog on me!"
Rolls eyes  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've quoted this one before bit here it is.....
On a vanilla first date...
Him " so what would you give me.outta 10"
Me " I guess a 9, no man is perfect "
Him " now ask me"
Me " OK what would you give me outta 10"
Him " I'd give ya one " and planted a great big snog on me!"
Do you know if he got slapped? |
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"I've quoted this one before bit here it is.....
On a vanilla first date...
Him " so what would you give me.outta 10"
Me " I guess a 9, no man is perfect "
Him " now ask me"
Me " OK what would you give me outta 10"
Him " I'd give ya one " and planted a great big snog on me!
Do you know if he got slapped?"
It was said to me and I fucked him that night  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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""I like big women and you're gorgeous".
No. Just no.
I hope he got a slap lig x
I was tempted. But that would have meant spilling my pint.
Oooh ouch yeah don't waste it. I hope it was cider  "
I don't mind cider. I even know how to make it. But I am a beer girl when out and about I'm afraid. |
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""I like big women and you're gorgeous".
No. Just no.
I hope he got a slap lig x
I was tempted. But that would have meant spilling my pint.
Oooh ouch yeah don't waste it. I hope it was cider
I don't mind cider. I even know how to make it. But I am a beer girl when out and about I'm afraid. "
I'll let you off cuz ur gurt lush (that'll be lost on all non Bristolian's ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've quoted this one before bit here it is.....
On a vanilla first date...
Him " so what would you give me.outta 10"
Me " I guess a 9, no man is perfect "
Him " now ask me"
Me " OK what would you give me outta 10"
Him " I'd give ya one " and planted a great big snog on me!
Do you know if he got slapped?
It was said to me and I fucked him that night "
Must of been make up sex then |
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