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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates."
Me, obvs.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.
Me, obvs.
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Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.
Me, obvs.
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Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine "
Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.
Me, obvs.
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Agree with you ^  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.
Me, obvs.
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Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine
Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.
Me, obvs.
Thread closed.
Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine
Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.
Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person "
Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.
Me, obvs.
Thread closed.
Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine
Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.
Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person
Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none. "
Aaah Markoh still did it better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.
Me, obvs.
Thread closed.
Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine
Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.
Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person
Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.
Aaah Markoh still did it better "
Well, that's just hurtful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.
Me, obvs.
Thread closed.
Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine
Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.
Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person
Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.
Aaah Markoh still did it better
Well, that's just hurtful."
Someone might kiss it better  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.
Me, obvs.
Thread closed.
Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine
Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.
Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person
Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.
Aaah Markoh still did it better
Well, that's just hurtful.
Someone might kiss it better "
We can hope, I'll just have a cry until then though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.
Me, obvs.
Thread closed.
Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine
Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.
Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person
Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.
Aaah Markoh still did it better "
*takes a gracious bow to tumultuous applause.....
**picks up bouquets of flowers from stage.
***winks at female in the audience and slips her thong in pocket... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.
Me, obvs.
Thread closed.
Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine
Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.
Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person
Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.
Aaah Markoh still did it better
*takes a gracious bow to tumultuous applause.....
**picks up bouquets of flowers from stage.
***winks at female in the audience and slips her thong in pocket..."
*flips hair* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.
Me, obvs.
Thread closed.
Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine
Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.
Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person
Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.
Aaah Markoh still did it better
*takes a gracious bow to tumultuous applause.....
**picks up bouquets of flowers from stage.
***winks at female in the audience and slips her thong in pocket...
*flips hair* "
Ahem..... the truth will come out you know, there are still a few people who didn't see the thread.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.
Me, obvs.
Thread closed.
Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine
Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.
Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person
Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.
Aaah Markoh still did it better
*takes a gracious bow to tumultuous applause.....
**picks up bouquets of flowers from stage.
***winks at female in the audience and slips her thong in pocket...
*flips hair*
Ahem..... the truth will come out you know, there are still a few people who didn't see the thread.
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But the hair is synonymous with me now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.
Me, obvs.
Thread closed.
Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine
Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.
Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person
Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.
Aaah Markoh still did it better
*takes a gracious bow to tumultuous applause.....
**picks up bouquets of flowers from stage.
***winks at female in the audience and slips her thong in pocket...
*flips hair*
Ahem..... the truth will come out you know, there are still a few people who didn't see the thread.
But the hair is synonymous with me now "
"The" hair? At least you've stopped referring to it as "your" hair...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.
Me, obvs.
Thread closed.
Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine
Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine.
Sorry that comment is unacceptable ... Try again in 3rd person
Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.
Aaah Markoh still did it better
*takes a gracious bow to tumultuous applause.....
**picks up bouquets of flowers from stage.
***winks at female in the audience and slips her thong in pocket...
*flips hair*
Ahem..... the truth will come out you know, there are still a few people who didn't see the thread.
But the hair is synonymous with me now
"The" hair? At least you've stopped referring to it as "your" hair...... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.
Me, obvs.
Thread closed.
Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine "
Maybe there should be more than one award;
Funniest male, female, couple, TV etc.... |
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Oh ffs, I've just re-read my post and realised I've made the "your" instead of the correct "you're" faux pas. I could blame it on being day d*unk on my miserable 40th birthday but I guess that would be too self degrading.
Shit. Too late.  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I've written proof it's mine...
And.. Here it is ...
This is to certify johnsoda0204 has the dirtiest profile on fab.
Signed
Sydney university. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates."
yours is fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is only one way to resolve this..trial by combat!
*sips mead and adjusts bosom
Can I nominate a champion? I'm a lover not a fighter.
Of course "
Excellent, now to find someone to fight for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is only one way to resolve this..trial by combat!
*sips mead and adjusts bosom
Can I nominate a champion? I'm a lover not a fighter.
Of course
Excellent, now to find someone to fight for me."
Can they be hot, with muscles and a beard please |
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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago
Pleasuretown |
"There is only one way to resolve this..trial by combat!
*sips mead and adjusts bosom
Can I nominate a champion? I'm a lover not a fighter.
Of course
Excellent, now to find someone to fight for me.
Can they be hot, with muscles and a beard please "
Damn, my cunning plan has been rumbled! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is only one way to resolve this..trial by combat!
*sips mead and adjusts bosom
Can I nominate a champion? I'm a lover not a fighter.
Of course
Excellent, now to find someone to fight for me.
Can they be hot, with muscles and a beard please "
I don't care, as long as he wins. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is only one way to resolve this..trial by combat!
*sips mead and adjusts bosom
Can I nominate a champion? I'm a lover not a fighter.
Of course
Excellent, now to find someone to fight for me.
Can they be hot, with muscles and a beard please
I don't care, as long as he wins. "
I've never been beaten in a fight, fair or otherwise, planned or unplanned....
Just sayin......
Alas I am beard and 6 pack free.
Someone stole my hair and left me with a Party 7. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.
yours is fun"
At last a true profiler.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no, i have imo the kittiest
I think you will find I am the kittiest. should have known id be challenged by you  go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?"
Because I'm a kitten. I'm all cute and fluffy and adorable. I like to nap in sunbeams, and have my fur stroked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hatter sends his apologies, in all the excitement he lost himself, as he believes the wit he displays is second to none.
*coffs politely*
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He also has a tendency towards hyperbole. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is only one way to resolve this..trial by combat!
*sips mead and adjusts bosom "
"whistles La Oscuridad to heel and watches the fear rise as thine enemies hide behind thee........." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine amuses me 
Oh wait! No it doesn't.....it amused me before i changed it "
... But you have those pics. Nobody has ever noticed that your profile has/had text. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine amuses me
Oh wait! No it doesn't.....it amused me before i changed it
... But you have those pics. Nobody has ever noticed that your profile has/had text. "
You mean all that effort I put into my profile text was wasted???
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quite a lot out there tbh especially forum users x
You can't leave it at that, you've got to name on.
*pick me, pick me, pick me.... "
Id have to go and read some and i cba |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates.
Me, obvs.
Thread closed.
Uh I believe u are mistaken... It's mine
Okay guys, lets not be silly, it's quite obviously mine. "
I agree |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"no, i have imo the kittiest
I think you will find I am the kittiest. should have known id be challenged by you go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?
Because I'm a kitten. I'm all cute and fluffy and adorable. I like to nap in sunbeams, and have my fur stroked. "
so you have a tail, ears, collar, bell use a cage and litter tray and like sitting at peoples feet or on their lap do you? if you are a kitty, why arent you called neko boy..hmmm? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quite a lot out there tbh especially forum users x
You can't leave it at that, you've got to name on.
*pick me, pick me, pick me....
Id have to go and read some and i cba "
Pfffffft. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no, i have imo the kittiest
I think you will find I am the kittiest. should have known id be challenged by you go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?
Because I'm a kitten. I'm all cute and fluffy and adorable. I like to nap in sunbeams, and have my fur stroked. so you have a tail, ears, collar, bell use a cage and litter tray and like sitting at peoples feet or on their lap do you? if you are a kitty, why arent you called neko boy..hmmm? "
Okay, I just like being stroked and having naps. And I'm quite cute. That's about it. |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"no, i have imo the kittiest
I think you will find I am the kittiest. should have known id be challenged by you go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?
Because I'm a kitten. I'm all cute and fluffy and adorable. I like to nap in sunbeams, and have my fur stroked. so you have a tail, ears, collar, bell use a cage and litter tray and like sitting at peoples feet or on their lap do you? if you are a kitty, why arent you called neko boy..hmmm?
Okay, I just like being stroked and having naps. And I'm quite cute. That's about it. "
..smug grin i win |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good Morning Fellow Fabbers...
Who in your own personal opinion has the wittiest profile on this wonderful site...
Remember answers are just for fun.
You win no prizes but you may make some unusual but refreshing acquaintances that may become friendships and new playmates."
I think profile names should be posted. I do love reading |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The woman who stated on her profile:
"I won't meet smokers, no, I won't meet blacks or Asians, god no"
Then proceeded to send me 4 messages, before I had a chance to send a polite "no thank you"
I think that was hilarious lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no, i have imo the kittiest
I think you will find I am the kittiest. should have known id be challenged by you go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?
Because I'm a kitten. I'm all cute and fluffy and adorable. I like to nap in sunbeams, and have my fur stroked. so you have a tail, ears, collar, bell use a cage and litter tray and like sitting at peoples feet or on their lap do you? if you are a kitty, why arent you called neko boy..hmmm?
Okay, I just like being stroked and having naps. And I'm quite cute. That's about it. ..smug grin i win "
 Now I need a cuddle and a head stroke. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no, i have imo the kittiest
I think you will find I am the kittiest. should have known id be challenged by you go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?
Because I'm a kitten. I'm all cute and fluffy and adorable. I like to nap in sunbeams, and have my fur stroked. so you have a tail, ears, collar, bell use a cage and litter tray and like sitting at peoples feet or on their lap do you? if you are a kitty, why arent you called neko boy..hmmm?
Okay, I just like being stroked and having naps. And I'm quite cute. That's about it. ..smug grin i win
Now I need a cuddle and a head stroke."
You're still my favourite kitty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no, i have imo the kittiest
I think you will find I am the kittiest. should have known id be challenged by you go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?
Because I'm a kitten. I'm all cute and fluffy and adorable. I like to nap in sunbeams, and have my fur stroked. so you have a tail, ears, collar, bell use a cage and litter tray and like sitting at peoples feet or on their lap do you? if you are a kitty, why arent you called neko boy..hmmm?
Okay, I just like being stroked and having naps. And I'm quite cute. That's about it. ..smug grin i win
Now I need a cuddle and a head stroke.
You're still my favourite kitty "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The woman who stated on her profile:
"I won't meet smokers, no, I won't meet blacks or Asians, god no"
Then proceeded to send me 4 messages, before I had a chance to send a polite "no thank you"
I think that was hilarious lol"
Not wanting to meet God...bit ambitious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've seen one that says;
"if you don't look like your profile photo when you turn up, you're buying me vodka till you do."
I liked that.....
That's been said to death though hasn't it "
I've only seen it once, can't recall where. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The woman who stated on her profile:
"I won't meet smokers, no, I won't meet blacks or Asians, god no"
Then proceeded to send me 4 messages, before I had a chance to send a polite "no thank you"
I think that was hilarious lol
Not wanting to meet God...bit ambitious. "
It's not God they'll be meeting....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The woman who stated on her profile:
"I won't meet smokers, no, I won't meet blacks or Asians, god no"
Then proceeded to send me 4 messages, before I had a chance to send a polite "no thank you"
I think that was hilarious lol
Not wanting to meet God...bit ambitious.
It's not God they'll be meeting......."
You speak for yourself, I'm going to heaven because I'm an 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The woman who stated on her profile:
"I won't meet smokers, no, I won't meet blacks or Asians, god no"
Then proceeded to send me 4 messages, before I had a chance to send a polite "no thank you"
I think that was hilarious lol
Not wanting to meet God...bit ambitious.
It's not God they'll be meeting.......
You speak for yourself, I'm going to heaven because I'm an
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A virgin too....
Virgin on the ridiculous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The woman who stated on her profile:
"I won't meet smokers, no, I won't meet blacks or Asians, god no"
Then proceeded to send me 4 messages, before I had a chance to send a polite "no thank you"
I think that was hilarious lol
Not wanting to meet God...bit ambitious.
It's not God they'll be meeting.......
You speak for yourself, I'm going to heaven because I'm an
A virgin too....
Virgin on the ridiculous "
I can just about get away with I reckon suggesting I'm a virgin is stretching credibility a bit too far.... |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"no, i have imo the kittiest
I think you will find I am the kittiest. should have known id be challenged by you go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?
Because I'm a kitten. I'm all cute and fluffy and adorable. I like to nap in sunbeams, and have my fur stroked. so you have a tail, ears, collar, bell use a cage and litter tray and like sitting at peoples feet or on their lap do you? if you are a kitty, why arent you called neko boy..hmmm?
Okay, I just like being stroked and having naps. And I'm quite cute. That's about it. ..smug grin i win
Now I need a cuddle and a head stroke."
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"no, i have imo the kittiest
I think you will find I am the kittiest. should have known id be challenged by you go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?
Because I'm a kitten. I'm all cute and fluffy and adorable. I like to nap in sunbeams, and have my fur stroked. so you have a tail, ears, collar, bell use a cage and litter tray and like sitting at peoples feet or on their lap do you? if you are a kitty, why arent you called neko boy..hmmm?
Okay, I just like being stroked and having naps. And I'm quite cute. That's about it. ..smug grin i win
Now I need a cuddle and a head stroke.go find an owner... "
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"no, i have imo the kittiest
I think you will find I am the kittiest. should have known id be challenged by you go on then what are your reasons for being the kittiest?
Because I'm a kitten. I'm all cute and fluffy and adorable. I like to nap in sunbeams, and have my fur stroked. so you have a tail, ears, collar, bell use a cage and litter tray and like sitting at peoples feet or on their lap do you? if you are a kitty, why arent you called neko boy..hmmm?
Okay, I just like being stroked and having naps. And I'm quite cute. That's about it. ..smug grin i win
Now I need a cuddle and a head stroke.go find an owner...
I'm trying"
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