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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've often wondered what the percentage of fish semen is in the water I'm brewing with my lapsang souchong.... what kind of odd shit perplexes you, quizlings? |
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"do you take your water from the local lake then?
The water board does, although they call it a reservoir. The angling club call it home."
presumably the water board do lots of fandangled things to said water? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"do you take your water from the local lake then?
The water board does, although they call it a reservoir. The angling club call it home.
presumably the water board do lots of fandangled things to said water?"
Any Cult fans can now sing along to "(fish)cum removal machine" |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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"I went swimming today (swimming complex with flumes etc), and I thought to myself does the pool water actually change colour if someone wees in it .  "
It doesn't. Sorry. Just an urban legend. Be pretty cool if it did though. And a blaring alarm went off with a huge voice going "ATTENTION. WILL THE GUY IN THE GREEN TRUNKS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM PISSING IN THE POOL. IT'S DISGUSTING, UNHYGIENIC AND HE HAS A TINY WILLY. FUCK SAKE" |
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Today I was thinking about people who travel and put their cases on the bed to unpack. The cases have been in an airplane hold and handled and could be full of germs  |
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"Today I was thinking about people who travel and put their cases on the bed to unpack. The cases have been in an airplane hold and handled and could be full of germs "
OMG!!! Somebody call da police. Isn't anybody thinking of the children?  |
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By *ty31Man
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"Today I was thinking about people who travel and put their cases on the bed to unpack. The cases have been in an airplane hold and handled and could be full of germs "
It's worse when people put their shoes on the bed.... |
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"I went swimming today (swimming complex with flumes etc), and I thought to myself does the pool water actually change colour if someone wees in it . "
Not when I was in charge of the pool I worked at. |
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"I went swimming today (swimming complex with flumes etc), and I thought to myself does the pool water actually change colour if someone wees in it .
It doesn't. Sorry. Just an urban legend. Be pretty cool if it did though. And a blaring alarm went off with a huge voice going "ATTENTION. WILL THE GUY IN THE GREEN TRUNKS PLEASE REFRAIN FROM PISSING IN THE POOL. IT'S DISGUSTING, UNHYGIENIC AND HE HAS A TINY WILLY. FUCK SAKE""
It definitely changes colour if you shit in it. |
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