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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Go on everyone let's hear your bad jokes

My dog is called Minton.

Yesterday he ate a shuttle cock.

Bad Minton!!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A zoo only had one animal

It was a dog

It was a shizu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if your american in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?

european

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By *attboy107Man over a year ago

Near Bedford

Man walks into a Bar.

OUCH!!!

It was an iron bar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knock knock,

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry! It's only a joke!

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By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I went to a veggie club the other night and this woman came up and said she knew me.

But, I was pretty sure I never met herbivore

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By *eavenNhellCouple over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Apparently the Americans have solved airline safety they are going to build a plane entirely out of rubber so it bounces back in a crash there going to call it

The boing 747

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By *ogue78Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

so this dyslexic walks into a bra....

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By *ames6ft5Man over a year ago

North London / Herts

What's green with wheels?

Grass*

* I lied about the wheels.

(Credit to the forumite who gave me that one previously - I love it)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's brown and rhymes with snoop.

Dr Dre

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two dyslexics walking down the street.

One shouts "Oi can you smell gas?"

"Smell gas?" The other replies. "I can't even smell my name"

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