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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!! 
I'd like to see you try.
I'd have you for breakfast and leave your leftovers for my cat.
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Your cat was my breakfast Joey boy...and if you don't wanna be lunch you better start bargaining! |
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!!
I'd like to see you try.
I'd have you for breakfast and leave your leftovers for my cat.
Your cat was my breakfast Joey boy...and if you don't wanna be lunch you better start bargaining! "
Nah.
I don't bargain. |
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!!
I'd like to see you try.
I'd have you for breakfast and leave your leftovers for my cat.
Your cat was my breakfast Joey boy...and if you don't wanna be lunch you better start bargaining!
Nah.
I don't bargain. "
*As Gerry Adams*
On. Your. Knees. |
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over a year ago
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because according to all of my sexual meets i give the best blow job in the world ever.. its a fact! 
also would be missing out on a pretty awesome tit wank.. 
so please spare my life  |
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!!
I'd like to see you try.
I'd have you for breakfast and leave your leftovers for my cat.
Your cat was my breakfast Joey boy...and if you don't wanna be lunch you better start bargaining!
Nah.
I don't bargain.
*As Gerry Adams*
On. Your. Knees. "
Just try and run with no kneecaps.  |
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!!
How would you finish me off?
I'd force you to rim my delish chocolate starfish until your lifeforce grew dim. Then maybe some buggery while you were still warm. "
Not a bad way to go I suppose! You'd have 3 days before I went green, turn your heating down and I might last another day. My fanny would be the last thing to decompose so if you stuck a couple of magic trees on me to combat the stink could probably have 12-14 days of fun! |
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"because according to all of my sexual meets i give the best blow job in the world ever.. its a fact!
also would be missing out on a pretty awesome tit wank..
so please spare my life "
Oh yeah! Now that's what I call persuation....your life is safe due to your oral skills...and the jizz catching quality of your bosom.
But as you have bargained with the devil...now you must prove your worth in the flesh! |
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"because according to all of my sexual meets i give the best blow job in the world ever.. its a fact!
also would be missing out on a pretty awesome tit wank..
so please spare my life
Oh yeah! Now that's what I call persuation....your life is safe due to your oral skills...and the jizz catching quality of your bosom.
But as you have bargained with the devil...now you must prove your worth in the flesh! "
if you wanna travel to South Devon.. bring it on.. |
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"because according to all of my sexual meets i give the best blow job in the world ever.. its a fact!
also would be missing out on a pretty awesome tit wank..
so please spare my life
Oh yeah! Now that's what I call persuation....your life is safe due to your oral skills...and the jizz catching quality of your bosom.
But as you have bargained with the devil...now you must prove your worth in the flesh!
if you wanna travel to South Devon.. bring it on.. "
Just nipping to Asda to fuel up...put a stew on...will be with you in five hours.  |
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"On my knees, mouth open at ur full mercy "
And it is for me to take full advantage and stuff your mouth with my man meat...move quickly my beauty that you might snatch a life giving breath between each hard thrust! |
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!! "
Because I have a really good story.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away where the sands run hotter than coals at noon and colder than ice at midnight, there was a young woman. Taken from her family and wed to a brute, she knew he would kill her once they had consummated the union. Therefore she sat down at his feet and begged him leave to tell him a story... |
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!!
Because I have a really good story.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away where the sands run hotter than coals at noon and colder than ice at midnight, there was a young woman. Taken from her family and wed to a brute, she knew he would kill her once they had consummated the union. Therefore she sat down at his feet and begged him leave to tell him a story..."
*sits totally entranced encapsulated in the inescapable circularity of your clever tale.*
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"On my knees, mouth open at ur full mercy
And it is for me to take full advantage and stuff your mouth with my man meat...move quickly my beauty that you might snatch a life giving breath between each hard thrust! "
I don't need to breathe....I'm.a verified deep throater! |
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!!
How would you finish me off?
I'd force you to rim my delish chocolate starfish until your lifeforce grew dim. Then maybe some buggery while you were still warm.
Not a bad way to go I suppose! You'd have 3 days before I went green, turn your heating down and I might last another day. My fanny would be the last thing to decompose so if you stuck a couple of magic trees on me to combat the stink could probably have 12-14 days of fun!"
Ha ha..missed this one...well I'm fresh out of traffic light smellies so I'm glad we went for the tea and breast option! |
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"On my knees, mouth open at ur full mercy
And it is for me to take full advantage and stuff your mouth with my man meat...move quickly my beauty that you might snatch a life giving breath between each hard thrust!
I don't need to breathe....I'm.a verified deep throater! "
"I don't need to breath", words I have waited my whole life to hear...you are not only spared..I'm determined to marry you.
After maybe just a few more hours stuffing my cock down your throat!
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"On my knees, mouth open at ur full mercy
And it is for me to take full advantage and stuff your mouth with my man meat...move quickly my beauty that you might snatch a life giving breath between each hard thrust!
I don't need to breathe....I'm.a verified deep throater!
"I don't need to breath", words I have waited my whole life to hear...you are not only spared..I'm determined to marry you.
After maybe just a few more hours stuffing my cock down your throat!
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Again verified endurance sucker lol. |
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!!
How would you finish me off?
I'd force you to rim my delish chocolate starfish until your lifeforce grew dim. Then maybe some buggery while you were still warm.
Not a bad way to go I suppose! You'd have 3 days before I went green, turn your heating down and I might last another day. My fanny would be the last thing to decompose so if you stuck a couple of magic trees on me to combat the stink could probably have 12-14 days of fun!
Ha ha..missed this one...well I'm fresh out of traffic light smellies so I'm glad we went for the tea and breast option! "
They are good boobs and I do make nice tea, so I'm spared then?
Handy because I know how to clean up after death! I was a biohazardous waste engineer for 18 months, crime, trauma and biohazardous waste clean up. |
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"On my knees, mouth open at ur full mercy
And it is for me to take full advantage and stuff your mouth with my man meat...move quickly my beauty that you might snatch a life giving breath between each hard thrust!
I don't need to breathe....I'm.a verified deep throater!
"I don't need to breath", words I have waited my whole life to hear...you are not only spared..I'm determined to marry you.
After maybe just a few more hours stuffing my cock down your throat!
Again verified endurance sucker lol. "
Mmm...bet if you were in the guides you would have got your woggle swallowing badge.
So gifted. |
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!!
How would you finish me off?
I'd force you to rim my delish chocolate starfish until your lifeforce grew dim. Then maybe some buggery while you were still warm.
Not a bad way to go I suppose! You'd have 3 days before I went green, turn your heating down and I might last another day. My fanny would be the last thing to decompose so if you stuck a couple of magic trees on me to combat the stink could probably have 12-14 days of fun!
Ha ha..missed this one...well I'm fresh out of traffic light smellies so I'm glad we went for the tea and breast option!
They are good boobs and I do make nice tea, so I'm spared then?
Handy because I know how to clean up after death! I was a biohazardous waste engineer for 18 months, crime, trauma and biohazardous waste clean up. "
Yep spared, and after a nice strong cuppa and a long fondle of your chesty bits I will give you some more organic waste to clear up.
Can I call you Nunu?
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"On my knees, mouth open at ur full mercy
And it is for me to take full advantage and stuff your mouth with my man meat...move quickly my beauty that you might snatch a life giving breath between each hard thrust!
I don't need to breathe....I'm.a verified deep throater!
"I don't need to breath", words I have waited my whole life to hear...you are not only spared..I'm determined to marry you.
After maybe just a few more hours stuffing my cock down your throat!
Again verified endurance sucker lol.
Mmm...bet if you were in the guides you would have got your woggle swallowing badge.
So gifted. "
Lol.and im funny and I'd cook.for you.....u can enslave me lol |
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!!
How would you finish me off?
I'd force you to rim my delish chocolate starfish until your lifeforce grew dim. Then maybe some buggery while you were still warm.
Not a bad way to go I suppose! You'd have 3 days before I went green, turn your heating down and I might last another day. My fanny would be the last thing to decompose so if you stuck a couple of magic trees on me to combat the stink could probably have 12-14 days of fun!
Ha ha..missed this one...well I'm fresh out of traffic light smellies so I'm glad we went for the tea and breast option!
They are good boobs and I do make nice tea, so I'm spared then?
Handy because I know how to clean up after death! I was a biohazardous waste engineer for 18 months, crime, trauma and biohazardous waste clean up.
Yep spared, and after a nice strong cuppa and a long fondle of your chesty bits I will give you some more organic waste to clear up.
Can I call you Nunu?
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Not if you want to keep your spleen! |
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"Go for it Mr Ram, but I've got an 8st Akita here & I've just etched your name onto all of his teeth & he is not happy!!
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Fortunately my fridge is full of steak to distract the hairy beast...your death is assured my friend...assuming I can afford enough sirloin to distract him for long enough. You'd better hope Tescos doesn't have a timely delivery slot available! |
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"On my knees, mouth open at ur full mercy
And it is for me to take full advantage and stuff your mouth with my man meat...move quickly my beauty that you might snatch a life giving breath between each hard thrust!
I don't need to breathe....I'm.a verified deep throater!
"I don't need to breath", words I have waited my whole life to hear...you are not only spared..I'm determined to marry you.
After maybe just a few more hours stuffing my cock down your throat!
Again verified endurance sucker lol.
Mmm...bet if you were in the guides you would have got your woggle swallowing badge.
So gifted.
Lol.and im funny and I'd cook.for you.....u can enslave me lol"
You had me at "deep throat" but it you can cook and make me chuckle too then you may just be the perfect woman! |
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!!
How would you finish me off?
I'd force you to rim my delish chocolate starfish until your lifeforce grew dim. Then maybe some buggery while you were still warm.
Not a bad way to go I suppose! You'd have 3 days before I went green, turn your heating down and I might last another day. My fanny would be the last thing to decompose so if you stuck a couple of magic trees on me to combat the stink could probably have 12-14 days of fun!
Ha ha..missed this one...well I'm fresh out of traffic light smellies so I'm glad we went for the tea and breast option!
They are good boobs and I do make nice tea, so I'm spared then?
Handy because I know how to clean up after death! I was a biohazardous waste engineer for 18 months, crime, trauma and biohazardous waste clean up.
Yep spared, and after a nice strong cuppa and a long fondle of your chesty bits I will give you some more organic waste to clear up.
Can I call you Nunu?
Not if you want to keep your spleen! "
I reckon I can survive without it...for long enough to die of tannin and silicon poisoning anyhow. |
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"On my knees, mouth open at ur full mercy
And it is for me to take full advantage and stuff your mouth with my man meat...move quickly my beauty that you might snatch a life giving breath between each hard thrust!
I don't need to breathe....I'm.a verified deep throater!
"I don't need to breath", words I have waited my whole life to hear...you are not only spared..I'm determined to marry you.
After maybe just a few more hours stuffing my cock down your throat!
Again verified endurance sucker lol.
Mmm...bet if you were in the guides you would have got your woggle swallowing badge.
So gifted.
Lol.and im funny and I'd cook.for you.....u can enslave me lol
You had me at "deep throat" but it you can cook and make me chuckle too then you may just be the perfect woman! "
Sssssh I lick pussy too. #unicorn |
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"because according to all of my sexual meets i give the best blow job in the world ever.. its a fact!
also would be missing out on a pretty awesome tit wank..
so please spare my life
Oh yeah! Now that's what I call persuation....your life is safe due to your oral skills...and the jizz catching quality of your bosom.
But as you have bargained with the devil...now you must prove your worth in the flesh!
if you wanna travel to South Devon.. bring it on.. "
You appear to be Fabulous and Bearded too now!  |
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"On my knees, mouth open at ur full mercy
And it is for me to take full advantage and stuff your mouth with my man meat...move quickly my beauty that you might snatch a life giving breath between each hard thrust!
I don't need to breathe....I'm.a verified deep throater!
"I don't need to breath", words I have waited my whole life to hear...you are not only spared..I'm determined to marry you.
After maybe just a few more hours stuffing my cock down your throat!
Again verified endurance sucker lol.
Mmm...bet if you were in the guides you would have got your woggle swallowing badge.
So gifted.
Lol.and im funny and I'd cook.for you.....u can enslave me lol
You had me at "deep throat" but it you can cook and make me chuckle too then you may just be the perfect woman!
Sssssh I lick pussy too. #unicorn"
You will be fine bait to provide me with more such fine specimens..and I will watch you procreate for my tittilation..before filling the many tempting gaps before me. After a Sunday roast of course. |
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"Because I am worth far more alive than I am dead and if you dare attempt to slay me I shall call you a scoundrel and tell your mum!!! "
Nice one Enigmatic.....
I do believe the scoundrel has been scared off!! |
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"Because I will be wearing a mankini and will bleed all over you
And even if you succeed, I will haunt you nightly as a man in a mankini
A devilish spirit in a stretchy budgy smuggling singlet!! A scary threat indeed. Spare me your overly exposed man flesh and I shall surely spare you, my odd swim wear attired friend! "
A deal! Beer? |
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Can I call you Nunu?
Not if you want to keep your spleen!
I reckon I can survive without it...for long enough to die of tannin and silicon poisoning anyhow. "
Oi, that's harsh. I don't use fake tan, my recent pictures I've just come back from holiday! |
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"Because I am worth far more alive than I am dead and if you dare attempt to slay me I shall call you a scoundrel and tell your mum!!! "
Your absolutely right my fine bodied lady. You will make me my fortune walking the dark streets of Blackpool. A fair and protective pimp I shall be and together we shall prosper.
But don't tell Mum cos she is gonna want a slice of the action! |
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Can I call you Nunu?
Not if you want to keep your spleen!
I reckon I can survive without it...for long enough to die of tannin and silicon poisoning anyhow.
Oi, that's harsh. I don't use fake tan, my recent pictures I've just come back from holiday! "
He he..I meant tannins from all the tea! Besides..you will have at least one white bit by the time I 've finished licking. |
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"Because I am worth far more alive than I am dead and if you dare attempt to slay me I shall call you a scoundrel and tell your mum!!!
Your absolutely right my fine bodied lady. You will make me my fortune walking the dark streets of Blackpool. A fair and protective pimp I shall be and together we shall prosper.
But don't tell Mum cos she is gonna want a slice of the action! "
A scoundrilious pimp? Oh my...I think I've just wet meself you swine |
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"Because I'm blade and if you try I'll blow you fucking head off mother fucker  "
Mmm...can't help thinking that would be better with "slice" my head off...but..you got me...i'm scared...run along now my pretty...you are free!!!!  |
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"Because I'm blade and if you try I'll blow you fucking head off mother fucker
and I'll be right behind him!"
You'd have more chance of success if you were right in front of me
On your knees.
Just saying.
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"Because I'm blade and if you try I'll blow you fucking head off mother fucker
Mmm...can't help thinking that would be better with "slice" my head off...but..you got me...i'm scared...run along now my pretty...you are free!!!!
He likes to be different. You'd expect a sharp object with a name like blade, you'd not expect to be shot in the face.  "
Indeed...in fact madam I'm afraid I would be more inclined to shoot you unexpectedly in the face....with a full load. |
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!!
I give a great blow job
Well we shall have to find out if you truly inspired Dyson with your claims of "no loss of suction" before your life is safe my dear.
Hey my throat my muscles don't suck! They pulse "
Mmm..well I'd like to surrender my man batter to your unstoppable throat vortex.
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!!
I give a great blow job
Well we shall have to find out if you truly inspired Dyson with your claims of "no loss of suction" before your life is safe my dear.
Hey my throat my muscles don't suck! They pulse
Mmm..well I'd like to surrender my man batter to your unstoppable throat vortex.
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How could a girl like me resist |
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"Because I'm blade and if you try I'll blow you fucking head off mother fucker
Mmm...can't help thinking that would be better with "slice" my head off...but..you got me...i'm scared...run along now my pretty...you are free!!!!
He likes to be different. You'd expect a sharp object with a name like blade, you'd not expect to be shot in the face.
Indeed...in fact madam I'm afraid I would be more inclined to shoot you unexpectedly in the face....with a full load. so you do want your bollix in a jar on my mantlepiece? "
Only if you promise to suck em everynight after the rest of me is gone |
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"Because i dont kill those who try and hurt me i wrap my cock in sandpaper and fuck them bloody so bring it "
There is no need to be so abrasive! You risk rubbing me up the wrong way. You'd be better off trying to smooth things over. In the end you might wear me down! |
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!!
I give a great blow job
Well we shall have to find out if you truly inspired Dyson with your claims of "no loss of suction" before your life is safe my dear.
Hey my throat my muscles don't suck! They pulse
Mmm..well I'd like to surrender my man batter to your unstoppable throat vortex.
How could a girl like me resist "
Mmm..you really are the type of vaccuum that I'd like to fill. |
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You can't kill me. I'm invincible. I'll kill you instead.
First I'll fuck ya, then I'll eat ya
This is a joke btw before anyone gets their knickers in a twist. |
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"You can't kill me. I'm invincible. I'll kill you instead.
First I'll fuck ya, then I'll eat ya
This is a joke btw before anyone gets their knickers in a twist. "
Well at least you got the order right...as I'd be much harder to fuck after you've eaten me! |
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"You can't kill me. I'm invincible. I'll kill you instead.
First I'll fuck ya, then I'll eat ya
This is a joke btw before anyone gets their knickers in a twist. "
mm what a way to go.. btw I'm fabulous and bearded as well |
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"Because if you knew the shit that I've survived already, you wouldn't bother
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Sounds like your life has been shit so far...and far be it from me to spare you more misery...live long and suffer my friend.
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"You can't kill me. I'm invincible. I'll kill you instead.
First I'll fuck ya, then I'll eat ya
This is a joke btw before anyone gets their knickers in a twist. mm what a way to go.. btw I'm fabulous and bearded as well "
There is only one fabulous bearded one you cheeky imposter!
You will have to do better than that
Beg me for mercy!
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"Because tomorrow I get to paddle my toes in the sea and feel the sand between my toes, and I cannot wait! "
Actually...cancel that. I'd love to be in a position to feel the sand between your toes.
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"You can't kill me. I'm invincible. I'll kill you instead.
First I'll fuck ya, then I'll eat ya
This is a joke btw before anyone gets their knickers in a twist. mm what a way to go.. btw I'm fabulous and bearded as well
There is only one fabulous bearded one you cheeky imposter!
You will have to do better than that
Beg me for mercy!
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Wait till he sees this |
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"Because if you knew the shit that I've survived already, you wouldn't bother
Sounds like your life has been shit so far...and far be it from me to spare you more misery...live long and suffer my friend.
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I never said it was shit, I'm just saying it has been dangerous at times |
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"You can't kill me. I'm invincible. I'll kill you instead.
First I'll fuck ya, then I'll eat ya
This is a joke btw before anyone gets their knickers in a twist. mm what a way to go.. btw I'm fabulous and bearded as well
There is only one fabulous bearded one you cheeky imposter!
You will have to do better than that
Beg me for mercy!
Wait till he sees this "
Yeah...he's gonna be unbearable. |
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"Because if you knew the shit that I've survived already, you wouldn't bother
Sounds like your life has been shit so far...and far be it from me to spare you more misery...live long and suffer my friend.
I never said it was shit, I'm just saying it has been dangerous at times "
You really know how to argue your way out of a reprieve danger boy!! |
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"Because if you knew the shit that I've survived already, you wouldn't bother
Sounds like your life has been shit so far...and far be it from me to spare you more misery...live long and suffer my friend.
I never said it was shit, I'm just saying it has been dangerous at times
You really know how to argue your way out of a reprieve danger boy!! "
I once threw a grenade and killed 50 people, I do wonder what would have happened if I'd pulled the pin out first |
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"Because tomorrow I get to paddle my toes in the sea and feel the sand between my toes, and I cannot wait!
Actually...cancel that. I'd love to be in a position to feel the sand between your toes.
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"Because if you knew the shit that I've survived already, you wouldn't bother
Sounds like your life has been shit so far...and far be it from me to spare you more misery...live long and suffer my friend.
I never said it was shit, I'm just saying it has been dangerous at times
You really know how to argue your way out of a reprieve danger boy!!
I once threw a grenade and killed 50 people, I do wonder what would have happened if I'd pulled the pin out first "
Ha ha...saved by a finely inserted joke. You blew me out of the water with that one. It was incendiary.
Boom! |
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!!
You wouldn't have chance to!..
I have a guns & knives..
Believe me I'm lethal with a knife..I have experience "
Believe me, you would succumb to the flash of my cold hard steel before you could move a muscle.
My chromium plated dildo never fails to penetrate!
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"Congrats on thread OP!
Have just perved Sunshine71's pics!
I am unworthy and out of age range!
Mankini haunting threat is removed!
Just make it quick you B...ard!
You won't feel a thing. "
Is this a death threat or a proposition  |
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"Congrats on thread OP!
Have just perved Sunshine71's pics!
I am unworthy and out of age range!
Mankini haunting threat is removed!
Just make it quick you B...ard!
You won't feel a thing.
Is this a death threat or a proposition "
Well I'm gonna run you through with my weapon...it's your choice sailor! |
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!!
Because the British government spent great deals of time and money making sure that is highly improbable."
No one expects death my friend ( or apparently the Spanish Inquisition)
Against all odds...prepare to die.
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!!
Give it your best shot.... I'm immortal. "
You are the victim that keeps on giving.
I'm gonna love killing you..again...and again...and again...like the duracell bunny of near death.
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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!!
You wouldn't have chance to!..
I have a guns & knives..
Believe me I'm lethal with a knife..I have experience
Believe me, you would succumb to
the flash of my cold hard steel before you could move a muscle.
My chromium plated dildo never fails to penetrate!
"
Ok,you got me the "cold hard steel " comment.(huge blade fetish I have)
Forget the dildo...
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!!
You wouldn't have chance to!..
I have a guns & knives..
Believe me I'm lethal with a knife..I have experience
Believe me, you would succumb to
the flash of my cold hard steel before you could move a muscle.
My chromium plated dildo never fails to penetrate!
Ok,you got me the "cold hard steel " comment.(huge blade fetish I have)
Forget the dildo...
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"I'm short and an ex used to call me Munchkin.
Relax! I don't kill cute little people.
I do eat them tho..so..assume the position?
Standing on a table? "
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just fucking kill you!!!
I'm 6'4" and built like a brick privy... You could try "
Ah...but..but..but..like...I'm 6'6" and built like an entire toilet block...wiv showers and evrything!
And I just had 3 cans of Monster.
And I'm driving a JCB!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont think so...
Ramsay Bolton has nothing on me
Well I don't want to risk playing Games with you while you are on the Throne. So leave in peace sprinkly one.
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