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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anyone had any or what would you really not want to receive?

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I had one once that simply read "She's OK but I've had better". It made me roar with laughter but he apparently then got private messages telling him off for it. I'd much rather one with a shared joke in than graphic details.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think one you wouldn't want would be something like "don't go there" lol

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

I don't really want any where they tell every one what we did for one don't really see the point just because one person thinks your a great shag or give the best bj ever the next person might think you are crap.

But I think I've given some funny ones but that's my own opinion. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't really want any where they tell every one what we did for one don't really see the point just because one person thinks your a great shag or give the best bj ever the next person might think you are crap.

But I think I've given some funny ones but that's my own opinion. Lol "
I think the best ones are when it's a mutually shared joke you're right everyone is different x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My latest one made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My latest one made me laugh

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just read it short and sweet lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once had a veri that said I was like Jessica Rabbit on Sexual Steroids!!!

I didn't know how to take it tbh????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I once had a veri that said I was like Jessica Rabbit on Sexual Steroids!!!

I didn't know how to take it tbh????

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as a compliment lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would take that a good way!!! ever come to Liverpool hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My latest one made me laugh

just read it short and sweet lol"

It is, isn't it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My latest one made me laugh

Yes that's a good one! XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My latest one made me laugh

just read it short and sweet lol

It is, isn't it

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loved it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I sent one to a guy saying he was like the Duracell bunny on speed once lol

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

I find it interesting what people compliment you on at times. I love it when they make me smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I find it interesting what people compliment you on at times. I love it when they make me smile. "
I read your latest one you like a chat apparently lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The last verifacation I had, she decided to tell everyone the bed broke from going at it a bit hard.. haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The last verifacation I had, she decided to tell everyone the bed broke from going at it a bit hard.. haha "
lol just seen that veri at least you had a good time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah it was good.. I waited until after until I fixed it, we had to move over to the good side. Haha

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

I'd rather have ones saying I'm a laugh or pretty but alas, it always comes down to cock sucking lol

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By *estmidscoupleCouple over a year ago

West Midlands

our favourite of ours is due to a spelling mistake on the word "which", the chap described Slim as "acting the cum queen witch she is" so we quite enjoyed her being dubbed a cum queen witch, especially good at Halloween!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd rather have ones saying I'm a laugh or pretty but alas, it always comes down to cock sucking lol "
clearly you're good at it lol

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I'd rather have ones saying I'm a laugh or pretty but alas, it always comes down to cock sucking lol clearly you're good at it lol"

thank u but I'm.flipping funny too with awesome red hair lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"our favourite of ours is due to a spelling mistake on the word "which", the chap described Slim as "acting the cum queen witch she is" so we quite enjoyed her being dubbed a cum queen witch, especially good at Halloween!

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I liked the one that said kitty got her cream lol

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I always ask for veris that aren't graphic so most of mine are fairly dull.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd rather have ones saying I'm a laugh or pretty but alas, it always comes down to cock sucking lol clearly you're good at it lol"

If you are, ive not finished from just a bj before.. There's a challenge..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On another site, which has a character limit to the verification, we had one from some dear friends which read along the lines:

'A delightful couple ..... We really couldn't recommend them'

We hoped they had just run out of characters!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'd rather have ones saying I'm a laugh or pretty but alas, it always comes down to cock sucking lol clearly you're good at it lol

If you are, ive not finished from just a bj before.. There's a challenge.. "

Nice try!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On another site, which has a character limit to the verification, we had one from some dear friends which read along the lines:

'A delightful couple ..... We really couldn't recommend them'

We hoped they had just run out of characters!"
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On another site, which has a character limit to the verification, we had one from some dear friends which read along the lines:

'A delightful couple ..... We really couldn't recommend them'

We hoped they had just run out of characters!pmsl"

I know.. Funny! It's still there too!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I'd rather have ones saying I'm a laugh or pretty but alas, it always comes down to cock sucking lol clearly you're good at it lol

If you are, ive not finished from just a bj before.. There's a challenge..

Nice try!

Lol this actually happened last week at a club, one bloke said "ah so ur amazon, wow you're turning that's good at sucking cock right" I replied Ha Ha yeah allegedly, he then said "prove it" so I did ?? lol.he's on my veris too X

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

* the one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd rather have ones saying I'm a laugh or pretty but alas, it always comes down to cock sucking lol clearly you're good at it lol

If you are, ive not finished from just a bj before.. There's a challenge..

Nice try!

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By *estmidscoupleCouple over a year ago

West Midlands

I liked the one that said kitty got her cream lol"
It's such a cracking line, that was when we had Kitty as part of the profile name lol he's right though, she did!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I love giving verifications

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had one once that simply read "She's OK but I've had better". It made me roar with laughter but he apparently then got private messages telling him off for it. I'd much rather one with a shared joke in than graphic details."

I love those kind.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I gave a guy one (ooh-err) that said:

"I like my men like I likes me pork pies; lips, bottoms, balls and brains."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I gave a guy one (ooh-err) that said:

"I like my men like I likes me pork pies; lips, bottoms, balls and brains."

"
right I'll never eat another pork pie

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I gave a guy one (ooh-err) that said:

"I like my men like I likes me pork pies; lips, bottoms, balls and brains."

right I'll never eat another pork pie"

True @_@

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im yet to have one sure it will be really good though lol

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Im yet to have one sure it will be really good though lol "

I'll verify you, if you dare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im yet to have one sure it will be really good though lol

I'll verify you, if you dare

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lool no I'm good thanks get a woman to verify

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im yet to have one sure it will be really good though lol "
difficult for single guys how about getting cam verified or going to an event or meet posted on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im yet to have one sure it will be really good though lol difficult for single guys how about getting cam verified or going to an event or meet posted on here"
believe me I've tried meet posted on here no one messages lol might have to be cam verified each event that is in my area are couples event no single males unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sure xtasia in West brom do singles nights?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im yet to have one sure it will be really good though lol difficult for single guys how about getting cam verified or going to an event or meet posted on here believe me I've tried meet posted on here no one messages lol might have to be cam verified each event that is in my area are couples event no single males unfortunately there are cams on this site"
oh okay yeah might have to look into that then the only veri i can give not on here is my ex claims that i gave her jelly legs when i slept with her lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sure xtasia in West brom do singles nights? "
yeah never even seen that either lol

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I gave a guy one (ooh-err) that said:

"I like my men like I likes me pork pies; lips, bottoms, balls and brains."

OMFG I nearly did an old lady pee, that's the best ever, can I pinch it!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I gave a guy one (ooh-err) that said:

"I like my men like I likes me pork pies; lips, bottoms, balls and brains."

OMFG I nearly did an old lady pee, that's the best ever, can I pinch it! "

I want it as my status lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im yet to have one sure it will be really good though lol difficult for single guys how about getting cam verified or going to an event or meet posted on here believe me I've tried meet posted on here no one messages lol might have to be cam verified each event that is in my area are couples event no single males unfortunately there are cams on this siteoh okay yeah might have to look into that then the only veri i can give not on here is my ex claims that i gave her jelly legs when i slept with her lol "
well that's a good start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love a funny verification. Most of the ones I dish out are full of hilarious banter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love a funny verification. Most of the ones I dish out are full of hilarious banter. "
those are the best ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im yet to have one sure it will be really good though lol difficult for single guys how about getting cam verified or going to an event or meet posted on here believe me I've tried meet posted on here no one messages lol might have to be cam verified each event that is in my area are couples event no single males unfortunately there are cams on this siteoh okay yeah might have to look into that then the only veri i can give not on here is my ex claims that i gave her jelly legs when i slept with her lol well that's a good start"
i just tryed cam but I'm on mobile don't have a laptop at the moment unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im yet to have one sure it will be really good though lol difficult for single guys how about getting cam verified or going to an event or meet posted on here believe me I've tried meet posted on here no one messages lol might have to be cam verified each event that is in my area are couples event no single males unfortunately there are cams on this siteoh okay yeah might have to look into that then the only veri i can give not on here is my ex claims that i gave her jelly legs when i slept with her lol well that's a good starti just tryed cam but I'm on mobile don't have a laptop at the moment unfortunately

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there is a mobile cam section on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im yet to have one sure it will be really good though lol difficult for single guys how about getting cam verified or going to an event or meet posted on here believe me I've tried meet posted on here no one messages lol might have to be cam verified each event that is in my area are couples event no single males unfortunately there are cams on this siteoh okay yeah might have to look into that then the only veri i can give not on here is my ex claims that i gave her jelly legs when i slept with her lol well that's a good starti just tryed cam but I'm on mobile don't have a laptop at the moment unfortunately

there is a mobile cam section on here"
oh okay then thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once left a veri for a guy saying 'yeah he's ok', following easily the best meet I've ever had from this site (and he knew it)

We both had a giggle then I left him a proper veri, which he displayed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My latest one made me laugh

Ahhhh TT is back?!?