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I look in the mirror today and it finally hit me
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I looked in the mirror and thought "get beck in the gym you tubby bastard" then went straight to Greggs for a pulled pork lattice and a doughnut "
awesome x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mirror tells me I was gorgeous once, Now I have to relie on my brain to tell me & ignore the mirror
Luckily the odd message from a gorgeous lady on here agrees with my brain..xx
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You know the score haha
Hmmmm maybe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mirror tells me I was gorgeous once, Now I have to relie on my brain to tell me & ignore the mirror
Luckily the odd message from a gorgeous lady on here agrees with my brain..xx
S
You know the score haha
Hmmmm maybe "
behave yourself you cheeky buachaill |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"My mirror tells me I was gorgeous once, Now I have to relie on my brain to tell me & ignore the mirror
Luckily the odd message from a gorgeous lady on here agrees with my brain..xx
S
You know the score haha
Hmmmm maybe "
Lol, You know some might say that your constant comment after almost all my posts could be a sign that you feel that your place near the top of the male totty tree is being threatened by little ole me or that you are maybe slightly jealous of something or someone I have?
Me, I just think HmmmMaybe your bored
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mirror tells me I was gorgeous once, Now I have to relie on my brain to tell me & ignore the mirror
Luckily the odd message from a gorgeous lady on here agrees with my brain..xx
S
You know the score haha
Hmmmm maybe
Lol, You know some might say that your constant comment after almost all my posts could be a sign that you feel that your place near the top of the male totty tree is being threatened by little ole me or that you are maybe slightly jealous of something or someone I have?
Me, I just think HmmmMaybe your bored
S"
Totally spot on hahaha but I will not stop now |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"My mirror tells me I was gorgeous once, Now I have to relie on my brain to tell me & ignore the mirror
Luckily the odd message from a gorgeous lady on here agrees with my brain..xx
S
You know the score haha
Hmmmm maybe
Lol, You know some might say that your constant comment after almost all my posts could be a sign that you feel that your place near the top of the male totty tree is being threatened by little ole me or that you are maybe slightly jealous of something or someone I have?
Me, I just think HmmmMaybe your bored
S
Totally spot on hahaha but I will not stop now "
Lol, fill ya boots 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mirror tells me I was gorgeous once, Now I have to relie on my brain to tell me & ignore the mirror
Luckily the odd message from a gorgeous lady on here agrees with my brain..xx
S
You know the score haha
Hmmmm maybe
Lol, You know some might say that your constant comment after almost all my posts could be a sign that you feel that your place near the top of the male totty tree is being threatened by little ole me or that you are maybe slightly jealous of something or someone I have?
Me, I just think HmmmMaybe your bored
S
Totally spot on hahaha but I will not stop now
Lol, fill ya boots
S"
Hmmmm maybe |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"My mirror tells me I was gorgeous once, Now I have to relie on my brain to tell me & ignore the mirror
Luckily the odd message from a gorgeous lady on here agrees with my brain..xx
S
You know the score haha
Hmmmm maybe
Lol, You know some might say that your constant comment after almost all my posts could be a sign that you feel that your place near the top of the male totty tree is being threatened by little ole me or that you are maybe slightly jealous of something or someone I have?
Me, I just think HmmmMaybe your bored
S
Totally spot on hahaha but I will not stop now
Lol, fill ya boots
S
Hmmmm maybe "
Now now boys play nicely
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I look in the mirror and think
Yeah decent face but not ripped like most girls want.
But at the same time im 43 and I do t think im in TOO bad a shape"
I'm not sure what most girls want but plenty of women don't want 'ripped'.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nice tits
Ah, you are alive.
Thought you'd just set this up and fucked off
only the good die young
Strictly speaking that's not true, sadly "
your right ''Timmy Mallett'' still lives  |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"your right ''Timmy Mallett'' still lives "
Now Mallet DOES have that "vagina chewin a wasp" face.
For the record, that's not what I'd consider the case for the OP. More "diamond in the rough" (said in that deep voice of the Cave of Wonders in Aladdin). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll be the bar man....you might be waiting for a drink though as I'll be pretty pissed
Hmmm, yes, beach bar man would be ideal - we don't have one yet!! Can you do all the tricks?? "
i can make a pint of beer disappear |
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"I'll be the bar man....you might be waiting for a drink though as I'll be pretty pissed
Hmmm, yes, beach bar man would be ideal - we don't have one yet!! Can you do all the tricks??
i can make a pint of beer disappear "
Haha, that's fairly basic - but more than I can do! We could make up some hippie beach cocktails!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm fucking gorgeous 
It's often said on here that confidence is sexy.
So you should be knee deep by tea time. "
best lube my legs up and trim my toe nails then lol |
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"I'm fucking gorgeous
It's often said on here that confidence is sexy.
So you should be knee deep by tea time.
best lube my legs up and trim my toe nails then lol"
 Hahaha, the boy means business fo'sure! |
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guess you gotta love your self before anyone else does 
I suppose it makes a difference to the usual socks.
Nice nipples, OP.
That's why I keep my face pic private 
