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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well....
M ake sure everything is spotless...Nothing worse than going to someones "pit"
Clean bedding...just in case
Along with wash stuff. re towels.
Oh and ya condoms at the ready....
Then relax, chill, chat and dont rush things....sex may or may not happen...its a bonus to a nice night making "friends" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well....
M ake sure everything is spotless...Nothing worse than going to someones "pit"
Clean bedding...just in case
Along with wash stuff. re towels.
Oh and ya condoms at the ready....
Then relax, chill, chat and dont rush things....sex may or may not happen...its a bonus to a nice night making "friends" "
as above
oh have fun what its all about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well....
M ake sure everything is spotless...Nothing worse than going to someones "pit"
Clean bedding...just in case
Along with wash stuff. re towels.
Oh and ya condoms at the ready....
Then relax, chill, chat and dont rush things....sex may or may not happen...its a bonus to a nice night making "friends" "
damn
so thats where i was going wrong.
not a good idea to greet them stark naked apart from a pair of wellies and a bucket of jellied eels then
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clean pants incase a bus crashes thro wall and knocks you down...
That's what my mum taught me."
Lmao
well goes without saying, personal hygiene is tops. make sure your all scrubbed up clean and smelling edible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In some countries, the eels are more important then the willy
once i find out where it's off my holiday list
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And sometimes....they bigger than the willies
I must stop watching weird programmes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In some countries, the eels are more important then the willy
once i find out where it's off my holiday list
And sometimes....they bigger than the willies
I must stop watching weird programmes "
dont they eat them in holland eels that is lol |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"In some countries, the eels are more important then the willy
once i find out where it's off my holiday list
And sometimes....they bigger than the willies
I must stop watching weird programmes "
step away from the remote!!!!!! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Its not my fault i cant sleep and watch weird TV in the early hours
Hmmmmm think i needs a shag soon. lmao "
me first, I'm 3 1/2 weeks without. Apparently strenuous exercise is not good for my heart at the moment. Think I am healing up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its not my fault i cant sleep and watch weird TV in the early hours
Hmmmmm think i needs a shag soon. lmao
me first, I'm 3 1/2 weeks without. Apparently strenuous exercise is not good for my heart at the moment. Think I am healing up "
Think i got cobwebs |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Its not my fault i cant sleep and watch weird TV in the early hours
Hmmmmm think i needs a shag soon. lmao
me first, I'm 3 1/2 weeks without. Apparently strenuous exercise is not good for my heart at the moment. Think I am healing up
Think i got cobwebs "
eeewww, ya clatty midden!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its not my fault i cant sleep and watch weird TV in the early hours
Hmmmmm think i needs a shag soon. lmao
me first, I'm 3 1/2 weeks without. Apparently strenuous exercise is not good for my heart at the moment. Think I am healing up
Think i got cobwebs
eeewww, ya clatty midden!!!! "
Not me jack and danny...jeez !
I just been looking at me ceiling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its not my fault i cant sleep and watch weird TV in the early hours
Hmmmmm think i needs a shag soon. lmao
me first, I'm 3 1/2 weeks without. Apparently strenuous exercise is not good for my heart at the moment. Think I am healing up
Think i got cobwebs "
i have an extendable duster
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Its not my fault i cant sleep and watch weird TV in the early hours
Hmmmmm think i needs a shag soon. lmao
me first, I'm 3 1/2 weeks without. Apparently strenuous exercise is not good for my heart at the moment. Think I am healing up
Think i got cobwebs
eeewww, ya clatty midden!!!!
Not me jack and danny...jeez !
I just been looking at me ceiling "
ffs, you owe me a new kepboard ya faaaaannnnnaaaaayyyyy !!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its not my fault i cant sleep and watch weird TV in the early hours
Hmmmmm think i needs a shag soon. lmao
me first, I'm 3 1/2 weeks without. Apparently strenuous exercise is not good for my heart at the moment. Think I am healing up
Think i got cobwebs
eeewww, ya clatty midden!!!!
Not me jack and danny...jeez !
I just been looking at me ceiling
ffs, you owe me a new kepboard ya faaaaannnnnaaaaayyyyy !!!!!"
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"Best advice I can offer to a "new" single guy is, just make sure you turn up, don't let nerves get the better of you."
If he doesnt turn up...and the meets at his place... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Best advice I can offer to a "new" single guy is, just make sure you turn up, don't let nerves get the better of you.
If he doesnt turn up...and the meets at his place... "
thought that myself |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Best advice I can offer to a "new" single guy is, just make sure you turn up, don't let nerves get the better of you.
If he doesnt turn up...and the meets at his place...
thought that myself "
make sure you are in then |
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