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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A man is driving along a country road one night. Suddenly a rabbit comes into view. Being an animal lover, the man swerves in an attempt to avoid the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit moves the same way, and is hit by the car.
The man gets out to check on the rabbit, and finds it lying completely motionless. Feeling devastated, the man bursts into tears.
Another car comes along and the lady driver spots the man. She gets out and asks what's wrong. The devastated man tells her about the rabbit. The woman reaches into her handbag and pulls out a spray bottle. She then proceeds to spray a substance on the rabbit.
Amazingly, the rabbit gets up! It waves its paw at the man and the lady then begins to hop away. After 10 feet, the rabbit turns back towards them, waves its paw again, then hops away. Another 10 feet, and the rabbit waves again. Then again after another 10 feet, until the rabbit eventually disappears out of sight!
The man asks the lady what she sprayed onto the rabbit to make it recover like that. The lady passes the spray can to the man and he reads the label which says:
"Hair spray - revives dead hair, adds permanent wave"! |
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