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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It was only last week that i cut my grass, now its back longer than before...why does my garden hate me so much? lol
and how blooming quick do Dandilions grow?! like a mini field full.. pesky things.
Gotta love spring/summer  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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must be said the men in scottland are damm fine, however id need a translator for the majority of you scottish folk, and i prefer the warmer weather down here in the southwest xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How quick.......i only shaved me muff and legs last night and they are prickly already 
I offer a comprehensive muff trimming service at very reasonable rates...   "
I like it prickly...xxx  |
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I was rubbing my chin and it's quite prickly today as I haven't shaved for 2 days.
If I went down on a prickly foof I was wondering if it would create a fire hazard?
Or would it just be like human velcro?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was rubbing my chin and it's quite prickly today as I haven't shaved for 2 days.
If I went down on a prickly foof I was wondering if it would create a fire hazard?
Or would it just be like human velcro?
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o0o0 friction burn 
at least a woman would know your down on her by the slight scratching at her thigh.. |
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"I was rubbing my chin and it's quite prickly today as I haven't shaved for 2 days.
If I went down on a prickly foof I was wondering if it would create a fire hazard?
Or would it just be like human velcro?
o0o0 friction burn
at least a woman would know your down on her by the slight scratching at her thigh.. "
Erm excuse me, a lady would know if I was going down on her, chin hair or no chin hair... I like to sing 'Down at the bottom of the deep blue sea catching fishies for my tea' while I do it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How quick.......i only shaved me muff and legs last night and they are prickly already
I offer a comprehensive muff trimming service at very reasonable rates... "
will take you up on that xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"lol @ the terrible two some.
I've heard they are right tossers...so who are they then?
erm some monkey and a time traveller..
Sounds a bit dodgy, I'd keep away from that pair if I was you...  "
good job they live miles n miles away from me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"just a tad too far, never mind the thought was there.
xx0xx
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oh dammit.. im gonna invent some machine that if u actually fold a map of britain up so that the two locations are next to each other that it is possible to cut out all the excess travel haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"*calls for viccy boy & _unky monkey*
...working on it, working on it...once that damn fool of my past me realises the glitter doesn't help maybe we'll finally get somewhere....  "
He is probably in his office, munching a banana whilst hanging from a light fitting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*calls for viccy boy & _unky monkey*
...working on it, working on it...once that damn fool of my past me realises the glitter doesn't help maybe we'll finally get somewhere.... "
I am so getting to the point of wanting to really slap that ass. |
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"*calls for viccy boy & _unky monkey*
...working on it, working on it...once that damn fool of my past me realises the glitter doesn't help maybe we'll finally get somewhere....
I am so getting to the point of wanting to really slap that ass. "
I might just let you too |
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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago
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Mowed my lawn on Sunday as was a sea of dandelions and daisies - shawn of the s massacre occurred.
Just looked at the lawn - and there are two dandelions and lots of daisies again! It hasn't even been two days FFS. |
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