It's been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original research I'm proud to present the results.
REMOVING CLOTHES:
With consent............. 12 Calories
Without consent......... 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........... 8 Calories
With one hand............ 12 Calories
With your teeth.......... 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.......... 6 Calories
Without an erection..... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find clitoris....8 Calories
Trying to find the g-Spot.92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary............... 12 Calories
69 lying down............ 78 Calories
69 standing up.......... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow............. 216 Calories
Doggy Style............. 326 Calories
Italian chandelier.......912 Calories
ORGASM:
Real.................... 112 Calories
False................... 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging..... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately....36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...............816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old......... 36 Calories
30-39 years...............80 Calories
40-49 years..............124 Calories
50-59 years............. 972 Calories
60-69 years.............2916 Calories
70 and over.......... Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.................... 2 Calories
In a hurry............... 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door.....................1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.....................3521 Calories
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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago
Suffolk - East Anglia |
Hmm.
I am over 60, (wife and I still act like teenagers) and I get 3+ erections at every swingers party. I have cum four times at a party recently.
By your reckoning I should be as slim as a rake, as it is I am average, ,........
Thanks for the stats though  |
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love that! 