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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"The great beer factory in the sky awaits us... 
and the strippers as well 
I hope they do cider as well, I'm not keen on beer....  "
oi am a coider drinker
oi drinks it all of the dao
oooaaarr oooaaarr ay
oooaaarr oooaaarr ay
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"The great beer factory in the sky awaits us...
and the strippers as well
I hope they do cider as well, I'm not keen on beer....
oi am a coider drinker
oi drinks it all of the dao
oooaaarr oooaaarr ay
oooaaarr oooaaarr ay
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I'm so glad you have filled my mind with such a classic song for the nexy 3 months or more...thanks Wendy. |
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"The great beer factory in the sky awaits us...
and the strippers as well
I hope they do cider as well, I'm not keen on beer....
I like all of the alcohols, can I come?"
Sure, just acknowledge his great noodleness and let him touch you with a pasta strand. |
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"The great beer factory in the sky awaits us...
and the strippers as well
I hope they do cider as well, I'm not keen on beer....
I like all of the alcohols, can I come?
only if you like us beleave pirates are absolute divine beings  "
Not those nasty Somalians though, there not proper pirates, not a tricorn or parrot in sight!! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
tonight's prayer session shall commence with:
Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in the colander, Swallowed be thy sauce.
Thy serving come, Thy strands be wrung On forks as they are on spoons.
Give us this day our garlic bread, And forgive us our starchiness,
As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss,
And lead us not into Kraft parmessan, But deliver us from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee, For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. R'Amen.
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"tonight's prayer session shall commence with:
Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in the colander, Swallowed be thy sauce.
Thy serving come, Thy strands be wrung On forks as they are on spoons.
Give us this day our garlic bread, And forgive us our starchiness,
As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss,
And lead us not into Kraft parmessan, But deliver us from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee, For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. R'Amen.
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you to missie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lmao
well im not a pasta lover 
But like gnocci in a four cheese sauce. and a nice veg rissotto .
end of "
oi risotto's like swearing in here, you mind yer bliddy sanguage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i need some chilli tomoto pasta and some noce wine 
Is that sweet chilli sauce or firey hot chilli sauce "
proper made tomoatoe and fresh red chillis in the sauce with chicken pasta x
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"!!!!!Heretics!!!!!
There is only one true pasta!!
have offtended the Great Flying spaghetti Monster brother _nvictus temptation was too much  "
Take penance by drinking stale beer and not looking at strippers for a week, then you may be forgiven... |
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"!!!!!Heretics!!!!!
There is only one true pasta!!
have offtended the Great Flying spaghetti Monster brother _nvictus temptation was too much "
i know this great Italian in Birmingham city centre and the garlic bread is lush |
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"!!!!!Heretics!!!!!
There is only one true pasta!!
have offtended the Great Flying spaghetti Monster brother _nvictus temptation was too much
i know this great Italian in Birmingham city centre and the garlic bread is lush "
hope they have a good quality wine nice red will do |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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i must confess,i am a fallen pastafarian.
the hair,i liked,the hat,i liked,i even liked,the orange stained,t shirt.
so it was with great sadness,when i had to leave the faith.
i just found it impossible,to get the linguine,into a spliff.
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"i must confess,i am a fallen pastafarian.
the hair,i liked,the hat,i liked,i even liked,the orange stained,t shirt.
so it was with great sadness,when i had to leave the faith.
i just found it impossible,to get the linguine,into a spliff.
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Maybe you should consider the Invisible Pink Unicorn instead? |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"i must confess,i am a fallen pastafarian.
the hair,i liked,the hat,i liked,i even liked,the orange stained,t shirt.
so it was with great sadness,when i had to leave the faith.
i just found it impossible,to get the linguine,into a spliff.
Maybe you should consider the Invisible Pink Unicorn instead? "
mrs saucy's a practising worshiper.
there's nothing she likes more,
than an invisible pink member.
with the constant horn.
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