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Thursday is rant day - Where is Markoh?
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over a year ago
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I don't know, I have a couple of weeks away and the place has gone to pot.
Next we'll be having Face Pic Friday on a Monday.
Who's supposed to be in charge round here?
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"I don't know, I have a couple of weeks away and the place has gone to pot.
Next we'll be having Face Pic Friday on a Monday.
Who's supposed to be in charge round here?
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Nobody. This is a loony house 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"nothing to moan about here ............yet
Yet? 
MrsSB
well that blooming dog hasnt barked ........yet
We woke up with some lovely heavy machinery drilling at 7am
MrsSB "
oooooooooo complain - not supposed to start noises until 8 am |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had my rant this morning. Vented some vexation in the forum and feel so much better. (Now I'm awake). 
I saw it. I was to scared to comment.
MrsSB "
Do not fear me my Spanish Lady. I am but a mere pussy cat with the roar of a lion.
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"nothing to moan about here ............yet
Yet?
MrsSB
well that blooming dog hasnt barked ........yet
We woke up with some lovely heavy machinery drilling at 7am
MrsSB
oooooooooo complain - not supposed to start noises until 8 am "
Some emergency water pipe thing
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By (user no longer on site)
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"nothing to moan about here ............yet
Yet?
MrsSB
well that blooming dog hasnt barked ........yet
We woke up with some lovely heavy machinery drilling at 7am
MrsSB
oooooooooo complain - not supposed to start noises until 8 am
Some emergency water pipe thing
MrsSB "
ah well - guess thats allowed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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am going to rant here coz me puppy is far to cute to stay mad at when he give his soooooooowey mummy eyes
go for me bath n when when i come down the little twat has emptied the feckin bin all over the kitchen floor torn the livin out shit outta 1 of me big cushions fukin white stuffin all over the lounge n to add insult to injury he has chompmed on me new sexy knickers i only bought yesterday arggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
rant over ohhhhhhhhh that was cathartic lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well !! I have nobody to fuck today yet  "
Yet..... it's only 9.49.
Send a few faf messages, don't forget to include a cock pic.
You'll be knee deep in clunge by noon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone say my name?
Your name was mentioned 3 times on this thread before you appeared Markoh Are you related to Beetlejuice x "
No hold on, I'm spartacus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone say my name?
Your name was mentioned 3 times on this thread before you appeared Markoh Are you related to Beetlejuice x "
Noooooo I'm er um ooh agghhh......
BANG!!!!!
*Head explodes.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"am going to rant here coz me puppy is far to cute to stay mad at when he give his soooooooowey mummy eyes
go for me bath n when when i come down the little twat has emptied the feckin bin all over the kitchen floor torn the livin out shit outta 1 of me big cushions fukin white stuffin all over the lounge n to add insult to injury he has chompmed on me new sexy knickers i only bought yesterday arggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
rant over ohhhhhhhhh that was cathartic lol "
Should have bought a kitten. Wrong option.
#nosympathy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I rant??
Go for it, dude!
Oi!!!!!! 
Do you need a rant too, Markoh?
Let it out. Let rage be unconfined. "
Well.........
Firstly I need to have a "quiet word" (  nudge nudge ) with the fucker responsible for poisoning me...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a rant. I finally have a decent thigh pic on a Thursday (granted the decent thighs aren't my own) and there is no thigh thread. 
And no, I'm not starting one. That way madness lies."
Are you suggesting that you don't already have the madness? |
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"Rant: BT Customer Help Line.
There are no words.
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh"
There are currently 2345 people in front of you, please continue to hold your call is very important to us *plays annoying music* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rant: BT Customer Help Line.
There are no words.
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh"
Two and a half hours later. Still dealing with BT, though with some canny googling, I am through to a UK call centre and have only had to retell the story once so far. Angry doesn't begin to cover it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft "
Just use Markohs thread she hijacked it anyway xx |
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft
Just use Markohs thread she hijacked it anyway xx"
Aha thank you kindly (don't suppose you'd fish this midge out of my cuppa?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rant: BT Customer Help Line.
There are no words.
Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhh"
One day I'll distribute my three letters of complaint to BT.
Tosspots extraordinaire. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wankers in the office that palm of their work to you and get them to do it
Fuck that - told boss I am not doing it and my boss was like yep I will have a word with them
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Seems like it's sorted, why are you ranting? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft "
You're not paying attention, there IS a fancy a Fuck thread running.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft
Just use Markohs thread she hijacked it anyway xx"
It's a day of confusing threads. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft
Just use Markohs thread she hijacked it anyway xx
Aha thank you kindly (don't suppose you'd fish this midge out of my cuppa?) "
I read that as "minge"...  |
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft
Just use Markohs thread she hijacked it anyway xx
Aha thank you kindly (don't suppose you'd fish this midge out of my cuppa?)
I read that as "minge"... "
Markoh this is my thread. Stop replying and go back to the fancy a fuck one or you rather keep this one and I take over fancy a fuck one.
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft
Just use Markohs thread she hijacked it anyway xx
Aha thank you kindly (don't suppose you'd fish this midge out of my cuppa?)
I read that as "minge"... "
Oh ffs, your running fancy a fuck, Mrs SB is running the rant and to top it off there's a 'minge' in my tea?!?
*curls into a ball and starts rocking* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rant- I want an fmf with my partner where the F will understand that I am bendy rather than bi!!!!
Good luck.
BTW, I want a pony. "
I know someone who can sell you a pony! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft
Just use Markohs thread she hijacked it anyway xx
Aha thank you kindly (don't suppose you'd fish this midge out of my cuppa?) "
I would if I could reach! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft
Just use Markohs thread she hijacked it anyway xx
Aha thank you kindly (don't suppose you'd fish this midge out of my cuppa?)
I read that as "minge"...
Oh ffs, your running fancy a fuck, Mrs SB is running the rant and to top it off there's a 'minge' in my tea?!?
*curls into a ball and starts rocking*"
There there, the weirdness will be over soon...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rant- I want an fmf with my partner where the F will understand that I am bendy rather than bi!!!!
Good luck.
BTW, I want a pony.
I know someone who can sell you a pony!"
I don't really want a pony, I actually want glue..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bloody midge just landed in my tea
I'm stupidly horny this afternoon and MrsSB doesn't have a fancy a fuck thread going
Pfffffft
Just use Markohs thread she hijacked it anyway xx
Aha thank you kindly (don't suppose you'd fish this midge out of my cuppa?)
I would if I could reach! "
You're closer than me....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm having a late moan.
My meet tonight was cancelled and I'm seriously pissed
Boo- that sucks x"
I know someone who goes by the username Boo, And she sucks as well
or so I have been told |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hate it when you're standing next to the door on the train and people expect you to press the button to open it even though there's another person with their finger on the button on the other side.
Newsflash: you do not require 2 people to open the door.
Rant over. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm having a late moan.
My meet tonight was cancelled and I'm seriously pissed
Not good.
Would a hug help?
I would love a hug please, a long one "
My pleasure. And you're not a million miles away either.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm having a late moan.
My meet tonight was cancelled and I'm seriously pissed
Not good.
Would a hug help?
I would love a hug please, a long one
My pleasure. And you're not a million miles away either.... "
20 miles... you can almost touch me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I go away for a couple of werks for goodness sake whats happening
Oh thank god your back, they're all running riot in here knitter "
Sorry still on holibobs you'll need to sort them out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm having a late moan.
My meet tonight was cancelled and I'm seriously pissed
Not good.
Would a hug help?
I would love a hug please, a long one
My pleasure. And you're not a million miles away either....
20 miles... you can almost touch me "
So close, and yet I can feel a but in the air.
As opposed to feeling a butt..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I go away for a couple of werks for goodness sake whats happening
Oh thank god your back, they're all running riot in here knitter "
Anarchy and chaos....
*puts pants on head and runs through the thread...
**wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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"I go away for a couple of werks for goodness sake whats happening
Oh thank god your back, they're all running riot in here knitter
Anarchy and chaos....
*puts pants on head and runs through the thread...
**wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Give me my pants back you |
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"Old people who park in parent n child spaces "
I park in them at night, kids should be in bed by then.
And since when was having kids a disability? Sure wider spaces are great but they don't have to be right by the door |
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"Old people who park in parent n child spaces
I park in them at night, kids should be in bed by then.
And since when was having kids a disability? Sure wider spaces are great but they don't have to be right by the door "
That's not a rant, just information |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I go away for a couple of werks for goodness sake whats happening
Oh thank god your back, they're all running riot in here knitter
Anarchy and chaos....
*puts pants on head and runs through the thread...
**wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Give me my pants back you "
Gladly. There's not enough fabric to keep me ears warm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Old people who park in parent n child spaces
I park in them at night, kids should be in bed by then.
And since when was having kids a disability? Sure wider spaces are great but they don't have to be right by the door
That's not a rant, just information "
Noted. |
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