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This is not a joke. In Paddington in London a "coffee and blow job" cafe is opening in December. Looking like a complete first for this control and apparently the owners are working with police and lawers to sort it out correctly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would you pay for the bj and get the coffee for free or the other way round I wonder, can girls go in and their foofs licked too or is it a male only cafe. Wouldn't mind a part time job if they can  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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There's a massive health and safety risk. Just imagine being on your knees in front of a guy, cock in your mouth and he squirms due to the blow job he's enjoying whilst holding a hot beverage? Could be painful... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You sure it's not a blow dry and you are looking at a hairdressers? 
That's what I said....
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haha this can't be true I'm not sure if that would be legal if it is I'm selling my shares in costa coffee lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You sure it's not a blow dry and you are looking at a hairdressers?
That's what I said....
haha this can't be true I'm not sure if that would be legal if it is I'm selling my shares in costa coffee lol"
massive pile of steaming moo cow poo.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.
Wonder what he will think of this?"
I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.
Bolshevite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You sure it's not a blow dry and you are looking at a hairdressers?
That's what I said....
haha this can't be true I'm not sure if that would be legal if it is I'm selling my shares in costa coffee lol
Interesting way of saying the 'b' word. Haha
massive pile of steaming moo cow poo...."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.
Wonder what he will think of this?
I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.
Bolshevite"
Really  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It says 50 quid a bj plus 10 quid for every 15 minutes extra, I was in cologne last year and in a similar place you could do what you like for 50 euros, sounds like an expensive bj, I bet the coffee won't be cheap either x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.
Wonder what he will think of this?
I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.
Bolshevite
Really "
Yes, really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.
Wonder what he will think of this?
I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.
Bolshevite
Really
Yes, really."
You can explain why if you want. I gave a reason as to why he banned a poster. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.
Wonder what he will think of this?
I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.
Bolshevite
Really
Yes, really.
You can explain why if you want. I gave a reason as to why he banned a poster. "
This thread is about coffee and blow jobs.
See above.
Your comment is mounted on a wall somewhere I'm sure.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.
Wonder what he will think of this?
I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.
Bolshevite
Really
Yes, really.
You can explain why if you want. I gave a reason as to why he banned a poster. "
He banned it as part of an election pledge against negative body images in advertising - and women thinking skinny is the norm.
Now I'm no left wing liberal, but in this case you're wrong - it's not a religious thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.
Wonder what he will think of this?
I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.
Bolshevite
Really
Yes, really.
You can explain why if you want. I gave a reason as to why he banned a poster.
He banned it as part of an election pledge against negative body images in advertising - and women thinking skinny is the norm.
Now I'm no left wing liberal, but in this case you're wrong - it's not a religious thing. "
I thank you dear Dan.
You said what I wanted to shout.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The naked resturant in London already has a 46K waiting list anything like this allways does well"
It must be a very big block they're all queuing round, they'll all catch their death too, naked in the rain and all that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.
Wonder what he will think of this?
I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.
Bolshevite
Really
Yes, really.
You can explain why if you want. I gave a reason as to why he banned a poster.
He banned it as part of an election pledge against negative body images in advertising - and women thinking skinny is the norm.
Now I'm no left wing liberal, but in this case you're wrong - it's not a religious thing. "
No, of course not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would live to work there !! Fully trained barista and apparently ok at giving head too."
Practice to perfection on me if you like, I'm very helpful like that x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.
Wonder what he will think of this?
I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.
Bolshevite
Really
Yes, really.
You can explain why if you want. I gave a reason as to why he banned a poster.
He banned it as part of an election pledge against negative body images in advertising - and women thinking skinny is the norm.
Now I'm no left wing liberal, but in this case you're wrong - it's not a religious thing.
No, of course not. "
the poster was the subject of a high profile campaign,long before the mayor had any comment on it..as for the cafe, the location seems daft...they'll be the most expensive hookers in the middle of a pretty rough red light district! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Our wonderful mayor stopped beach ready posters on the underground because it offended his religion.
Wonder what he will think of this?
I'd imagine the same as he'd think of your remark.
Bolshevite
Really
Yes, really.
You can explain why if you want. I gave a reason as to why he banned a poster.
He banned it as part of an election pledge against negative body images in advertising - and women thinking skinny is the norm.
Now I'm no left wing liberal, but in this case you're wrong - it's not a religious thing.
No, of course not.
the poster was the subject of a high profile campaign,long before the mayor had any comment on it..as for the cafe, the location seems daft...they'll be the most expensive hookers in the middle of a pretty rough red light district!"
Not hard. You seen em down Sussex gardens |
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"Perfect job for me, I'm addicted to skinny vanilla lattes and sucking cock, where do I apply for a job?
I have the owners contact details  "
Tell him.to open a Bristol branch and ill run it for him , hey all my FAB cocksucking girlie friends behind the bar! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends what type of coffee they sell
It's £50 and includes 15 minute blow job
15 minutes is no good to me to be honest 
£10 per extra 15 minutes, so for £10 you get coffee and 30 minute blowjob"
£60 more like, you forgot the initial £50 for the first 15 minutes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public? "
According to the article you get given an ipad with your coffee and you select a girl from the thumbnail pics on the ipad x |
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"Perfect job for me, I'm addicted to skinny vanilla lattes and sucking cock, where do I apply for a job?
I have the owners contact details
Tell him.to open a Bristol branch and ill run it for him , hey all my FAB cocksucking girlie friends behind the bar! "
Open up your own ? |
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"Perfect job for me, I'm addicted to skinny vanilla lattes and sucking cock, where do I apply for a job?
I have the owners contact details
Tell him.to open a Bristol branch and ill run it for him , hey all my FAB cocksucking girlie friends behind the bar!
Open up your own ?"
Dragons den here I come! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public?
Employed girls, did you want to work there?"
How much do you think gets passed on to the employees? Also do you think it could be extended to include rimmimg? Sounds like a dream job if I could have some bums to lick. |
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"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public?
Employed girls, did you want to work there?
How much do you think gets passed on to the employees? Also do you think it could be extended to include rimmimg? Sounds like a dream job if I could have some bums to lick. "
Oh my god I would pay double for you! |
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"Perfect job for me, I'm addicted to skinny vanilla lattes and sucking cock, where do I apply for a job?
I have the owners contact details
Tell him.to open a Bristol branch and ill run it for him , hey all my FAB cocksucking girlie friends behind the bar!
It would be a "yes" from me lol
Open up your own ?
Dragons den here I come!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public?
Employed girls, did you want to work there?
How much do you think gets passed on to the employees? Also do you think it could be extended to include rimmimg? Sounds like a dream job if I could have some bums to lick.
Oh my god I would pay double for you! "
I used to work in costas so I can make coffee as well! |
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"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public?
Employed girls, did you want to work there?
How much do you think gets passed on to the employees? Also do you think it could be extended to include rimmimg? Sounds like a dream job if I could have some bums to lick.
You are the perfect member of staff. Can I place an order now?
Oh my god I would pay double for you!
I used to work in costas so I can make coffee as well!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public?
Employed girls, did you want to work there?
How much do you think gets passed on to the employees? Also do you think it could be extended to include rimmimg? Sounds like a dream job if I could have some bums to lick.
Oh my god I would pay double for you!
I used to work in costas so I can make coffee as well!"
lol |
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"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public?
Employed girls, did you want to work there?
How much do you think gets passed on to the employees? Also do you think it could be extended to include rimmimg? Sounds like a dream job if I could have some bums to lick.
Oh my god I would pay double for you!
I used to work in costas so I can make coffee as well!"
Perfect member of staff , can I place an order now from you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public?
Employed girls, did you want to work there?
How much do you think gets passed on to the employees? Also do you think it could be extended to include rimmimg? Sounds like a dream job if I could have some bums to lick. "
 can I take you home, I think I love you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public?
Employed girls, did you want to work there?"
I think I'm happy doing it for free thanks |
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"I want to know who supplies the blowjobs. The cafe or the public?
Employed girls, did you want to work there?
I think I'm happy doing it for free thanks "
But remember you couldn't pick and choose lol |
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Keep cocks and coffee seperate please - never the twain should meet! 
