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Help me, someone please find my son

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Gone are the goth clothes and grunge haircut, in comes the swept back hair and smart polo shirt's, gone is the Harry Enfield Kevin attitude and in comes the Hi Mum want a cuppa or anything at the shops, gone is the fucking hell I'm sure theres a carpet under all this shite to Mum can I have the Hoover please....And Why? I hear you say....He has a Girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wish my son would get a girlfriend and spend weekends at hers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she is obviously a good influence on him best start talk wedding bells before she gets away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My son has a girlfriend, didn't enspire him to tidy his room though

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"Gone are the goth clothes and grunge haircut, in comes the swept back hair and smart polo shirt's, gone is the Harry Enfield Kevin attitude and in comes the Hi Mum want a cuppa or anything at the shops, gone is the fucking hell I'm sure theres a carpet under all this shite to Mum can I have the Hoover please....And Why? I hear you say....He has a Girlfriend

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Don't let his girl friend move in , it will be as bad again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

omg i am fearful of the day my child discovers boys.. i feel nervous already that she is talking about love and marriage.. she's 6

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Before even getting to the end I thought "boy has gone and discovered girls"

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Sadly my son and his gf are both grots. If they moved in together they would drown under all their slothness and crap. Her mother and I joke about it alllllllll the time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"omg i am fearful of the day my child discovers boys.. i feel nervous already that she is talking about love and marriage.. she's 6

Mine is almost 10 and obsessed with a 6 pack. Ive lost count of how many times I've caught him flexing in the mirror....no idea where he gets that from

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"omg i am fearful of the day my child discovers boys.. i feel nervous already that she is talking about love and marriage.. she's 6

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Start saving cute weddings are exspensive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

daughters room is pigsty whoever comes around - shes moving out in a few weeks and god help him - he has been warned

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh and by the way who the fuck is Henry LLoyd and why is your gear so fooking exspensive

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have to say my heart sank a little when i read the heading - in a worried concerned way

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Hide the car keys .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"omg i am fearful of the day my child discovers boys.. i feel nervous already that she is talking about love and marriage.. she's 6

Mine is almost 10 and obsessed with a 6 pack. Ive lost count of how many times I've caught him flexing in the mirror....no idea where he gets that from

hahaha i do wonder lol...

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

You are joking but you are going to miss him when he moves out.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pmsl Love it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

How old is he ali? It is indeed a wonderful day they remember they have the ability to string words and sentences together and not just grunt

Word of warning, buy a breathing mask, it damn near chokes you going in the bathroom after theyve been in and sprayed whatever it is over themselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hide the car keys .

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He's a young cool dude these day's wouldn't be seen dead in a Renault

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How old is he ali? It is indeed a wonderful day they remember they have the ability to string words and sentences together and not just grunt

Word of warning, buy a breathing mask, it damn near chokes you going in the bathroom after theyve been in and sprayed whatever it is over themselves

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16 next tuesday

and yeah we have gas masks when its shower time and the dogs scratch to be out into the garden

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poor sod!...he will learn hahah

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Does the same happen to little ladies if they get boyfriends??

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does the same happen to little ladies if they get boyfriends??"
we have that to come although our daughter is pristine clean, she's always cleaning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She must be some special girl. My lad has had a girlfriend for about 6 weeks. He's not invited her around yet. I don't think she'd like his floordrobe!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does the same happen to little ladies if they get boyfriends??we have that to come although our daughter is pristine clean, she's always cleaning

not to mine - she was great when she had the small room as soon as she swapped she went mad messy and stayed that way

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

"Oh and by the way who the fuck is Henry LLoyd and why is your gear so fooking exspensive

Henri Lloyd is a sailing clothing manufacturer that suddenly became a label to wear...remember an old college mate who got bought a jacket for her 21st "look it's got a key ring clip built in"..I replied "no Gail thats the safety harness clip so you don't fall in the water" trying hard not to laugh :D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh and by the way who the fuck is Henry LLoyd and why is your gear so fooking exspensive

you can thank Angus Lloyd and Henri Strezlecki for the expensive yacht wear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And you heard the 'Hallelujah Chorus' when you came around after fainting from the ensuing shock!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh and by the way who the fuck is Henry LLoyd and why is your gear so fooking exspensive

you can thank Angus Lloyd and Henri Strezlecki for the expensive yacht wear "
I'm dreading him asking for Stone Island

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh and by the way who the fuck is Henry LLoyd and why is your gear so fooking exspensive

you can thank Angus Lloyd and Henri Strezlecki for the expensive yacht wear I'm dreading him asking for Stone Island

Haha it only gets worse, wait until he wants a moncler jacket

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

There comes a time when parents have to let go

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh and by the way who the fuck is Henry LLoyd and why is your gear so fooking exspensive

you can thank Angus Lloyd and Henri Strezlecki for the expensive yacht wear I'm dreading him asking for Stone Island

Haha it only gets worse, wait until he wants a moncler jacket "
I do not even want to Google that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

its a phase

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I think that's lovely OP

We're on holiday atm, my eldest is 15 next week. He's hooked up with some kids who are the same age but so much more streetwise than him. I'm trying to encourage him to practice his flirting skills and get so easy tips from these other kids before we go home!!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

Happens to us all..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think that's lovely OP

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

When my brother was started dating his gf - he stole my play condoms from my box

Fucker

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By *al2001Man over a year ago

kildare

My youngest is a 13 yr old,6'1" looker who plays guitar in a band.

Yesterday alone 2 girls called to my mothers house looking for him because they heard she was his gran and he might be there. Fucker has groupies already. I do worry

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

"My youngest is a 13 yr old,6'1" looker who plays guitar in a band.

Yesterday alone 2 girls called to my mothers house looking for him because they heard she was his gran and he might be there. Fucker has groupies already. I do worry"

Get round ur moms hal when they call say no he's not here but I am his dad can I assist u

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"There comes a time when parents have to let go "

Oh & just you wait!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My son just phoned to invite me out for lunch, courtesy of his first payday.

I must have gotten something right after all in raising him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best hope they don't break up, he might go back into old habits lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My youngest is a 13 yr old,6'1" looker who plays guitar in a band.

Yesterday alone 2 girls called to my mothers house looking for him because they heard she was his gran and he might be there. Fucker has groupies already. I do worry

Get round ur moms hal when they call say no he's not here but I am his dad can I assist u

That's a stupid suggestion, the guy's son is 13!! How old do you suppose the girls are??? Maybe you should engage your brain before posting x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

A really funny story with callum. He went on an aircadets holiday for a week and it was girls and boys. He was horried, they where going to have a disco on the friday night and all week girls where coming up and asking him to go and one kissed him

he refused to go to the disco and was disgusted with the short skirts they where wearing. Less than 2 years later he found his confidence and i just couldnt keep up with the amount of girlfriends. He still gets embarressed when i tell him that story

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By *essiCouple over a year ago

suffolk

We can only live in hope...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i remember them day well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My little girl is 8 in to girls already don't know where she gets that from. She find boys one day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My youngest son is 19. Am still running round after him. The biggest conversation I've had out of him lately is my car needs an MOT, what should I do.

Spoilt him to much growing up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My youngest is a 13 yr old,6'1" looker who plays guitar in a band.

Yesterday alone 2 girls called to my mothers house looking for him because they heard she was his gran and he might be there. Fucker has groupies already. I do worry

Get round ur moms hal when they call say no he's not here but I am his dad can I assist u

13 year olds?

Reaaaaaaallllllly?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"omg i am fearful of the day my child discovers boys.. i feel nervous already that she is talking about love and marriage.. she's 6

Little ones 11 and she talks about how she will marry when she is 16 and have this perfect life. I just laugh to myself. Sure she will grow up soon enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awwwww my daughter's are 14 & 12 my oldest is very into fashion and make up but she wants to be a physiologist so she's staying away from boys atm. My youngest is a gamer! She only wears black high dms black leggings cod t shirts camo jacket cod beanie and wait for it......make up!

She looks like a boss.

xxx

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By *al2001Man over a year ago

kildare

"My youngest is a 13 yr old,6'1" looker who plays guitar in a band.

Yesterday alone 2 girls called to my mothers house looking for him because they heard she was his gran and he might be there. Fucker has groupies already. I do worry

Get round ur moms hal when they call say no he's not here but I am his dad can I assist u

Ci knows me and my sick humour. I'm not that sick tho cj

Grown men shouldn't even converse with unrelated young uns.

If I saw them coming up my driveway I'd have set the dogs on them

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm glad it isn't a missing child, just a transformed one. Like Transformers they are capable of changing back.

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By *ngandnickCouple over a year ago

Haverhill

Lovely post, makes a refreshing change!!!

Made me smile as I remembered my two growing up

Thank you OP X

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By *al2001Man over a year ago

kildare

My life's plan is to never let my boys go. Ever

I'll spoil them and build on private self contained rooms for them and their girlfriends then wives then families. Kind of like south fork on Dallas but happier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well done to your son,

Mine had one but she didn't improve it much; just smoked his , fucked his friends and left her hygiene products over the floor and the sound of her gobbling out of the bedroom window, I guess she didn't swollow .

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By *al2001Man over a year ago

kildare

"Well done to your son,

She sounds kinda hot

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By *al2001Man over a year ago

kildare

"Well done to your son,

She sounds kinda hot

Apart from the not swallowing bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh so happy to hear at some point the carpet will reappear in my son's room again !!

There is light at the end of the tunnel

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By *al2001Man over a year ago

kildare

"Oh so happy to hear at some point the carpet will reappear in my son's room again !!

There is light at the end of the tunnel

I'd throw out any carpet that had been in a teenage boys room. Believe me I was 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lovely post, makes a refreshing change!!!

Made me smile as I remembered my two growing up

Thank you OP X"
Your welcome its Lovely to see a carpet you chose a few year ago again

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

"she is obviously a good influence on him best start talk wedding bells before she gets away

Or contraception

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm glad it isn't a missing child, just a transformed one. Like Transformers they are capable of changing back.

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I'm sorry for the title of the thread and any offence caused, I should of worded it better x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahaha god blass him. That made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh so happy to hear at some point the carpet will reappear in my son's room again !!

There is light at the end of the tunnel

I'd throw out any carpet that had been in a teenage boys room. Believe me I was 1"

oh god noooo !!

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