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"This thread isnt very nice
I'll say.
I've got a terrible itch and no one to scratch it
Pfft, welcome to my life.
I'll scratch your nose if you scratch mine?"
Oh, wait a mo', I'm in a straight jacket |
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as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.
I can safely say the food is AWFUL!
The ambience is lacking to say the least.
There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya
and the telly never works. |
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"I broke out of a military stockade in 1972 to the LA underground..this gonna be ez
Just the person.
I have a problem and no one else can help.
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I'm on special offer too... consider me hired |
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"I love what they've done with the place. Cushioned walls and plastic everything. It's very retro darling.
And we have crayons. Glittery ones. "
We don't have to eat them like the crayon eating lady in the corner do we? |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
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"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.
I can safely say the food is AWFUL!
The ambience is lacking to say the least.
There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya
and the telly never works."
This is our secure unit. Ours is much better.
We're getting leopard print padded walls soon. |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I love what they've done with the place. Cushioned walls and plastic everything. It's very retro darling.
And we have crayons. Glittery ones.
We don't have to eat them like the crayon eating lady in the corner do we? "
It's optional, not mandatory |
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"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.
I can safely say the food is AWFUL!
The ambience is lacking to say the least.
There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya
and the telly never works.
This is our secure unit. Ours is much better.
We're getting leopard print padded walls soon."
It's the glass doors you need to pad. |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
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"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.
I can safely say the food is AWFUL!
The ambience is lacking to say the least.
There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya
and the telly never works.
This is our secure unit. Ours is much better.
We're getting leopard print padded walls soon.
It's the glass doors you need to pad."
Duly noted. I'll let our designers know.
TINA! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.
I can safely say the food is AWFUL!
The ambience is lacking to say the least.
There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya
and the telly never works.
This is our secure unit. Ours is much better.
We're getting leopard print padded walls soon.
It's the glass doors you need to pad.
Duly noted. I'll let our designers know.
TINA!"
made me laugh.... |
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"This thread isnt very nice
I'll say.
I've got a terrible itch and no one to scratch it
Pfft, welcome to my life.
I'll scratch your nose if you scratch mine?
Oh, wait a mo', I'm in a straight jacket "
Rub your face on the wall |
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"I love what they've done with the place. Cushioned walls and plastic everything. It's very retro darling.
And we have crayons. Glittery ones. "
Crayons? |
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"This thread isnt very nice
I'll say.
I've got a terrible itch and no one to scratch it
Pfft, welcome to my life.
I'll scratch your nose if you scratch mine?
Oh, wait a mo', I'm in a straight jacket
Rub your face on the wall "
*beats face repeatedly against leopard print padded walls*
Nope. Not working |
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"This thread isnt very nice
I'll say.
I've got a terrible itch and no one to scratch it
Pfft, welcome to my life.
I'll scratch your nose if you scratch mine?
Oh, wait a mo', I'm in a straight jacket
Rub your face on the wall
*beats face repeatedly against leopard print padded walls*
Nope. Not working "
Try harder. |
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"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.
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Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right? |
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"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.
Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right? " i can laugh hysterically and write a book about the antics we got up to but i was answering the ops question. Its also pretty hard to hang on to a sense of humour when they pu you on drugs that take away all your emotions |
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"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.
Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right? "
A LOT is tested when you're in a secure unit.
A sense of survival is what I found kicked in first.
"Orange is the new Black" comes to mind when thinking of last time in a secure unit!
Laughter can be useful if you're in the frame of mind to laugh.
I laughed at the horror of it.
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.
Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right? "
It's also quite clearly a joke thread playing on the title of another thread.
And most of us joke about being bonkers, nutty and crazy on here at times.
We have threads about people losing their marbles because they've put the remote control in the fridge and are trying to change the channel of the tv with a bottle of ketchup. |
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"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.
Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?
A LOT is tested when you're in a secure unit.
A sense of survival is what I found kicked in first.
"Orange is the new Black" comes to mind when thinking of last time in a secure unit!
Laughter can be useful if you're in the frame of mind to laugh.
I laughed at the horror of it.
"
Yup... some of it is horrifying. I used to work in one... I think whilst it is a pretty serious topic, the intention of the thread was a play on words from a different thread rather than anything else. I might be wrong but that's how I read it. |
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"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.
Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?
A LOT is tested when you're in a secure unit.
A sense of survival is what I found kicked in first.
"Orange is the new Black" comes to mind when thinking of last time in a secure unit!
Laughter can be useful if you're in the frame of mind to laugh.
I laughed at the horror of it.
Yup... some of it is horrifying. I used to work in one... I think whilst it is a pretty serious topic, the intention of the thread was a play on words from a different thread rather than anything else. I might be wrong but that's how I read it. "
Yep, that's exactly how I read it too |
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"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.
Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?
It's also quite clearly a joke thread playing on the title of another thread.
And most of us joke about being bonkers, nutty and crazy on here at times.
We have threads about people losing their marbles because they've put the remote control in the fridge and are trying to change the channel of the tv with a bottle of ketchup." not everyone saw the other thread. You asked a queation people are answering and some from personal experience |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.
Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?
It's also quite clearly a joke thread playing on the title of another thread.
And most of us joke about being bonkers, nutty and crazy on here at times.
We have threads about people losing their marbles because they've put the remote control in the fridge and are trying to change the channel of the tv with a bottle of ketchup.not everyone saw the other thread. You asked a queation people are answering and some from personal experience"
I didn't ask a question though |
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"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.
Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?
It's also quite clearly a joke thread playing on the title of another thread.
And most of us joke about being bonkers, nutty and crazy on here at times.
We have threads about people losing their marbles because they've put the remote control in the fridge and are trying to change the channel of the tv with a bottle of ketchup.not everyone saw the other thread. You asked a queation people are answering and some from personal experience
I didn't ask a question though " dont be pedantic, you started a thread, people have interpretid the thread in their own way |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.
Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?
It's also quite clearly a joke thread playing on the title of another thread.
And most of us joke about being bonkers, nutty and crazy on here at times.
We have threads about people losing their marbles because they've put the remote control in the fridge and are trying to change the channel of the tv with a bottle of ketchup.not everyone saw the other thread. You asked a queation people are answering and some from personal experience
I didn't ask a question though
dont be pedantic, you started a thread, people have interpretid the thread in their own way"
I'm not being pedantic at all. I didn't ask a question so nobody is answering one.
You, yourself, have described yourself as a crazy cat lady, for example, so I really don't understand why you're taking offence now. |
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"This thread isnt very nice
I'll say.
I've got a terrible itch and no one to scratch it
Pfft, welcome to my life.
I'll scratch your nose if you scratch mine?
Oh, wait a mo', I'm in a straight jacket
Rub your face on the wall
*beats face repeatedly against leopard print padded walls*
Nope. Not working
Try harder. "
I did! I escaped!
You'll never catch meeeee!!!
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"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.
Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right? :-
It's also quite clearly a joke thread playing on the title of another thread.
And most of us joke about being bonkers, nutty and crazy on here at times.
We have threads about people losing their marbles because they've put the remote control in the fridge and are trying to change the channel of the tv with a bottle of ketchup.not everyone saw the other thread. You asked a queation people are answering and some from personal experience
I didn't ask a question though
dont be pedantic, you started a thread, people have interpretid the thread in their own way
I'm not being pedantic at all. I didn't ask a question so nobody is answering one.
You, yourself, have described yourself as a crazy cat lady, for example, so I really don't understand why you're taking offence now." dont start with me, your the queen of twisting threads and getting offended. So you didnt ask a question, i answered the thread. I put a simple post up, how is that taking offence. Just because it didnt fit in with what you wanted.
Now im not going to answer you anymore on this thread as we all know you could argue in an empty room |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.
Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right? :-
It's also quite clearly a joke thread playing on the title of another thread.
And most of us joke about being bonkers, nutty and crazy on here at times.
We have threads about people losing their marbles because they've put the remote control in the fridge and are trying to change the channel of the tv with a bottle of ketchup.not everyone saw the other thread. You asked a queation people are answering and some from personal experience
I didn't ask a question though
dont be pedantic, you started a thread, people have interpretid the thread in their own way
I'm not being pedantic at all. I didn't ask a question so nobody is answering one.
You, yourself, have described yourself as a crazy cat lady, for example, so I really don't understand why you're taking offence now.
dont start with me, your the queen of twisting threads and getting offended. So you didnt ask a question, i answered the thread. I put a simple post up, how is that taking offence. Just because it didnt fit in with what you wanted.
Now im not going to answer you anymore on this thread as we all know you could argue in an empty room"
Me don't start with you?
You started with me!
I give up.
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By *ugby 123Couple
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"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.
Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right? "
I would imagine if you were that I'll and not really aware of everything that you're sense of humour isn't there for a while.
(Not seen what the thread is connected to and I am guessing others haven't either ) |
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"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.
Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?
I would imagine if you were that I'll and not really aware of everything that you're sense of humour isn't there for a while.
(Not seen what the thread is connected to and I am guessing others haven't either )" i have absolutly know idea what the thread is connected to |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.
Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?
I would imagine if you were that I'll and not really aware of everything that you're sense of humour isn't there for a while.
(Not seen what the thread is connected to and I am guessing others haven't either )"
It was a play on the title of another thread which has, it seems, been removed.
In future I'm going to take offence every time anyone refers to themself or anyone else as being mad, crazy, a nutter or similar and I'll point to this thread.
This is just sabotage of a thread intended to be fun.
It wouldn't have happened if anyone else had posted it. |
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"To be fair...for the people who dont know the thread you are talking about wont know the way you think the thread should go
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i didnt see it but could hazard a guess |
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"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.
I can safely say the food is AWFUL!
The ambience is lacking to say the least.
There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya
and the telly never works."
If I was on shift, you could order in, I'd send nurse Ratchett to another ward and we'd turn the telly off and listen to the working radio... |
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"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.
I can safely say the food is AWFUL!
The ambience is lacking to say the least.
There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya
and the telly never works.
If I was on shift, you could order in, I'd send nurse Ratchett to another ward and we'd turn the telly off and listen to the working radio..."
And let me out for a crafty ciggy?
one smokes when one is holed up so one does.... |
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"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.
I can safely say the food is AWFUL!
The ambience is lacking to say the least.
There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya
and the telly never works.
If I was on shift, you could order in, I'd send nurse Ratchett to another ward and we'd turn the telly off and listen to the working radio...
And let me out for a crafty ciggy?
one smokes when one is holed up so one does...."
I always used to get in trouble for the relaxed attitude I used to take towards the mentally ill on my ward, them being ill and not criminals after all... |
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"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.
I can safely say the food is AWFUL!
The ambience is lacking to say the least.
There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya
and the telly never works.
If I was on shift, you could order in, I'd send nurse Ratchett to another ward and we'd turn the telly off and listen to the working radio...
And let me out for a crafty ciggy?
one smokes when one is holed up so one does....
I always used to get in trouble for the relaxed attitude I used to take towards the mentally ill on my ward, them being ill and not criminals after all..."
you'd be in trouble for me tryna seduce ya...
Never had a hot nurse!
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"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.
I can safely say the food is AWFUL!
The ambience is lacking to say the least.
There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya
and the telly never works.
If I was on shift, you could order in, I'd send nurse Ratchett to another ward and we'd turn the telly off and listen to the working radio...
And let me out for a crafty ciggy?
one smokes when one is holed up so one does...." we all became religous freaks. You soon learn its your rights to pray in a church so every sunday the staff had to take us over to the chapel. It was our weekly outing |
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"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.
I can safely say the food is AWFUL!
The ambience is lacking to say the least.
There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya
and the telly never works.
If I was on shift, you could order in, I'd send nurse Ratchett to another ward and we'd turn the telly off and listen to the working radio...
And let me out for a crafty ciggy?
one smokes when one is holed up so one does....we all became religous freaks. You soon learn its your rights to pray in a church so every sunday the staff had to take us over to the chapel. It was our weekly outing "
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Ive often contemplated a weeks rest in one of them.places......might ask mother to section me for a week as its her job! It is school.hols after all!
(And that's no disrespect to anyone with MH issues, please take with a pinch of Salt) |
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"Nothing to see here...all back on track after a bit of confusion in the middle "
Ah darn - I take it all the best bits have been culled? I'm always late to the party |
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"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.
Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?
I would imagine if you were that I'll and not really aware of everything that you're sense of humour isn't there for a while.
(Not seen what the thread is connected to and I am guessing others haven't either )
It was a play on the title of another thread which has, it seems, been removed.
In future I'm going to take offence every time anyone refers to themself or anyone else as being mad, crazy, a nutter or similar and I'll point to this thread.
This is just sabotage of a thread intended to be fun.
It wouldn't have happened if anyone else had posted it."
My late mother was sectioned. The men in white coats quite literally took her away in an ambulance. She was held in a hospital still registered as a lunatic asylum.
I've had 6 months off work with stress and depression, been drugged up to the eyeballs, had counselling and daily care from the local cris team.
I saw and continue to see the humour in the thread.
Just sayin...... |
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"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.
Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?
I would imagine if you were that I'll and not really aware of everything that you're sense of humour isn't there for a while.
(Not seen what the thread is connected to and I am guessing others haven't either )
It was a play on the title of another thread which has, it seems, been removed.
In future I'm going to take offence every time anyone refers to themself or anyone else as being mad, crazy, a nutter or similar and I'll point to this thread.
This is just sabotage of a thread intended to be fun.
It wouldn't have happened if anyone else had posted it.
My late mother was sectioned. The men in white coats quite literally took her away in an ambulance. She was held in a hospital still registered as a lunatic asylum.
I've had 6 months off work with stress and depression, been drugged up to the eyeballs, had counselling and daily care from the local cris team.
I saw and continue to see the humour in the thread.
Just sayin......"
"Just sayin'"
one of the most irritating fecking expressions.
Markoh...
hugs as been there! |
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"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.
Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?
I would imagine if you were that I'll and not really aware of everything that you're sense of humour isn't there for a while.
(Not seen what the thread is connected to and I am guessing others haven't either )
It was a play on the title of another thread which has, it seems, been removed.
In future I'm going to take offence every time anyone refers to themself or anyone else as being mad, crazy, a nutter or similar and I'll point to this thread.
This is just sabotage of a thread intended to be fun.
It wouldn't have happened if anyone else had posted it.
My late mother was sectioned. The men in white coats quite literally took her away in an ambulance. She was held in a hospital still registered as a lunatic asylum.
I've had 6 months off work with stress and depression, been drugged up to the eyeballs, had counselling and daily care from the local cris team.
I saw and continue to see the humour in the thread.
Just sayin......
"Just sayin'"
one of the most irritating fecking expressions.
Markoh...
hugs as been there!"
I'm full of irritating expressions, I've got loads more. |
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"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.
I can safely say the food is AWFUL!
The ambience is lacking to say the least.
There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya
and the telly never works.
If I was on shift, you could order in, I'd send nurse Ratchett to another ward and we'd turn the telly off and listen to the working radio...
And let me out for a crafty ciggy?
one smokes when one is holed up so one does....
I always used to get in trouble for the relaxed attitude I used to take towards the mentally ill on my ward, them being ill and not criminals after all...
you'd be in trouble for me tryna seduce ya...
Never had a hot nurse!
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They only keep the dangerous ones locked up now. When I was seeing my psychiatrist he said patients are free to walk around and no longer locked up.
So,I'm assuming you lot are all dangerous and not allowed out. |
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"The pin down method can be quite enjoyable, I understand." depends, if you like having a room evacuated while about 6 nurses grapple you to the floor while they inject enough chlorpromazine into you to knock you clean out for three days although i dont think they use chlorpromazine these days
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The "padded cell" that everyone talks about isnt (in my experience) as bad as people think. Its just a basic room thats got padded floors and walls nothing in it. It tended ( on the wards i was on) just a place they put you when you "kicked off) they put you there till you calmed down |
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"Ive often contemplated a weeks rest in one of them.places......might ask mother to section me for a week as its her job! It is school.hols after all!
(And that's no disrespect to anyone with MH issues, please take with a pinch of Salt)"
Sorry to piss on your chips, but they ain't restful! |
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"The pin down method can be quite enjoyable, I understand.depends, if you like having a room evacuated while about 6 nurses grapple you to the floor while they inject enough chlorpromazine into you to knock you clean out for three days although i dont think they use chlorpromazine these days"
Usually Lorazepam now, but some people still get "the cosh" |
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"The pin down method can be quite enjoyable, I understand.depends, if you like having a room evacuated while about 6 nurses grapple you to the floor while they inject enough chlorpromazine into you to knock you clean out for three days although i dont think they use chlorpromazine these days
Usually Lorazepam now, but some people still get "the cosh" " noooooo, i actually have it in my statement of directive no chlororomazine. The only way i can describe it, it takes your soul |
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"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.
I can safely say the food is AWFUL!
The ambience is lacking to say the least.
There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya
and the telly never works."
Me too. What is with the neon green jelly they give you? |
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"Ive often contemplated a weeks rest in one of them.places......might ask mother to section me for a week as its her job! It is school.hols after all!
(And that's no disrespect to anyone with MH issues, please take with a pinch of Salt)
Sorry to piss on your chips, but they ain't restful! "
Have u met my kids!
It was in jest, my mum.runs several psych wards so I do know the seriousness of MH issues X |
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"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.
I can safely say the food is AWFUL!
The ambience is lacking to say the least.
There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya
and the telly never works.
Me too. What is with the neon green jelly they give you?"
It's to radiate you so you are infrared at night should you hike it over the 70 foot fence. |
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"as one who has been in a secure unit due to illness, yes mental illness.
I can safely say the food is AWFUL!
The ambience is lacking to say the least.
There's ALWAYS A nurse Ratchett ready to torture ya
and the telly never works.
Me too. What is with the neon green jelly they give you?"
Chlorpromazine |
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"Ive often contemplated a weeks rest in one of them.places......might ask mother to section me for a week as its her job! It is school.hols after all!
(And that's no disrespect to anyone with MH issues, please take with a pinch of Salt)
Sorry to piss on your chips, but they ain't restful!
Have u met my kids!
It was in jest, my mum.runs several psych wards so I do know the seriousness of MH issues X"
Haha, I wasn't joking if I was ill I'd take my tent to the most desolate place I could find for a week !
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"Ive often contemplated a weeks rest in one of them.places......might ask mother to section me for a week as its her job! It is school.hols after all!
(And that's no disrespect to anyone with MH issues, please take with a pinch of Salt)
Sorry to piss on your chips, but they ain't restful!
Have u met my kids!
It was in jest, my mum.runs several psych wards so I do know the seriousness of MH issues X
Haha, I wasn't joking if I was ill I'd take my tent to the most desolate place I could find for a week !
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Burnley?! |
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"I broke out of a military stockade in 1972 to the LA underground..this gonna be ez
Just the person.
I have a problem and no one else can help.
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"If i was in a secure unit it, it would be because id become very unwell, surrounded by very unwell people.
Yeah I kinda hope I'd hang onto my sense of humour all the same though... I mean you gotta laugh right?
I would imagine if you were that I'll and not really aware of everything that you're sense of humour isn't there for a while.
(Not seen what the thread is connected to and I am guessing others haven't either )
It was a play on the title of another thread which has, it seems, been removed.
In future I'm going to take offence every time anyone refers to themself or anyone else as being mad, crazy, a nutter or similar and I'll point to this thread.
This is just sabotage of a thread intended to be fun.
It wouldn't have happened if anyone else had posted it.
My late mother was sectioned. The men in white coats quite literally took her away in an ambulance. She was held in a hospital still registered as a lunatic asylum.
I've had 6 months off work with stress and depression, been drugged up to the eyeballs, had counselling and daily care from the local cris team.
I saw and continue to see the humour in the thread.
Just sayin......"
Same with my birth mother and I too have anxiety which has just been linked to fibromyalgia.
I too see this thread as a light hearted fun thread. Xxx |
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"Ive often contemplated a weeks rest in one of them.places......might ask mother to section me for a week as its her job! It is school.hols after all!
(And that's no disrespect to anyone with MH issues, please take with a pinch of Salt)
Sorry to piss on your chips, but they ain't restful!
Have u met my kids!
It was in jest, my mum.runs several psych wards so I do know the seriousness of MH issues X
Haha, I wasn't joking if I was ill I'd take my tent to the most desolate place I could find for a week !
Burnley?!"
Much more desolate... |
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"Ive often contemplated a weeks rest in one of them.places......might ask mother to section me for a week as its her job! It is school.hols after all!
(And that's no disrespect to anyone with MH issues, please take with a pinch of Salt)
Sorry to piss on your chips, but they ain't restful!
Have u met my kids!
It was in jest, my mum.runs several psych wards so I do know the seriousness of MH issues X
Haha, I wasn't joking if I was ill I'd take my tent to the most desolate place I could find for a week !
Burnley?!
Much more desolate..."
Bognor |
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"The pin down method can be quite enjoyable, I understand.
depends, if you like having a room evacuated while about 6 nurses grapple you to the floor while they inject enough chlorpromazine into you to knock you clean out for three days although i dont think they use chlorpromazine these days"
I thought that shit was banned long ago! |
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"The pin down method can be quite enjoyable, I understand.
depends, if you like having a room evacuated while about 6 nurses grapple you to the floor while they inject enough chlorpromazine into you to knock you clean out for three days although i dont think they use chlorpromazine these days
I thought that shit was banned long ago! " it seems not, its quite distressing that its still used. Its 10 years since i last had any and the thought still scares me |
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"The pin down method can be quite enjoyable, I understand.
depends, if you like having a room evacuated while about 6 nurses grapple you to the floor while they inject enough chlorpromazine into you to knock you clean out for three days although i dont think they use chlorpromazine these days
I thought that shit was banned long ago! it seems not, its quite distressing that its still used. Its 10 years since i last had any and the thought still scares me"
I thought olanzapine was the go to drug these days. |
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"The pin down method can be quite enjoyable, I understand.
depends, if you like having a room evacuated while about 6 nurses grapple you to the floor while they inject enough chlorpromazine into you to knock you clean out for three days although i dont think they use chlorpromazine these days
I thought that shit was banned long ago! it seems not, its quite distressing that its still used. Its 10 years since i last had any and the thought still scares me
I thought olanzapine was the go to drug these days." i dont know i didnt think it was still used someone further up said it was |
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