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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
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"I knock on your door unexpectedly and try and sell you a timeshare on the Moon.
I am as welcome as a turd in a chocolate fountain.
What do say to get rid of me?"
What's the price ? I'm a cheese importer  |
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"I knock on your door unexpectedly and try and sell you a timeshare on the Moon.
I am as welcome as a turd in a chocolate fountain.
What do say to get rid of me?"
Come and help me start my chain saw and by the way does this handkerchief smell of chloroform? |
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"I'd probably say wow you're tall  "
I had a woman gasp and say that to me just the other day!
I was just basking in the glow when she followed up with;
"You look like an extra from Lord of the Rings!"
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"I'd probably say wow you're tall
I had a woman gasp and say that to me just the other day!
I was just basking in the glow when she followed up with;
"You look like an extra from Lord of the Rings!"
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I can assure you I'd not say that |
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