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As the title suggests...has anyone ever been with a midget/dwarf/small person and what were their experiences?
Did you suffer from an intrusive Roald Dahl penned ear-worm just as you were about to get (quite a long way) down and dirty?
Did the description kickstand apply and could they lean on one side with no external means of support like a very large foreheaded moped?
Are you a person of genetically small stature who is incensed at my crass comments and would like to string me up from (a very tall) tree (with maybe the help of a cherry picker) and watch me slowly strangle to death?
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
Ha ha...love it! Never seen that before. "
I'm surprised, you're old enough.
My first proper boyfriend used to call me a Munchkin (because I'm very short). We might not have lasted a month if he'd called me an Oompah Loompah.
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
Ha ha...love it! Never seen that before.
I'm surprised, you're old enough.
My first proper boyfriend used to call me a Munchkin (because I'm very short). We might not have lasted a month if he'd called me an Oompah Loompah.
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He he..Munchkin is cute. I like that. 
Can't access your profile but I am sure you are a cute as that nickname would suggest.
I like shorter women..my ex wife was 5 foot 3 (and me a freaky giant).
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
Ha ha...love it! Never seen that before.
I'm surprised, you're old enough.
My first proper boyfriend used to call me a Munchkin (because I'm very short). We might not have lasted a month if he'd called me an Oompah Loompah.
He he..Munchkin is cute. I like that.
Can't access your profile but I am sure you are a cute as that nickname would suggest.
I like shorter women..my ex wife was 5 foot 3 (and me a freaky giant).
xx"
I'm shorter than your ex-wife and too much of a virago to be called cute.
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
Ha ha...love it! Never seen that before.
I'm surprised, you're old enough.
My first proper boyfriend used to call me a Munchkin (because I'm very short). We might not have lasted a month if he'd called me an Oompah Loompah.
He he..Munchkin is cute. I like that.
Can't access your profile but I am sure you are a cute as that nickname would suggest.
I like shorter women..my ex wife was 5 foot 3 (and me a freaky giant).
xx
I'm shorter than your ex-wife and too much of a virago to be called cute.
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Well...you have a large vocabulary..just had to look that one up!
I doff my imaginary cap to you young lady. |
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MrWho would say 'yes' to some of your questions. I'm a foot shorter than him and get called 'pixie' 'hobbit' etc. with regularity. At Flirt's Bar on Friday a few of us were questioning the presence of a large collection of books on Bonsai trees. MrWho kindly pointed out that I would know them as simply 'trees'. *Coughs* twat! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"MrWho would say 'yes' to some of your questions. I'm a foot shorter than him and get called 'pixie' 'hobbit' etc. with regularity. At Flirt's Bar on Friday a few of us were questioning the presence of a large collection of books on Bonsai trees. MrWho kindly pointed out that I would know them as simply 'trees'. *Coughs* twat!"
Nell, you're a whole two inches taller than me so think what he has called me over the years. |
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"MrWho would say 'yes' to some of your questions. I'm a foot shorter than him and get called 'pixie' 'hobbit' etc. with regularity. At Flirt's Bar on Friday a few of us were questioning the presence of a large collection of books on Bonsai trees. MrWho kindly pointed out that I would know them as simply 'trees'. *Coughs* twat!
Nell, you're a whole two inches taller than me so think what he has called me over the years. "
Wow, Bonsai's must look like redwoods to you! |
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"someone" thinks its funny when they come to my house to get on their knees for me to give them a kiss. When i was 16 i went out with someone who was 6ft 6 and they used to pick me up to give me a kiss and my boyfriend before jay was 6ft 4 |
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"MrWho would say 'yes' to some of your questions. I'm a foot shorter than him and get called 'pixie' 'hobbit' etc. with regularity. At Flirt's Bar on Friday a few of us were questioning the presence of a large collection of books on Bonsai trees. MrWho kindly pointed out that I would know them as simply 'trees'. *Coughs* twat!"
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"Fuck me...someone must have knobbed a dwarf?
I'm fairly certain that sentence has never been said before in the history of mankind  "
It's actually a quote from Ronnie Corbett's dad who was 6ft 7.  |
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