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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Deadline is today.Heard on the radio this morning that 7 million people still had not returned it and were sending people round to knock on your door to remind you.

Only just remembered to do mine online on Monday, had completely forgotten.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

oops.

i'd best post mine in the morning then

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Its the one thing i actually remembered to send off and almost on time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I did mine online a day late.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

isnt it an american firm which is being paid to calculate the results?

hmmmm. what would they want with all that information???

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By *teborahCouple  over a year ago

warrington


"isnt it an american firm which is being paid to calculate the results?

hmmmm. what would they want with all that information??? "

Take a guess at why they want all that information? You can bet it has fuck all to do with what they say its for!

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Yeah coz it was all top secret stuff hey

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

OMG! You mean MI5 will be round now because I admitted I'm a Jedi!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"OMG! You mean MI5 will be round now because I admitted I'm a Jedi!! "

Yes andf no.

Yes they will be paying you a visit.... no it's not because you are a Jedi. They are more interested in your spare bedroom... with the cut backs n all.

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"OMG! You mean MI5 will be round now because I admitted I'm a Jedi!!

Yes andf no.

Yes they will be paying you a visit.... no it's not because you are a Jedi. They are more interested in your spare bedroom... with the cut backs n all."

Time to clear all the bodies out from under the floorboards then!!!

Thanks for the warning!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No, the data are not being analysed by an American company. The data are held and analysed by our Office of National Statistics. What you've heard about is that a subsidiary of an American firm won the contract for tracking the addresses that have and haven't returned their forms, and then sub-contracted that job out to an English company. Some people of ill-will have interpreted that as meaning that "an American company is runing the Census".

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"No, the data are not being analysed by an American company. The data are held and analysed by our Office of National Statistics. What you've heard about is that a subsidiary of an American firm won the contract for tracking the addresses that have and haven't returned their forms, and then sub-contracted that job out to an English company. Some people of ill-will have interpreted that as meaning that "an American company is runing the Census"."

Or to summarise, the usual Conspiracy Theory bullshit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OMG! You mean MI5 will be round now because I admitted I'm a Jedi!! "

My FSM will protect you..May you be blessed by His Noodley Appendage

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"OMG! You mean MI5 will be round now because I admitted I'm a Jedi!!

My FSM will protect you..May you be blessed by His Noodley Appendage"

Pasta be with you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Deadline is today.Heard on the radio this morning that 7 million people still had not returned it and were sending people round to knock on your door to remind you.

Only just remembered to do mine online on Monday, had completely forgotten. "

If this country blows the funding needed to send people round 7 million doors, it deserves to be walled up and concreted over.

The census was an absolute fucking joke. The cover page essentially threatened you into filling it in with tones of bullshit legality.

The whole thing was handled like a fucking african coup. Alls they needed were machetes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Government DOES NOT run the Census - it's run by the Office of National Statistics which reports directly and only to a Parliamentary Comittee (there is a diffeence between that and governemnt, if you care to look and study the constitution of the UK).

Shops and credit card companies already store more info about you than the Census requests. The info from the Census is used to save £millions in planning - for example, do you need a 6-lane highway in Inverness? - or lots of primary schools in areas with older-than average populations? etc., etc. The summary data is available to anyone - academics, economists, population medical research people, critics and supporters of the governemnt of the day.

And comparing the Census to people being massacred with machetes like in the Congo is AT BEST IN BAD TASTE AND AT WORST TOTALLY DELUDED.

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

I was disappointed to see a lack of questions about hats.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was disappointed to see a lack of questions about hats. "

Did you miss that page then??

Because i thought that section was quite comprehensive xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

And who's business is it anyway asking how many you had staying overnite at yours on the 27th?!!! just as well they didn't ask the reason why lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" just as well they didn't ask the reason why lol xx "

Did ya not fill that bit in then?? xx

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston


"I was disappointed to see a lack of questions about hats.

Did you miss that page then??

Because i thought that section was quite comprehensive xx "

Damn!! I had my copy of 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby to hand to help answer it as well!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I was disappointed to see a lack of questions about hats.

Did you miss that page then??

Because i thought that section was quite comprehensive xx

Damn!! I had my copy of 'A Concise Dictionary of Head Wear of the British Empire and Surrounding Primitive and Unenlightened Assorted Barbarians' written in 1809 by Professor Arnold Samson-Crossby to hand to help answer it as well!! "

Oooh thats a big book

Alas i just have a copy of fly fishing by JR hartley xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Sadly soapy no one was staying over mine that nite lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sadly soapy no one was staying over mine that nite lol x"

Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I did mine online. It took a while but its out of the way and will be cheaper for them to process.

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