So the big 50 in under a years time.
Choices:
Grow old gracefully.
Become a sugar daddy of limited means.
Grow up out of cargo pants and flowery shirts.
Join cast of Last of the Summer Wine.
Any other suggestions? |
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"When you get to 50 dont you get to be rude to people and have an opinion no one can question anymore?
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No you only get that privilege another ten years down the line.
So consider yourself informed now and no backchat!   |
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"So the big 50 in under a years time.
Choices:
Grow old gracefully.
Become a sugar daddy of limited means.
Grow up out of cargo pants and flowery shirts.
Join cast of Last of the Summer Wine.
Any other suggestions?"
You forgot:
* buy a motorbike and cultivate a ponytail |
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Go on saga holidays
You can get some courses for free or reduced rate. You can wear and do what you like and you get the new title of being eccentric.
You can think that your a bit closer to getting heating allowance and free television licence.
And people will soon start to clap when you tell them how old you are. Youngsters will start giving their seat up for you, you wont have to carry your shopping cause it will be acceptable to get a trolly on wheels |
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"I'm staring 60 in the face!
Get yourself a Fireblade, I feel 29!! "
Yea as well as feeling only half your age you can also feel half your body when you statistically come off the bike due to bad car drivers!
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"So the big 50 in under a years time.
Choices:
Grow old gracefully.
Become a sugar daddy of limited means.
Grow up out of cargo pants and flowery shirts.
Join cast of Last of the Summer Wine.
Any other suggestions?"
start wearing your brasses over your tank top get yourself a flat cap and a whippet |
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