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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

Tell us an interesting fact/s about yourself. Something new that you haven't shared on the forum yet.

Mr is a black belt in wing chun and has his tongue pierced ( yes ladies, pierced

)

MrsSB real name means hope and has a long tongue ( yes ladies, long tongue

)

What about you?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make furniture out of, waste materials, old wood pallets etc in my spare time

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I can Irish dance (very badly now) & played clarinet for our county orchestra as a teenager

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I make furniture out of, waste materials, old wood pallets etc in my spare time

Wow. That's incredible.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whatever number I think of, if I first add 3 to it, then multiply by 4, subtract 6 from the answer, add 3 then subtract 9, multiply that answer by 2 and then divide by 8 I always end up with the number I first thought of

It's a blessing and a curse at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I studied psychology at uni but I'm a nail tech, and I've ran a half marathon

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I can Irish dance (very badly now) & played clarinet for our county orchestra as a teenager "

You should get a pic of you in Irish dance outfit and clarinet.

I hope you both ok today. Big hugs

MrsSB

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

My name means pure and virginal

I also have my tongue pierced

I swam for the county under 11s

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Whatever number I think of, if I first add 3 to it, then multiply by 4, subtract 6 from the answer, add 3 then subtract 9, multiply that answer by 2 and then divide by 8 I always end up with the number I first thought of

It's a blessing and a curse at the same time. "

Very clever Dan

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was once a champion gymnast.

I write poetry (I think I may have mentioned that though)

It's a wig.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make furniture out of, waste materials, old wood pallets etc in my spare time

Wow. That's incredible.

MrsSB

Yes that's amazing ! Fair play to you mate !!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I studied psychology at uni but I'm a nail tech, and I've ran a half marathon

Well done you. I can't run even 1k

MrsSB

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"My name means pure and virginal

I also have my tongue pierced

I swam for the county under 11s"

I can't swim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I flew to Kenya when I was 7 years old...on my own.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a very big Koi fish called Jesus in my pond XXX

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"My name means pure and virginal

I also have my tongue pierced

I swam for the county under 11s"

I love to find out meaning of names. Yours is beautiful

MrsSB

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I can Irish dance (very badly now) & played clarinet for our county orchestra as a teenager

You should get a pic of you in Irish dance outfit and clarinet.

I hope you both ok today. Big hugs

MrsSB

Postponed until Thursday xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a freckle in the centre of my foof

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I was once a champion gymnast.

I write poetry (I think I may have mentioned that though)

It's a wig."

Wig?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am a fully qualified beauty and holistic therapist and used to do pole dancing classes, but due to an ex I can no longer practice as my wrists are too damaged

Mr is a total nerd

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I flew to Kenya when I was 7 years old...on my own."

Wow. Amazing

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I have a very big Koi fish called Jesus in my pond XXX"

Jesus in your pond?!

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was once a champion gymnast.

I write poetry (I think I may have mentioned that though)

It's a wig.

Wig?

Okay, that one isn't real.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I can Irish dance (very badly now) & played clarinet for our county orchestra as a teenager

You should get a pic of you in Irish dance outfit and clarinet.

I hope you both ok today. Big hugs

MrsSB

Postponed until Thursday xx "

Always here lovely.

Mwwwaa

MrsSB

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By *umpleteazerWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

I am a trained Opera singer

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By *100Man over a year ago

Essex

I was in the district sports for discus shot put and javelin

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I have a freckle in the centre of my foof

We need evidence of this. Pic please

MrsSB

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I can also

Do hand silk painting

Water colours

Flower arranging

Pottery

Although it might be could rather than can as i havent done them for ages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am a graffity artist

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I am a fully qualified beauty and holistic therapist and used to do pole dancing classes, but due to an ex I can no longer practice as my wrists are too damaged

Mr is a total nerd

Kinky ladies and nerds go hand in hand

I'm sorry about your wrist.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name's Russian & it means "born at Christmas."

However, my birthday is in October.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I am a graffity artist "

No,you are not. You head is too big today with that thread about you

MrsSB

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I was once a champion gymnast.

So was I until I had an injury.

I had a training session with the Romanian Olympic squad.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"My name's Russian & it means "born at Christmas."

However, my birthday is in October.

That's lovely name.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive woke up to four armed police surrounding my bed and lifting me for armed robbery. It was a case of mistaken identity but scary as fuck nonetheless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My name's Russian & it means "born at Christmas."

However, my birthday is in October.

That's lovely name.

MrsSB

Did you work it out?

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I make activity boards from old toys and household items for people with disabilities.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have lots of hobbies but main one is collecting rare vinyl. I have nearly 6,000 singles...mainly northern soul, tamla motown, funk, deep funk and ska. Also I have a huge collection of Albums and cd's. I have a dedicated music room at home with twin decs and rather large speakers for my own amusement.

I also adore being naked next to really hot bodies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am a graffity artist

No,you are not. You head is too big today with that thread about you

MrsSB

Honestly I am, go on kik and I'll show my arts

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The first time I got in an aeroplane I flew it and I'm a marksman at .303

I can also do wonderful things with a bunch of bananas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Time confess.......i am a reporter...

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I was once a champion gymnast.

So was I until I had an injury.

I had a training session with the Romanian Olympic squad. "
Wow. So talented. Aren't you?

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Ive woke up to four armed police surrounding my bed and lifting me for armed robbery. It was a case of mistaken identity but scary as fuck nonetheless "

Holy crap. That's really scary

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a degree in Chinese (Mandarin)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a degree in Chinese (Mandarin)

Ni hao

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"My name's Russian & it means "born at Christmas."

However, my birthday is in October.

That's lovely name.

MrsSB

Did you work it out?

Yes. Just pm you.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a degree in Chinese (Mandarin)

Ni hao

Hen hao, xie xie

Ni ne?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a degree in Chinese (Mandarin)

Ni hao

Hen hao, xie xie

Ni ne?"

Hen hao, xie xie very much

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"My name's Russian & it means "born at Christmas."

However, my birthday is in October.

That's lovely name.

MrsSB

I don't know anyone else with my name but I was named after a very famous celebrity child. I rarely reveal the correct spelling on here

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I make activity boards from old toys and household items for people with disabilities. "
That's really lovely.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name means 'house of figs' or 'house of poverty' depending on who's done the translation. I first read Lord of the Rings at age 11.

Nell

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By *uerido55Man over a year ago

Manchester

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

"I have a degree in Chinese (Mandarin)

Ni hao

Hen hao, xie xie

Ni ne?

Hen hao, xie xie very much "

Stop it you too that's way too sexy..

I was picked out for the power rangers stage show... Only to be unable to do it as I broke my ankle days before.

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By *uerido55Man over a year ago

Manchester

"My name means pure and virginal

I also have my tongue pierced

I swam for the county under 11s

I can't swim

I don't have a swimming certificate at all but I've taught 15 people to swim so far.

I'm currently learning Portuguese and Japanese and Argentine Tango.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hubby is the Dr Strange of us two.. speaks 7 languages served in Swiss Army listening to Nato and Russians in the 80's... and has a mountain rally racing license.. Me..I'm a Yorkshire girl simplez

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've single handedly saved at least 4 lives on seperate occasions and I was awarded a medal and parchment by the Liverpool Shipwreck and Humane Society just this year for one such occasion and if you were to pop into the Maratime Museum in Liverpool you could read all about it. But I don't like to talk about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a degree in Chinese (Mandarin)

Ni hao

Hen hao, xie xie

Ni ne?

Hen hao, xie xie very much

Stop it you too that's way too sexy..

I was picked out for the power rangers stage show... Only to be unable to do it as I broke my ankle days before.

Oops sorry

Broken ankle - ouchy ouch ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could do the splits(side and front)and put both legs around the back of my head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hubby is the Dr Strange of us two.. speaks 7 languages served in Swiss Army listening to Nato and Russians in the 80's... and has a mountain rally racing license.. Me..I'm a Yorkshire girl simplez

Wow, what a guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a Blue Peter Badge and if you are good I might let you shine it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a freckle in the centre of my foof

We need evidence of this. Pic please

MrsSB

Uploading one haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i teach kung fu and have over 40 students who have gained there black sash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was a black belt at the age of 12 at karate...started high school and discovered boys

So gave it up lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I was 18 I applied for the Royal Navy to be a fighter/helicopter pilot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can count to 10 in Japanese

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We have a pole in our garage and its not hers.

She has appeared on blue Peter, twice!

I once spent a whole day in bed.

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

I brought and sold collectables and antiques at auctions fairs flea markets and car boots for 5 years .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am an adrenalin junkie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My name means 'bee' in Hebrew ...

Bzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could do the splits(side and front)and put both legs around the back of my head"

When?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was picked for the olympic show jumping team but refused it when they told me I had to buy a bigger horse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a freckle on my retina.

I can sing a song in Thai.

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By *GHertsCouple over a year ago

North Herts

I have 2 supernumerary nipples (Wikipedia is your friend...). It's not as exciting as it might sound and thankfully they just look like small moles rather than anything too scary but what with all my cats, I'd have definitely been a prime candidate for being burnt at the stake a few centuries ago as extra nipples were supposed to have been where familiars suckled

I can also put my feet on the top of my head, not sure if that's a claim to fame or not but if the subject ever arises most people don't seem able to do it

Ms G

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By *uerido55Man over a year ago

Manchester

"I can count to 10 in Japanese "

I can count to 5 in farsi.

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By *uerido55Man over a year ago

Manchester

"I have 2 supernumerary nipples (Wikipedia is your friend...). It's not as exciting as it might sound and thankfully they just look like small moles rather than anything too scary but what with all my cats, I'd have definitely been a prime candidate for being burnt at the stake a few centuries ago as extra nipples were supposed to have been where familiars suckled

I can also put my feet on the top of my head, not sure if that's a claim to fame or not but if the subject ever arises most people don't seem able to do it

Ms G"

I'd like to be there when you next do that!

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By *GHertsCouple over a year ago

North Herts

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By *GHertsCouple over a year ago

North Herts

I can also put my feet on the top of my head, not sure if that's a claim to fame or not but if the subject ever arises most people don't seem able to do it

Ms G

I'd like to be there when you next do that!

Not both at the same time I hasten to add .... and sitting down ....

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple over a year ago

Bristol

I used to do archery, but gave up as it was too easy , basically anything that involves shooting I find simple, but give me a ball and I'm bloody useless. I now make leather goods and after 40 years of hating excercise suddenly love it.

Wiggles makes costumes for a living and is a nutty polish woman.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"I am a graffity artist

No,you are not. You head is too big today with that thread about you

MrsSB

Honestly I am, go on kik and I'll show my arts

Graffiti?? Wow!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was once a champion gymnast.

I write poetry (I think I may have mentioned that though)

It's a wig."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was born in Gracie Field's house...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell us an interesting fact/s about yourself. Something new that you haven't shared on the forum yet.

Mr is a black belt in wing chun and has his tongue pierced ( yes ladies, pierced

)

MrsSB real name means hope and has a long tongue ( yes ladies, long tongue

)

What about you?

MrsSB

I can't play the piano.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive been up the CN tower in Toronto.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I have lots of hobbies but main one is collecting rare vinyl. I have nearly 6,000 singles...mainly northern soul, tamla motown, funk, deep funk and ska. Also I have a huge collection of Albums and cd's. I have a dedicated music room at home with twin decs and rather large speakers for my own amusement.

I also adore being naked next to really hot bodies

Hot naked bodies

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I am a graffity artist

No,you are not. You head is too big today with that thread about you

MrsSB

Honestly I am, go on kik and I'll show my arts

On my way

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"The first time I got in an aeroplane I flew it and I'm a marksman at .303

I can also do wonderful things with a bunch of bananas

I've got a bunch of bananas

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Time confess.......i am a reporter...

Are you having fun here?

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I have a degree in Chinese (Mandarin)

That's amazing.

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"My name's Russian & it means "born at Christmas."

However, my birthday is in October.

That's lovely name.

MrsSB

I don't know anyone else with my name but I was named after a very famous celebrity child. I rarely reveal the correct spelling on here "

That's lovely.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can swat house flies with my samurai sword like the guy in blind fury

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"My name means 'house of figs' or 'house of poverty' depending on who's done the translation. I first read Lord of the Rings at age 11.

Nell"

It's so interesting knowing the meaning of names

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I have a degree in Chinese (Mandarin)

Ni hao

Hen hao, xie xie

Ni ne?

Hen hao, xie xie very much

Stop it you too that's way too sexy..

I was picked out for the power rangers stage show... Only to be unable to do it as I broke my ankle days before.

Awww. That's bad luck.

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"My name means pure and virginal

I also have my tongue pierced

I swam for the county under 11s

I can't swim

I don't have a swimming certificate at all but I've taught 15 people to swim so far.

I'm currently learning Portuguese and Japanese and Argentine Tango.

Very active then

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was once a champion gymnast.

I write poetry (I think I may have mentioned that though)

It's a wig.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"hubby is the Dr Strange of us two.. speaks 7 languages served in Swiss Army listening to Nato and Russians in the 80's... and has a mountain rally racing license.. Me..I'm a Yorkshire girl simplez

I bet there's something that you haven't told us about yourself .

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I've single handedly saved at least 4 lives on seperate occasions and I was awarded a medal and parchment by the Liverpool Shipwreck and Humane Society just this year for one such occasion and if you were to pop into the Maratime Museum in Liverpool you could read all about it. But I don't like to talk about it

That's incredible.

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I could do the splits(side and front)and put both legs around the back of my head"

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never played chess

I know. I know.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I have a Blue Peter Badge and if you are good I might let you shine it

The badge, right?

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I have a freckle in the centre of my foof

We need evidence of this. Pic please

MrsSB

Uploading one haha"

Damn it. That freckle is sexy

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"i teach kung fu and have over 40 students who have gained there black sash"

Sifu

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I was a black belt at the age of 12 at karate...started high school and discovered boys

So gave it up lol"

Those darm boys.

MrsSB

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I could have been a boxer, like my father. He could have been a boxer too.

I come from a long line of men who could have been boxers

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"When I was 18 I applied for the Royal Navy to be a fighter/helicopter pilot. "

Are you pilot?

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I can count to 10 in Japanese "

Prove it

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"We have a pole in our garage and its not hers.

She has appeared on blue Peter, twice!

I once spent a whole day in bed.

Alone?

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I brought and sold collectables and antiques at auctions fairs flea markets and car boots for 5 years . "

Did you keep something special? If so,what?

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I am an adrenalin junkie "

Skydiving?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could have been a boxer, like my father. He could have been a boxer too.

I come from a long line of men who could have been boxers

So, you coulda been a contender? You coulda been a somebody?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I was nearly born in Algeria

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I could have been a boxer, like my father. He could have been a boxer too.

I come from a long line of men who could have been boxers

So, you coulda been a contender? You coulda been a somebody?"

You're getting the hang of this

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I was picked for the olympic show jumping team but refused it when they told me I had to buy a bigger horse."

Do you still have the same horse?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I took part in the Van Ieper 100km march and remembrance ceremony. I passed out during the ceremony...

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I have OCD - whenever I come up/down a flight of stairs it has to be my left foot that touches the landing/floor first. If I know it's going to be my right foot that will touch the landing/floor first, I will skip a step so that my left foot is first on the landing/floor! Crazy I know......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Recently appeared on ITV News!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a freckle in the centre of my foof

We need evidence of this. Pic please

MrsSB

Uploading one haha

Damn it. That freckle is sexy

MrsSB

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By *urpurseCouple over a year ago

North West

"I make activity boards from old toys and household items for people with disabilities. "

Wow thats really amazing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've never played chess

I know. I know. "

Wow.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

I appeared in the phantom of the opera as one of the ballet dancers when I was 18

I also play the harp

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I have a freckle on my retina.

I can sing a song in Thai."

That's amazing. You are amazing. Mwwaaa

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

I can also put my feet on the top of my head, not sure if that's a claim to fame or not but if the subject ever arises most people don't seem able to do it

Ms G"

Feet on the head Sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't think so

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I used to do archery, but gave up as it was too easy , basically anything that involves shooting I find simple, but give me a ball and I'm bloody useless. I now make leather goods and after 40 years of hating excercise suddenly love it.

Wiggles makes costumes for a living and is a nutty polish woman."

I would love to learn to shoot

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I was born in Gracie Field's house..."

Are you related ?

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Tell us an interesting fact/s about yourself. Something new that you haven't shared on the forum yet.

Mr is a black belt in wing chun and has his tongue pierced ( yes ladies, pierced

)

MrsSB real name means hope and has a long tongue ( yes ladies, long tongue

)

What about you?

MrsSB

I can't play the piano.

You can do better than this

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Ive been up the CN tower in Toronto. "

How tall is it?

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I can swat house flies with my samurai sword like the guy in blind fury

Pics or it never happened

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I've never played chess

I know. I know. "

That what we will do when we meet

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I could have been a boxer, like my father. He could have been a boxer too.

I come from a long line of men who could have been boxers

Joe

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I took part in the Van Ieper 100km march and remembrance ceremony. I passed out during the ceremony..."

Do you get a Sexy nurse looking after you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Learnt to speak English from watching Only Fools & Horses & Carry On movies

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I have OCD - whenever I come up/down a flight of stairs it has to be my left foot that touches the landing/floor first. If I know it's going to be my right foot that will touch the landing/floor first, I will skip a step so that my left foot is first on the landing/floor! Crazy I know......"

Not crazy. I hate stickers . They actually freak me out.

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Recently appeared on ITV News!"

Because......

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I appeared in the phantom of the opera as one of the ballet dancers when I was 18

I also play the harp "

You just a beautiful lady.

MrsSB

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I could have been a boxer, like my father. He could have been a boxer too.

I come from a long line of men who could have been boxers

Joe

Greatness sits upon my shoulders as the dog urinates on the pavement - with natural ease and some offence to passers-by

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By *urpurseCouple over a year ago

North West

Mrs.........I was on Songs of Praise once (oh the shame)

I had a beautiful home birth

Mr..........his back is feeling better after many years of pain, he is a happy man

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I don't think so

Fair enough

MrsSB

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By *bsinthe_boyMan over a year ago

Luton

I nearly bit my tongue off when I was three. Many ladies have told me this would have been a great loss.

I thought I invented software piracy in 1981. I also had a pirate TV station at uni in the early 90s.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

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"Learnt to speak English from watching Only Fools & Horses & Carry On movies

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I could have been a boxer, like my father. He could have been a boxer too.

I come from a long line of men who could have been boxers

Joe

Greatness sits upon my shoulders as the dog urinates on the pavement - with natural ease and some offence to passers-by

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Mrs.........I was on Songs of Praise once (oh the shame)

I had a beautiful home birth

Mr..........his back is feeling better after many years of pain, he is a happy man

We all have a past. Happy to hear about hubby.

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

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"I nearly bit my tongue off when I was three. Many ladies have told me this would have been a great loss.

I thought I invented software piracy in 1981. I also had a pirate TV station at uni in the early 90s."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I could have been a boxer, like my father. He could have been a boxer too.

I come from a long line of men who could have been boxers

Joe

Greatness sits upon my shoulders as the dog urinates on the pavement - with natural ease and some offence to passers-by

I have the brain of an eagle, the heart of a lion, the engorged member of a hippopotamus...

...all I need now is some glue...

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each

I've only done 5 - you've shagged on Antarctica?

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each

Show off

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"I could have been a boxer, like my father. He could have been a boxer too.

I come from a long line of men who could have been boxers

Joe

Greatness sits upon my shoulders as the dog urinates on the pavement - with natural ease and some offence to passers-by

I have the brain of an eagle, the heart of a lion, the engorged member of a hippopotamus...

...all I need now is some glue...

You are giddy today

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I lived in Bali working as a scuba diving instructor.

I can also fit my fist I'm my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each

I've only done 5 - you've shagged on Antarctica? "

I have indeed....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each

Show off

MrsSB

I prefer showing off in other ways

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was once a champion gymnast.

I write poetry (I think I may have mentioned that though)

It's a wig."

Nooo

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By *urpurseCouple over a year ago

North West

"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each

I've only done 5 - you've shagged on Antarctica? "

I have done 5 too, just never visited Africa............yes which is the 7th continent??

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each

I've only done 5 - you've shagged on Antarctica?

I have indeed...."

Do you mind if I enquire into the circumstances?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I lived in Bali working as a scuba diving instructor.

I can also fit my fist I'm my mouth"

My SCUBA instructor on Bali was a 55yr old man. I feel I got a poor deal.

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By *urpurseCouple over a year ago

North West

"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each

I've only done 5 - you've shagged on Antarctica?

I have indeed...."

Wow that is impressive!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I lived in Bali working as a scuba diving instructor.

I can also fit my fist I'm my mouth"

I can do that too, fist thingy not scuba dive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each

I've only done 5 - you've shagged on Antarctica?

I have indeed....

Do you mind if I enquire into the circumstances? "

Did a bit of work for BAS, ended up down there and found some of the ladies on the base to be a little frustrated after so many months of isolation!!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

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"I lived in Bali working as a scuba diving instructor.

I can also fit my fist I'm my mouth"

Ive always wanted to learn scuba diving.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was once a champion gymnast.

I write poetry (I think I may have mentioned that though)

It's a wig.

Nooo

It's okay, the poetry isn't that bad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can play five musical instruments (anyone who mentions pink oboe is automatically banished to the Heels naughty step).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make furniture out of, waste materials, old wood pallets etc in my spare time

Can you whittle me a new dildo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can play five musical instruments (anyone who mentions pink oboe is automatically banished to the Heels naughty step). "

You can blow my trumpet any time oo er missus x

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

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"I can play five musical instruments (anyone who mentions pink oboe is automatically banished to the Heels naughty step). "

Which ones?

MrsSB

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By *bsinthe_boyMan over a year ago

Luton

I once called John Major a prat on national TV

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

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"I once called John Major a prat on national TV"

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By *urpurseCouple over a year ago

North West

"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each

I've only done 5 - you've shagged on Antarctica?

I have indeed....

Do you mind if I enquire into the circumstances?

Did a bit of work for BAS, ended up down there and found some of the ladies on the base to be a little frustrated after so many months of isolation!!"

Ahhhh makes sense!!! Fantastic stuff service to the women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make furniture out of, waste materials, old wood pallets etc in my spare time

Can you whittle me a new dildo?

Already done

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont no what i can say really hmmm i race pigeons thats about it :/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each

I've only done 5 - you've shagged on Antarctica?

I have indeed....

Do you mind if I enquire into the circumstances?

Did a bit of work for BAS, ended up down there and found some of the ladies on the base to be a little frustrated after so many months of isolation!!

Ahhhh makes sense!!! Fantastic stuff service to the women

I had a tipsy evening with one lady there, after that word got around and I think they all traded secrets because I was very much inundated with opportunities for the rest of the week!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

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"Dont no what i can say really hmmm i race pigeons thats about it :/

How do you do that?

Honest question btw.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Orchids flourish in my care.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Orchids flourish in my care."

Skilled in so many ways

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By *urpurseCouple over a year ago

North West

"I've been to all 7 continents, and had sex on each

I've only done 5 - you've shagged on Antarctica?

I have indeed....

Do you mind if I enquire into the circumstances?

Did a bit of work for BAS, ended up down there and found some of the ladies on the base to be a little frustrated after so many months of isolation!!

Ahhhh makes sense!!! Fantastic stuff service to the women

I had a tipsy evening with one lady there, after that word got around and I think they all traded secrets because I was very much inundated with opportunities for the rest of the week!"

Oh wow good on you, most mens dream!!! So men thats the trick go to where the women are sex starved, thats the key

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By *urpurseCouple over a year ago

North West

"Orchids flourish in my care."

Can you save mine please I was given one as a present recently and well it just looks sorry for itself because it knows it will die in my care

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

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Thank you all for sharing

You all amazing

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont no what i can say really hmmm i race pigeons thats about it :/

How do you do that?

Honest question btw.

MrsSB

I dont personaly race them as in human vs pigeon lol i have racing pigeons there sent of with other racing pigeons and release like up to 500

Miles away and first one back wins etc

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple over a year ago

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Fancy a fuck? MrsSB

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

i used to be in retail management..... after being dragged out one weekend to help out a mate at a very small festival, I now work in event production and stage crewing.......i have had a mic stand thrown at me by lead singer of the mission, had songs dedicated to me on stage and got d*unk with numerous musicians

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