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over a year ago
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I should have been getting screwed by a gorgeous guy tonight...but no...that bitch showed up and royally ruined my plans.
He has been understanding thankfully and will plan again but right now I could cry or smash something or scream blue murder.
Help. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I should have been getting screwed by a gorgeous guy tonight...but no...that bitch showed up and royally ruined my plans.
He has been understanding thankfully and will plan again but right now I could cry or smash something or scream blue murder.
Help."
 that really sucks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex is nice. But it isn't the end of the world if you don't get it tonight, not worth crying over certainly. You've rescheduled. He's understanding. It's all good   |
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Yep know that feeling last bbw night at cupids she struk me and my lady friend who was going to show my first bi experience! Next night is 12 August, I had cramps today and moody ness.... mother nature best go Fuck herself!!! Xx |
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Use a clean makeup sponge up there or a baby wipe and just retrieve afterwards he'll never know the difference. There's nowhere for them to go so they are easy to get out afterwards. K xx |
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"Use a clean makeup sponge up there or a baby wipe and just retrieve afterwards he'll never know the difference. There's nowhere for them to go so they are easy to get out afterwards. K xx"
You learn something new everyday |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I should have been getting screwed by a gorgeous guy tonight...but no...that bitch showed up and royally ruined my plans.
He has been understanding thankfully and will plan again but right now I could cry or smash something or scream blue murder.
Help."
I got mine once half hour before I was meant to go on a meet, it was 2 weeks early. Damn menopause XXX |
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"Use a clean makeup sponge up there or a baby wipe and just retrieve afterwards he'll never know the difference. There's nowhere for them to go so they are easy to get out afterwards. K xx"
I was thinking of getting some of those sponge tampons but I was worried they might get lost up yonder. X |
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"Use a clean makeup sponge up there or a baby wipe and just retrieve afterwards he'll never know the difference. There's nowhere for them to go so they are easy to get out afterwards. K xx
I was thinking of getting some of those sponge tampons but I was worried they might get lost up yonder. X"
I'm not a qualified gynaecologist but if it does get stuck I'll have a go at getting it out for you   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I just spoke with mother nature..she said "fuck you too Bitch if you wasnt such a pussy you'd have fucked him anyway, you know youve done it before"
Dont shoot the messenger! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She has decided to hit me with a cold sore right before the local social..balaclava ain't the best first impression is it!! "
Oh gotta love the coldsores
I've had 2 of them
For a week now
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"I just spoke with mother nature..she said "fuck you too Bitch if you wasnt such a pussy you'd have fucked him anyway, you know youve done it before"
Dont shoot the messenger!"
Pmsl! !! Yes I have but I had to be honest with him and let him make an informed decision and I respect that. He's a lovely guy and the wait will be worth it I'm sure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I know that feeling. I was supposed to be having surgery today but that has been cancelled. Back home again now after being nil by mouth for 12 hours and now an early period just to rub salt in the wound.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Use a clean makeup sponge up there or a baby wipe and just retrieve afterwards he'll never know the difference. There's nowhere for them to go so they are easy to get out afterwards. K xx
I was thinking of getting some of those sponge tampons but I was worried they might get lost up yonder. X"
Nah they can't get lost. A few years ago I was very d*unk and inserted a tampon without taking the previous one out! Lunatic  but the first one was easy to locate and remove |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just spoke with mother nature..she said "fuck you too Bitch if you wasnt such a pussy you'd have fucked him anyway, you know youve done it before"
Dont shoot the messenger!
Pmsl! !! Yes I have but I had to be honest with him and let him make an informed decision and I respect that. He's a lovely guy and the wait will be worth it I'm sure."
I should hope he is! High standards only here please!, hope you get exactly what you need soon xx |
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"I just spoke with mother nature..she said "fuck you too Bitch if you wasnt such a pussy you'd have fucked him anyway, you know youve done it before"
Dont shoot the messenger!
Pmsl! !! Yes I have but I had to be honest with him and let him make an informed decision and I respect that. He's a lovely guy and the wait will be worth it I'm sure.
I should hope he is! High standards only here please!, hope you get exactly what you need soon xx"
So do I!!!!! I've calmed down a bit now lol. |
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