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over a year ago
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1. That I've never even tried a cig or taken drugs....people seem to think being a drummer and been in some pretty heavy bands means living the rock n roll lifestyle.
2. I'm quite the artist when it comes to furniture, upholstery, painting, gilding...I even surprise myself sometimes ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"My age. People often mistake me for being 19 or 20. I wish!
If I shave ma beard off I have to provide id when entering a pub "
People ask for id gets ridiculous...I went to buy a 15 DVD....bearing in mind I was wearing a t shirt so all my tattoos were showing, I then give him my drivers license which you need to be 17 to have.....he then spends the next minute or so working out that I'm actually over 15 ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That despite living a really quiet life in the countryside and coming across as quite a boring middle aged person I spent my 20's working in rave clubs in London |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People are surprised that I get bashful and blush a lot
Also, that I don't sound like a farmer or a Wurzel! "
nout wrong with that accent btw..
does me rather well ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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I think what surprises a lot of people who bother to take the time to get to know me is that I'm not actually that dumb, and I am capable of holding an interesting conversation. Even though I may do a job that even a wizened chimp could handle with ease, I've actually got a bit of a brain on me. A lot of the time I tend to hide my light under a big old bushel but if you get to know me I will surprise you. There's way more to me than meets the eye. |
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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago
Dundee/Angus/Blackpool |
That I am shy,but i do open up eventually, been told many times that I look like i was in my 20's and almost looking shocked or surprised when I tell them,plus I can be non chatty in crowded rooms and sometimes I think people think I'm stand offish im not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing really. I'm kinda boring.
Fucking lier "
Eh?
I live a pretty mundane life. Unless you mean the mini zoo.
(Got another today, spent 3 hours retrieving a very small straggly kitten from a rabbit hole this evening) but no 1 who's know me 5 minutes is ever going to be suprised by that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My age (usually people say 23/25)
My name (it's unique)
My voice (people say I speak very posh & well spoken)
My boob's (yes these are an eye opener for many)
Mainly these lol..x
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Your boobs look awesome! ! ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"My age (usually people say 23/25)
My name (it's unique)
My voice (people say I speak very posh & well spoken)
My boob's (yes these are an eye opener for many)
Mainly these lol..x
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Theres a lot more to you than your list ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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"Nothing really. I'm kinda boring.
Fucking lier
Eh?
I live a pretty mundane life. Unless you mean the mini zoo.
(Got another today, spent 3 hours retrieving a very small straggly kitten from a rabbit hole this evening) but no 1 who's know me 5 minutes is ever going to be suprised by that!"
There's nothing boring about you. Fucking mad as a very large box of frogs yes but boring no never |
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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago
not far from you.. |
"My age (usually people say 23/25)
My name (it's unique)
My voice (people say I speak very posh & well spoken)
My boob's (yes these are an eye opener for many)
Mainly these lol..x
Your boobs look awesome! ! "
Thank-you xx |
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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago
not far from you.. |
"My age (usually people say 23/25)
My name (it's unique)
My voice (people say I speak very posh & well spoken)
My boob's (yes these are an eye opener for many)
Mainly these lol..x
Theres a lot more to you than your list "
There is thank-you Kinkygeek.I like our chats and your friendship.
You are nothing like most imagine you are!
Your absolutely awesome & more ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing really. I'm kinda boring.
Fucking lier
Eh?
I live a pretty mundane life. Unless you mean the mini zoo.
(Got another today, spent 3 hours retrieving a very small straggly kitten from a rabbit hole this evening) but no 1 who's know me 5 minutes is ever going to be suprised by that!
There's nothing boring about you. Fucking mad as a very large box of frogs yes but boring no never"
Awwww fanks!
Still nothing suprising about me tho, lol.x |
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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago
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People at work (who started months after me) cant believe that when i initially started i was extremely quiet, as in youd get one word answers if anything most of the time. However in new situations/ meeting new people I can be very shy.
also a couple of girls i work with refused to believe that i am 27 and not 18. Had to show my driving license to prove it ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.
I can play the trombone. That's nerdy "
All music is cool... I'm sure that being a nerd is also cool these days.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.
I can play the trombone. That's nerdy "
I've got an alto sax, we've nearly got a band! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.
I can play the trombone. That's nerdy
I've got an alto sax, we've nearly got a band! "
I can play harp not much use in a band actually is it? ![](/icons/s/confused.gif) |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"My age. People often mistake me for being 19 or 20. I wish!
If I shave ma beard off I have to provide id when entering a pub
People ask for id gets ridiculous...I went to buy a 15 DVD....bearing in mind I was wearing a t shirt so all my tattoos were showing, I then give him my drivers license which you need to be 17 to have.....he then spends the next minute or so working out that I'm actually over 15 "
That sounds like the time I got asked for ID in a petrol station at motorway services when I went to buy cigs about ten years ago.....
I had also put fuel in, in MY car!?!?! On the MOTORWAY!! Isn't like we walked there!!
Their logic? My mate and I were wearing school uniform! We were going to a party on a Saturday night!!?!?!
Feckin eedyots!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.
I can play the trombone. That's nerdy
I've got an alto sax, we've nearly got a band! "
Im a former pro singer/guitarist ....Ladies and gentlemen please welcome live on stage ...THE SEXY SWINGERS |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.
I can play the trombone. That's nerdy
I've got an alto sax, we've nearly got a band!
Im a former pro singer/guitarist ....Ladies and gentlemen please welcome live on stage ...THE SEXY SWINGERS"
I played clarinet at school? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.
I can play the trombone. That's nerdy
I've got an alto sax, we've nearly got a band!
Im a former pro singer/guitarist ....Ladies and gentlemen please welcome live on stage ...THE SEXY SWINGERS
I played clarinet at school? "
Sax, clarinet, piano, trombone and harp
I can already see the daily stars new headline
Musical sex maniacs to appear on britains got talent ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.
I can play the trombone. That's nerdy
I've got an alto sax, we've nearly got a band!
Im a former pro singer/guitarist ....Ladies and gentlemen please welcome live on stage ...THE SEXY SWINGERS
I played clarinet at school?
Sax, clarinet, piano, trombone and harp
I can already see the daily stars new headline
Musical sex maniacs to appear on britains got talent "
PMSL ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.
I can play the trombone. That's nerdy
I've got an alto sax, we've nearly got a band!
Im a former pro singer/guitarist ....Ladies and gentlemen please welcome live on stage ...THE SEXY SWINGERS
I played clarinet at school?
Sax, clarinet, piano, trombone and harp
I can already see the daily stars new headline
Musical sex maniacs to appear on britains got talent
PMSL "
first gig @: alton towers ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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We both look at lot younger. Most people think we really early 30.
That,even being horny all the time,we won't be trying to fuck you as soon as we meet you.
That we met on a sign language course.
That I spoke very little English when I came here first.
MrsSB ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"I can rock the piano. But it's seen as a bit nerdy and not as cool as say a guitar.
I can play the trombone. That's nerdy
I've got an alto sax, we've nearly got a band!
Im a former pro singer/guitarist ....Ladies and gentlemen please welcome live on stage ...THE SEXY SWINGERS"
Put me down for the drums... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think what surprises a lot of people who bother to take the time to get to know me is that I'm not actually that dumb, and I am capable of holding an interesting conversation. Even though I may do a job that even a wizened chimp could handle with ease, I've actually got a bit of a brain on me. A lot of the time I tend to hide my light under a big old bushel but if you get to know me I will surprise you. There's way more to me than meets the eye."
A forgetful brain too ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"I think what surprises a lot of people who bother to take the time to get to know me is that I'm not actually that dumb, and I am capable of holding an interesting conversation. Even though I may do a job that even a wizened chimp could handle with ease, I've actually got a bit of a brain on me. A lot of the time I tend to hide my light under a big old bushel but if you get to know me I will surprise you. There's way more to me than meets the eye.
A forgetful brain too "
Who are you again?! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It used to be my age. Alas, the fine lines are now creeping in. People now seemed surprised when I tell them my occupation. Haven't a clue why, women gardeners aren't unusual. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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that once you get past the brash bolshy confident dont give a fuk hard faced bitch party girl persona that is smush you find helen a very child like deeply thoughtful highly intelligent loyal as a labrador lady of great integraty plauged by insecurities |
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