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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cpl of weeks ago, I got caught short walking home from a night out.

Had to p** in an alleyway!

Oh the shame, first time ever!

P nearly wet herself laughing, any others had to do the "squat of shame?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Yes I have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"Yes I have

Oh and I should add that it just had to be the longest wee ive ever done....well it would be would'nt it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get used to it when camping.....ladies to the right gents to the left, never choose the first tree though.

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By *hocotreacleWoman over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis

Yup, when I was pregnant, constantly peeing behind bushes along roads.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh yes...

Spent all night out in the truck with my other half and very early morning realised I just had to 'go'.. so I climb out the cab do 'the squat' then clamber back in....only to find M laughing his head off whilst informing me that I had just been squatting right in the view of the security camera with my bare bum illuminated by the high-vis jacket I had neatly pulled up round my waist!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Mine was a poo!!! Shame...I know I know and I did go back and clear it up next day...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just to clarify, it was D the male half...P only poops lavender

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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OMG!!!!

I thought you meant pee

My post looks all wrong now,I honestly hav'nt been caught short with a poo and done the longest one ever in public..............oh the shame!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OMG!!!!

I thought you meant pee

My post looks all wrong now,I honestly hav'nt been caught short with a poo and done the longest one ever in public..............oh the shame! "

Ha Ha Mine seemed the longest ever! I was certain someone was going to come walking past....Shame oh...the shame

I blame the chilli and several beers!

Nightmare!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol....I thought it meant pee as well!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"OMG!!!!

I thought you meant pee

My post looks all wrong now,I honestly hav'nt been caught short with a poo and done the longest one ever in public..............oh the shame!

Ha Ha Mine seemed the longest ever! I was certain someone was going to come walking past....Shame oh...the shame

I blame the chilli and several beers!

Nightmare!

next time take a pooper scooper.........dirty dog!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

my friend became ill after being at a muscle festival in France and was caught short after getting of the train poor girl was being ill and had Diarrhoea at the same time she was crying can anyone see me ? and we're all saying no no one can see you when in reality there was a glass tunnel from one side of the station to the other right above us full off people

shes never lived it down to this day lol....oh and has never eaten a muscle since either lol

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By *umpkinMan over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

More than once! The worst was about 7.00am on a morning so cold the diesel was freezing in my tractor!

I had to pull up on the side of a busy dual carriageway, clamber down an overgrown embankment and rest against a big concrete duct, not forgetting to bring a load of paper from the hand wipe roll I carry!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

too many times to mention. worst was in a coo field and very nearly got more than I was expecting!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I gets caught short all the time xx

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