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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
So coming from a cockney background, my lovely dad has some interesting cockney rhyming slang. We all know the usual phrases, i.e. apples and pears, stairs, dog and bone, phone. Any new ones, people can offer? I'll start with ' Kate adie_lovely lady. |
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Just in from Rub a Dub, Trouble doing nowt but Darby n Joan, gave me a slap round the Loaf nearly knocking off me Irish Pig just because I was Tom down me Whistle. |
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"Just in from Rub a Dub, Trouble doing nowt but Darby n Joan, gave me a slap round the Loaf nearly knocking off me Irish Pig just because I was Tom down me Whistle. "
Not sure what it means, I only know cockney!! Where is this from?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eating a good ole reg varnie for lunch!! ( Sarnie )
 
Of course u can't go without a cup of Rosie Lee on the side!!
Love a cup of tea with my reg varnie  "
Haha I also like a slice of give an take with it  |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Just in from Rub a Dub, Trouble doing nowt but Darby n Joan, gave me a slap round the Loaf nearly knocking off me Irish Pig just because I was Tom down me Whistle. "
Ouch! Sorry you got a slap round the head which almost knocked of your wig, hopefully you can get the sick of your suit! |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Eating a good ole reg varnie for lunch!! ( Sarnie )
Of course u can't go without a cup of Rosie Lee on the side!!
Love a cup of tea with my reg varnie
Haha I also like a slice of give an take with it "
Mmmm...cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just in from Rub a Dub, Trouble doing nowt but Darby n Joan, gave me a slap round the Loaf nearly knocking off me Irish Pig just because I was Tom down me Whistle.
Ouch! Sorry you got a slap round the head which almost knocked of your wig, hopefully you can get the sick of your suit! "
Lol now 'darby n joan' the only one can't figure out!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eating a good ole reg varnie for lunch!! ( Sarnie )
Of course u can't go without a cup of Rosie Lee on the side!!
Love a cup of tea with my reg varnie
Haha I also like a slice of give an take with it
Mmmm...cake "
N after every bit of grub I have to go for an oily rag!! |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Just in from Rub a Dub, Trouble doing nowt but Darby n Joan, gave me a slap round the Loaf nearly knocking off me Irish Pig just because I was Tom down me Whistle.
Ouch! Sorry you got a slap round the head which almost knocked of your wig, hopefully you can get the sick of your suit!
Lol now 'darby n joan' the only one can't figure out!!"
(Trouble and strife, wife) Darby and Joan, moan |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Eating a good ole reg varnie for lunch!! ( Sarnie )
Of course u can't go without a cup of Rosie Lee on the side!!
Love a cup of tea with my reg varnie
Haha I also like a slice of give an take with it
Mmmm...cake
N after every bit of grub I have to go for an oily rag!!"
Me too! |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Anyone know the lemon? I've lost my kettle, and I don't wanna be late
Lemon and lime. time. Kettle?
Kettle is a proper old cockney slang word.
Kettle & hob= fob (as in fob watch)"
Gosh, one I've not heard, thank you! |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"not sure if it is Cockney but if I'm upset I say am in a right two and eight.
Sometimes, it's a bit cringe but I mostly love Danny Dyer dropping some slang into EastEnders"
Yes, I use two and eight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Grumble and grunt - cunt
Plates of meat - feet
2 and 8 - state
Trouble and strife- wife
Round the houses- trousers
Dig the grave - shave
Pigs ear - beer
Jam jar - car
Pots and pans - hands
Tom foolery - jewellery
Battle cruiser- boozer
Tom dick - sick
Tom tit - shit
Mince pie - eye
Pork pie - lie
Sauce pan lid - kid
Others available on request |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Polari is along the same vein, although no longer as widely used
Minge – vulva,
beef curtains – labia
Cavalier and Roundhead – uncircumcised and circumcised penis.
Nada to vada in the larder – a small penis
Butch/Femme – masculine/feminine
Drag – clothing
Trade – casual sexual partner |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just in from Rub a Dub, Trouble doing nowt but Darby n Joan, gave me a slap round the Loaf nearly knocking off me Irish Pig just because I was Tom down me Whistle.
Not sure what it means, I only know cockney!! Where is this
Just in from the pub. Trouble strife wife doing nowt but moaning. Got a slap round his head n nearly knocked off his wig.. tom for me is tom tit shit down his suit..... how did I do. from??"
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By *aspsMan
over a year ago
dundee |
"Sky rockets = pockets
Turtle doves = gloves
Baked beans = jeans
Boat race = face
Jam jar= car
Mork an Mindy = windy
Thank you from Scotland!
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Noel hunt c##t
Peas and barely Charlie
Adrian heath teeth
Hans crackles ankles
Hoe chee min gin
Sherbet dip nip
Mick jagger lager
Dustbin lids kids
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By *igtoyMan
over a year ago
Sexytown |
"So coming from a cockney background, my lovely dad has some interesting cockney rhyming slang. We all know the usual phrases, i.e. apples and pears, stairs, dog and bone, phone. Any new ones, people can offer? I'll start with ' Kate adie_lovely lady."
Problem is theres loads of made up modern rhyming slang now. Remember it was made up to prevent prison guards n coppers gaining information from earwigging on conversations. We all speak cockney in our family but its dying out sadly...replaced with bro and blud and fam.
My favourite is:
Aris....from Aristotle=Bottle,
Bottle and glass=arse
e.g. 'shes got a fantastic Aris mate!'
Hampsteads...Royal Docks...skin n blister...lucy lockett...plates o' meat....the list is endless |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"So coming from a cockney background, my lovely dad has some interesting cockney rhyming slang. We all know the usual phrases, i.e. apples and pears, stairs, dog and bone, phone. Any new ones, people can offer? I'll start with ' Kate adie_lovely lady.
Problem is theres loads of made up modern rhyming slang now. Remember it was made up to prevent prison guards n coppers gaining information from earwigging on conversations. We all speak cockney in our family but its dying out sadly...replaced with bro and blud and fam.
My favourite is:
Aris....from Aristotle=Bottle,
Bottle and glass=arse
e.g. 'shes got a fantastic Aris mate!'
Hampsteads...Royal Docks...skin n blister...lucy lockett...plates o' meat....the list is endless"
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By *aspsMan
over a year ago
dundee |
"So coming from a cockney background, my lovely dad has some interesting cockney rhyming slang. We all know the usual phrases, i.e. apples and pears, stairs, dog and bone, phone. Any new ones, people can offer? I'll start with ' Kate adie_lovely lady."
And just to clarify cockney rhyming slang to be classed as a cockney you must be born with in the chimes of the bow bells
Brown bread dead
Bees and honey money
Army and navy gravy
Borrow and beg egg
Bottle and stopper copper |
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By *aspsMan
over a year ago
dundee |
Cuts and scratches matches
Derry and toms bombs
Give and take cake
Early hours flowers
Light and dark park
Loop the loop soup
Lumps of ice advice
Lumps of school fool
Lumps of lead head
Near and far bar
Oily rag fag
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By *aspsMan
over a year ago
dundee |
"Russell harty = party
Mickey mouse = house
Nelly mcphee = pee
Holy ghost = toast
Paul Weller = stellar "
Pint of Nelson Mandela Stella
Barney rubble trouble
Pot and sink stink
Abraham Lincoln stinking
Ian durrants pants
John greggs legs
Bobby sands hands
Little no peep sleep
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