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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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banter to me means exchanging messages having some flirty fun, having a giggle and not taking the conversation seriously.
pssstt invictous.. isn't that Bantham chickens? |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Or a beret-like hat worn at a jaunty angle."
Yes... I already know you get it cheeky!
"buying cheap panties....... oh no, getting confused with barter"
You're gonna get a slap but at least you also get it!! 
"Getting four oranges for a pound instead of three! "
Barter woman!!! But I'm too scared to slap you cause you'll likely shove a hot poker up my chuff or something!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Banter is often misused and like all words changes over time and place.
To me it means playful exchange of cheeky digs. Not to be confused with hurling insults at each other.
The act of bantering is supposed to contain wit and humour.
e.g 1. You fat arse
2. You saggy titted cunt
Is NOT banter.
Banter requires a level of intelligence and is best done by wordsmiths who are able to play on words and bounce something back from what is thrown at them.
N.B I said intelligence NOT education. Some well educated dimwits can't manage badinage in the slightest.
I love the scene in Blackadder where he is selling ( a house I think ) something. The woman says - Oh you have all your banter WORKED OUT don't you?
Adder replies No madam....this is something different. It's SPONTANEOUS and it's called WIT.
That's prob perfect for me. The bloke in the market stall is using pre prepared sales patter. Banter is dynamic occurring at source.
Todays kids say BANTERRRRRRRR in sort of the same way as we say April Fool or Got Ya!
That version twists my tits.....
e.g. Love ya come and have sex with me.
Oh okay then.
BANTERRRRRRRRRRR !
fuggin irritating it is
Uhmmmmmmm that's it then Dirty Girl
Spontaneous and intelligent verbal exchanges between persons that slightly ridicule the recipient. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Barter woman!!! But I'm too scared to slap you cause you'll likely shove a hot poker up my chuff or something!! "
*Titters* You're safe - I don't do girlies! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Granny, you know when "That version twists my tits" would you care to go on cam in the directing rooms so I can see your twisted tits and have some banter haha!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No one ! Ah said NO ONE ! is twisting my tits....
I once pulled a womans nipples so hard I thought I was gonna rip them from her boobs.... still wasn't hard enough for her. ( Tut on my bad sex )
Im never going back but if I did I think I'd have to take some kind of winch or reel ..... kinky bitch.
Im a gentle sort of soul and like a gentle touch x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"bouncing off each other verbally
Sounds slightly kinky.
The bouncing word always has that effect on me.  "
big beautiful billowing bounces....
blindly bouncing your bubbilicious bollocks..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always have a bit of banter with the professor who lives next door, but this morning he turned round and said that my ripostes, "reflect a personality that too readily regresses into inane juvenile protestations."
I said, "No, that's you that is" |
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"bouncing off each other verbally
Sounds slightly kinky.
The bouncing word always has that effect on me.
big beautiful billowing bounces....
blindly bouncing your bubbilicious bollocks..... "
I want you NOW Granny!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my family do it kids......... i say why you saying that its not nice thay say only banter ... lol thats how thay now get away with calling each other things . its new age , lol |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Banter is often misused and like all words changes over time and place.
To me it means playful exchange of cheeky digs. Not to be confused with hurling insults at each other.
The act of bantering is supposed to contain wit and humour.
e.g 1. You fat arse
2. You saggy titted cunt
Is NOT banter.
Banter requires a level of intelligence and is best done by wordsmiths who are able to play on words and bounce something back from what is thrown at them.
N.B I said intelligence NOT education. Some well educated dimwits can't manage badinage in the slightest.
I love the scene in Blackadder where he is selling ( a house I think ) something. The woman says - Oh you have all your banter WORKED OUT don't you?
Adder replies No madam....this is something different. It's SPONTANEOUS and it's called WIT.
That's prob perfect for me. The bloke in the market stall is using pre prepared sales patter. Banter is dynamic occurring at source.
Todays kids say BANTERRRRRRRR in sort of the same way as we say April Fool or Got Ya!
That version twists my tits.....
e.g. Love ya come and have sex with me.
Oh okay then.
BANTERRRRRRRRRRR !
fuggin irritating it is
Uhmmmmmmm that's it then Dirty Girl
Spontaneous and intelligent verbal exchanges between persons that slightly ridicule the recipient. "
b******,
i was sure it was the chicken thing. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Banter is often misused and like all words changes over time and place.
To me it means playful exchange of cheeky digs. Not to be confused with hurling insults at each other.
The act of bantering is supposed to contain wit and humour.
e.g 1. You fat arse
2. You saggy titted cunt
Is NOT banter.
Banter requires a level of intelligence and is best done by wordsmiths who are able to play on words and bounce something back from what is thrown at them.
N.B I said intelligence NOT education. Some well educated dimwits can't manage badinage in the slightest.
I love the scene in Blackadder where he is selling ( a house I think ) something. The woman says - Oh you have all your banter WORKED OUT don't you?
Adder replies No madam....this is something different. It's SPONTANEOUS and it's called WIT.
That's prob perfect for me. The bloke in the market stall is using pre prepared sales patter. Banter is dynamic occurring at source.
Todays kids say BANTERRRRRRRR in sort of the same way as we say April Fool or Got Ya!
That version twists my tits.....
e.g. Love ya come and have sex with me.
Oh okay then.
BANTERRRRRRRRRRR !
fuggin irritating it is
Uhmmmmmmm that's it then Dirty Girl
Spontaneous and intelligent verbal exchanges between persons that slightly ridicule the recipient.
b******,
i was sure it was the chicken thing. "
you talking about my fillets again? I told you father in law, that night in the hotel was a one off and you weren't supposed to be talking to my tits!!!! |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Banter is often misused and like all words changes over time and place.
To me it means playful exchange of cheeky digs. Not to be confused with hurling insults at each other.
The act of bantering is supposed to contain wit and humour.
e.g 1. You fat arse
2. You saggy titted cunt
Is NOT banter.
Banter requires a level of intelligence and is best done by wordsmiths who are able to play on words and bounce something back from what is thrown at them.
N.B I said intelligence NOT education. Some well educated dimwits can't manage badinage in the slightest.
I love the scene in Blackadder where he is selling ( a house I think ) something. The woman says - Oh you have all your banter WORKED OUT don't you?
Adder replies No madam....this is something different. It's SPONTANEOUS and it's called WIT.
That's prob perfect for me. The bloke in the market stall is using pre prepared sales patter. Banter is dynamic occurring at source.
Todays kids say BANTERRRRRRRR in sort of the same way as we say April Fool or Got Ya!
That version twists my tits.....
e.g. Love ya come and have sex with me.
Oh okay then.
BANTERRRRRRRRRRR !
fuggin irritating it is
Uhmmmmmmm that's it then Dirty Girl
Spontaneous and intelligent verbal exchanges between persons that slightly ridicule the recipient.
b******,
i was sure it was the chicken thing.
you talking about my fillets again? I told you father in law, that night in the hotel was a one off and you weren't supposed to be talking to my tits!!!!"
mmdil.they were my only chance,
of a sensible conversation.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I always have a bit of banter with the professor who lives next door, but this morning he turned round and said that my ripostes, "reflect a personality that too readily regresses into inane juvenile protestations."
I said, "No, that's you that is""
Tra mar xxx you are wasted poppet .... and I don't mean pissed xxxxx |
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