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It's Colgates 'NOT his birthday' social...
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...and none of you are invited as there's nothing to celebrate. No there isn't, move along there, yes, you lot.
What that? October but not in half term? Nope, no social then as its not his birthday. |
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over a year ago
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"The only guy alive to never have a birthday it seems. 
I beg to differ......
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/521470
Shhhh, don't mention it...."
I wouldn't dream of it. I know how much he hates a fuss and likes to keep a low profile.
Shy introvert and all that......  |
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"The only guy alive to never have a birthday it seems.
I beg to differ......
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/521470
Ignoring that thread, he didn't seem too happy! "
He loved it really.
Pop in and wish him a happy birthday. |
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"We need to find somewhere in the middle of the country with good motorway and railway connection. There is only one place and that's warrington  I know right.
MrsSB  "
It's Birmingham actually. |
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"We need to find somewhere in the middle of the country with good motorway and railway connection. There is only one place and that's warrington I know right.
MrsSB
It's Birmingham actually. "
No .Birmingham is for England. For the uk is warrington |
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"We need to find somewhere in the middle of the country with good motorway and railway connection. There is only one place and that's warrington I know right.
MrsSB
It's Birmingham actually.
No .Birmingham is for England. For the uk is warrington "
Meh, I'm still going with Birmingham. |
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"We need to find somewhere in the middle of the country with good motorway and railway connection. There is only one place and that's warrington I know right.
MrsSB
It's Birmingham actually.
No .Birmingham is for England. For the uk is warrington
Meh, I'm still going with Birmingham. "
Nope. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Is this like the mysterious Tea Party thread? Y'know I'm happy to not be disinvited to this thing that isn't happening. At a venue that doesn't exist and an unspecified date. |
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"I'm quite happy to turn up to the opening of an envelope as long as it doesn't contain a birthday card.
Xtasia, Jaydees or Hellfire?
Not Hellfire for me and Tina, bring your usual. "
Oooh a buffet...... I'm in!!!!!
Happy birthday Colgate. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"I'm quite happy to turn up to the opening of an envelope as long as it doesn't contain a birthday card.
Xtasia, Jaydees or Hellfire?
Not Hellfire for me and Tina, bring your usual. "
Shame, I like Hellfire
Ok peeps, state a preference, early October good with you all? |
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"I'm quite happy to turn up to the opening of an envelope as long as it doesn't contain a birthday card.
Xtasia, Jaydees or Hellfire?
Not Hellfire for me and Tina, bring your usual.
Shame, I like Hellfire
Ok peeps, state a preference, early October good with you all?"
We would like to attend this non event.
But we are rubbish at keeping up with the forums so m putting my marker down. |
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"Someone say cake?????? 
Low carb cake or brownies
MrsSB "
Brownies aren't cake, they're brownies.
Ffs don't put candles on Colgates cake, we'll have to call the fire brigade..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...and none of you are invited as there's nothing to celebrate. No there isn't, move along there, yes, you lot.
What that? October but not in half term? Nope, no social then as its not his birthday."
Happy un-birthday to you and you and you and you. |
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"Someone say cake??????
Low carb cake or brownies
MrsSB
Brownies aren't cake, they're brownies.
Ffs don't put candles on Colgates cake, we'll have to call the fire brigade..... "
I only have wax play candles. I think he won't mind me bringing them.
You can have brownie cake
MrsSB |
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"Someone say cake??????
Low carb cake or brownies
MrsSB
Brownies aren't cake, they're brownies.
Ffs don't put candles on Colgates cake, we'll have to call the fire brigade..... "
I'm not interested. |
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"Is this like the mysterious Tea Party thread? Y'know I'm happy to not be disinvited to this thing that isn't happening. At a venue that doesn't exist and an unspecified date. "
Everyone was invited to that, just had to make a teeny bit of effort  |
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"We would try to get there, Jaydees or XTasia for the non birthday. So no need to bring cake?
Sarah
Bring all the cake you like but not birthday cake"
Ah no, it's not a secret
I could be persuaded to bring brownies, maybe. |
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"We would try to get there, Jaydees or XTasia for the non birthday. So no need to bring cake?
Sarah
Bring all the cake you like but not birthday cake
Ah no, it's not a secret
I could be persuaded to bring brownies, maybe."
I support this idea. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Someone say cake??????
Low carb cake or brownies
MrsSB
Brownies aren't cake, they're brownies.
Ffs don't put candles on Colgates cake, we'll have to call the fire brigade.....
I only have wax play candles. I think he won't mind me bringing them.
You can have brownie cake
MrsSB "
Party for a non-birthday? Count me in! I do enjoy partying...
SB...you mentioned wax? |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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Brownies will be welcome from both Kinky and Topsy (I'm looking forward to trying them both) there may well be a "not my birthday" cake for those with a sweet filling that needs to be tormented too.
The next question that needs to be answered is dress code (or undress code) should it be a theme night? |
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"Brownies will be welcome from both Kinky and Topsy (I'm looking forward to trying them both) there may well be a "not my birthday" cake for those with a sweet filling that needs to be tormented too.
The next question that needs to be answered is dress code (or undress code) should it be a theme night?"
I thought you tried mine |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"Brownies will be welcome from both Kinky and Topsy (I'm looking forward to trying them both) there may well be a "not my birthday" cake for those with a sweet filling that needs to be tormented too.
The next question that needs to be answered is dress code (or undress code) should it be a theme night?
I thought you tried mine "
I did but I haven't tried Topsys, a back to back taste off could be one of the highlights of the night |
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"Brownies will be welcome from both Kinky and Topsy (I'm looking forward to trying them both) there may well be a "not my birthday" cake for those with a sweet filling that needs to be tormented too.
The next question that needs to be answered is dress code (or undress code) should it be a theme night?"
The theme should be turn up. I'm too old grouchy and cranky to fuck about in fancy dress.  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"Given the current situation with the red tops it would be wise to NOT mention dates and places.
#paranoid "
The red tops won't be interested as there will be nothing to celebrate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can have whatever theme you want, I'm coming as my usually sexy self.
We'll know your there by the gloopy noises......
I've already thought of that, it's a full on bush to muffle the noise."
Phew....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's for cocktails?
could i have a coffee and take a rain check on the cocktails?
You can have what you like if you come along the unbirthday bash "
deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone say cake??????
Low carb cake or brownies
MrsSB
Brownies aren't cake, they're brownies.
Ffs don't put candles on Colgates cake, we'll have to call the fire brigade.....
I'm not interested."
Pffffffft. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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Ok peeps here it is, Jaydees on 8th October for the official "it's not my birthday!" Celebration bash! All welcome! Sign on the dotted line if you want to come along. There will be fun and frivolity and fab forumites all ready to have a good time!
Eyes down for a full house! |
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"Ok peeps here it is, Jaydees on 8th October for the official "it's not my birthday!" Celebration bash! All welcome! Sign on the dotted line if you want to come along. There will be fun and frivolity and fab forumites all ready to have a good time!
Eyes down for a full house!"
Are you putting it on the meets room or do you want us to sign up here? |
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"Ok peeps here it is, Jaydees on 8th October for the official "it's not my birthday!" Celebration bash! All welcome! Sign on the dotted line if you want to come along. There will be fun and frivolity and fab forumites all ready to have a good time!
Eyes down for a full house!"
Oh bugger that's the 1 date I can't do.  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"Nope, tried to rearrange so I could come and not celebrate my b day but my sister have already planned things so I can't come. "
Shame, you would have been a very popular star turn |
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"We need to find somewhere in the middle of the country with good motorway and railway connection. There is only one place and that's warrington I know right.
MrsSB
It's Birmingham actually. "
It's Grantham actually because it's easy to get to but isn't surrounded by badlands |
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