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The incredible shrinking cock !
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This is the second time we have had a message that goes something like this ...
Him : I have a 9 inch cock
Us : Sorry we are not looking for VWE
Him : it's not that big
Us. : it's bloody 9 inches to us that's big
Him : ok it's probably nearer 8 inches
Us. : Sorry that's still to big
Him : actually I've never measured it
Us : erm right ok
Him : ok just measured and it's about 6 inches , will you meet me now ?
And before we get told off it was not from this site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is the second time we have had a message that goes something like this ...
Him : I have a 9 inch cock
Us : Sorry we are not looking for VWE
Him : it's not that big
Us. : it's bloody 9 inches to us that's big
Him : ok it's probably nearer 8 inches
Us. : Sorry that's still to big
Him : actually I've never measured it
Us : erm right ok
Him : ok just measured and it's about 6 inches , will you meet me now ?
And before we get told off it was not from this site "
Sometimes you just have to adjust accordingly |
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"This is the second time we have had a message that goes something like this ...
Him : I have a 9 inch cock
Us : Sorry we are not looking for VWE
Him : it's not that big
Us. : it's bloody 9 inches to us that's big
Him : ok it's probably nearer 8 inches
Us. : Sorry that's still to big
Him : actually I've never measured it
Us : erm right ok
Him : ok just measured and it's about 6 inches , will you meet me now ?
And before we get told off it was not from this site "
God, talk about desperate! |
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All the time, i would say 1/3 messages that refer to how big they are when i say i dont like big cocks get back and say its not that big. In fact i mentioned it on a thread the other day.
That and the magically appearibg faces. When they say i will send a picture by kik. When i say i dont di kik all of a sudden a face appears. they are the two types of messafes that amuse me the most |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha, I've had almost the exact same convo on here a couple of times, does make me giggle. Just imagine the disappointment if someone said hell yeah, love an 9 inch cock, lets meet although I'd imagine he'd come up with an excuse not to meet last minute!! |
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"This is the second time we have had a message that goes something like this ...
Him : I have a 9 inch cock
Us : Sorry we are not looking for VWE
Him : it's not that big
Us. : it's bloody 9 inches to us that's big
Him : ok it's probably nearer 8 inches
Us. : Sorry that's still to big
Him : actually I've never measured it
Us : erm right ok
Him : ok just measured and it's about 6 inches , will you meet me now ?
And before we get told off it was not from this site "
Adjustable cock size... impressive lol.
What size do you meet?   |
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"This is the second time we have had a message that goes something like this ...
Him : I have a 9 inch cock
Us : Sorry we are not looking for VWE
Him : it's not that big
Us. : it's bloody 9 inches to us that's big
Him : ok it's probably nearer 8 inches
Us. : Sorry that's still to big
Him : actually I've never measured it
Us : erm right ok
Him : ok just measured and it's about 6 inches , will you meet me now ?
And before we get told off it was not from this site "
That's brilliant!! What a plonker.
I can never understand why guys would over state the size.... If he was ever lucky enough to get a meet he would have some explaining to do .... And possibly lead to disappointment |
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By *arker66Man
over a year ago
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"This is the second time we have had a message that goes something like this ...
Him : I have a 9 inch cock
Us : Sorry we are not looking for VWE
Him : it's not that big
Us. : it's bloody 9 inches to us that's big
Him : ok it's probably nearer 8 inches
Us. : Sorry that's still to big
Him : actually I've never measured it
Us : erm right ok
Him : ok just measured and it's about 6 inches , will you meet me now ?
And before we get told off it was not from this site "
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"This is the second time we have had a message that goes something like this ...
Him : I have a 9 inch cock
Us : Sorry we are not looking for VWE
Him : it's not that big
Us. : it's bloody 9 inches to us that's big
Him : ok it's probably nearer 8 inches
Us. : Sorry that's still to big
Him : actually I've never measured it
Us : erm right ok
Him : ok just measured and it's about 6 inches , will you meet me now ?
And before we get told off it was not from this site "
Hehe I have had very similar conversations! All men add at least an inch lol!  |
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Refreshing to hear some peeps saying they are not interested in super todgers. There may be hope for me yet.
And yeah...in the absence of a real life adjustable telescopic cock...this guy is ovs a compulsive terrible lier. 
Actually a telescopic cock would be the business...adjustable to suit every occassion...with added girth control..and...fuck it..while we are in fantasy land why not make it prehensile like an elephants trunk? G spot cock cums with ease and an option for deniable shoplifting!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is the second time we have had a message that goes something like this ...
Him : I have a 9 inch cock
Us : Sorry we are not looking for VWE
Him : it's not that big
Us. : it's bloody 9 inches to us that's big
Him : ok it's probably nearer 8 inches
Us. : Sorry that's still to big
Him : actually I've never measured it
Us : erm right ok
Him : ok just measured and it's about 6 inches , will you meet me now ?
And before we get told off it was not from this site "
ive had that a few times
When a big guy mails me and i say i dont meet guys with big cock it always seems to loose an inch or three |
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