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Ye Olde Nocturnal Roll Call
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perving as always! 
Coming from you, I am shocked
Well you know, I thought I'd give it a go for a change. Wanna give me a hand?  "
Is that code for "fancy a fuck"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As Rhianna sang....Work,Work,Work,Work,Work,Work....but not too busy
Sounds about right
What films have you got lined up for the night?"
None, I'm currently skim reading cv's for staff vacancies. Highly entertaining  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perving as always!
Coming from you, I am shocked
Well you know, I thought I'd give it a go for a change. Wanna give me a hand?
Is that code for "fancy a fuck" "
Depends.....will it work if it is?   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As Rhianna sang....Work,Work,Work,Work,Work,Work....but not too busy
Sounds about right
What films have you got lined up for the night?
None, I'm currently skim reading cv's for staff vacancies. Highly entertaining "
Now that's the rock & roll life |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perving as always!
Coming from you, I am shocked
Well you know, I thought I'd give it a go for a change. Wanna give me a hand?
Is that code for "fancy a fuck"
Depends.....will it work if it is? "
Currently no |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening all, I'm watching CBB but I'm damned if I've heard of half of 'em 
Although there's a couple of hot babes in there "
Is there? Must have missed them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Perving as always!
Coming from you, I am shocked
Well you know, I thought I'd give it a go for a change. Wanna give me a hand?
Is that code for "fancy a fuck"
Depends.....will it work if it is?
Currently no "
Lol in which case it was an offer for you to join me in perving over the remaining forumites |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening rose I'm waiting for my daughter to get off Netflix so I can watch a film. xxx
Evening lovely 
Is your Fab button working again yet? "
it's not been workin properly since I came back. It only seems to be counting one in every ten fans.  xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Howdy
Good evening sexy Irish lady
Hello you x
How you doin'?
Good, thanks! Pervin'
You?
Attempting to colour through my sneezing "
Aww, feel better soon x |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"evening catweazle xx
Good evening m'dear, how long til you start the new job? xx "
next tuesday induction day then start properly weds 2-8 not looking forward to the 16 mile walk tho |
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"evening catweazle xx
Good evening m'dear, how long til you start the new job? xx next tuesday induction day then start properly weds 2-8 not looking forward to the 16 mile walk tho "
Walk!!!! You'd better set out now lol I thought you said there was a bus  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lying nude in hotel Mrs inexp unconscious on me after a nice squirt session preparing for tomorrow nights first bit of fun in Belfast the a bigger party Saturday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was sleepy after a nap on the sofa, till some dickheads started letting off massive fire works, they've blown up 6 wheelie bins and hit a car with a rocket, went through the back window and car caught fire. My wheelie bin is fine, so is my car, and I got to make the fire crew a cuppa. |
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"Was sleepy after a nap on the sofa, till some dickheads started letting off massive fire works, they've blown up 6 wheelie bins and hit a car with a rocket, went through the back window and car caught fire. My wheelie bin is fine, so is my car, and I got to make the fire crew a cuppa. "
But i bet they are having such a laugh!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was sleepy after a nap on the sofa, till some dickheads started letting off massive fire works, they've blown up 6 wheelie bins and hit a car with a rocket, went through the back window and car caught fire. My wheelie bin is fine, so is my car, and I got to make the fire crew a cuppa.
But i bet they are having such a laugh!
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Not now they're not, neighbours caught 2 of them, the other 2 the police stopped as they tried to leave the area, cars not insured or taxed so will now be crushed. |
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"Was sleepy after a nap on the sofa, till some dickheads started letting off massive fire works, they've blown up 6 wheelie bins and hit a car with a rocket, went through the back window and car caught fire. My wheelie bin is fine, so is my car, and I got to make the fire crew a cuppa.
But i bet they are having such a laugh!
Not now they're not, neighbours caught 2 of them, the other 2 the police stopped as they tried to leave the area, cars not insured or taxed so will now be crushed. "
Now that is a perfect ending.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was sleepy after a nap on the sofa, till some dickheads started letting off massive fire works, they've blown up 6 wheelie bins and hit a car with a rocket, went through the back window and car caught fire. My wheelie bin is fine, so is my car, and I got to make the fire crew a cuppa.
Tart
I was dressed! Well, I was wearing a MLP playsuit. 
Like I said tart "
I was ready for bed when it all kicked off. I was a good girl and stayed out of the scrapping, 
If I'd know I'd have found a nicer outfit. |
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"Was sleepy after a nap on the sofa, till some dickheads started letting off massive fire works, they've blown up 6 wheelie bins and hit a car with a rocket, went through the back window and car caught fire. My wheelie bin is fine, so is my car, and I got to make the fire crew a cuppa.
Tart
I was dressed! Well, I was wearing a MLP playsuit.
Like I said tart
I was ready for bed when it all kicked off. I was a good girl and stayed out of the scrapping,
If I'd know I'd have found a nicer outfit. "
Anything for a fireman and his hose I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was sleepy after a nap on the sofa, till some dickheads started letting off massive fire works, they've blown up 6 wheelie bins and hit a car with a rocket, went through the back window and car caught fire. My wheelie bin is fine, so is my car, and I got to make the fire crew a cuppa.
Tart
I was dressed! Well, I was wearing a MLP playsuit.
Like I said tart
I was ready for bed when it all kicked off. I was a good girl and stayed out of the scrapping,
If I'd know I'd have found a nicer outfit.
Anything for a fireman and his hose I know "
Tbf, they're the voluntary unit rather than full time fire fighters, 1of them I know as his lads in midgets class. They had a joint b day party at the fire station. |
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"Was sleepy after a nap on the sofa, till some dickheads started letting off massive fire works, they've blown up 6 wheelie bins and hit a car with a rocket, went through the back window and car caught fire. My wheelie bin is fine, so is my car, and I got to make the fire crew a cuppa.
Tart
I was dressed! Well, I was wearing a MLP playsuit.
Like I said tart
I was ready for bed when it all kicked off. I was a good girl and stayed out of the scrapping,
If I'd know I'd have found a nicer outfit.
Anything for a fireman and his hose I know
Tbf, they're the voluntary unit rather than full time fire fighters, 1of them I know as his lads in midgets class. They had a joint b day party at the fire station. "
Haha like mother like daughter later sweet xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why am I still up
I went to bed 3 hours ago slept for 2 then woke up wide awake grrrrr
I have a meet at 11 too.
11 is a lie in. "
I will be leaving at 930 to allow for the m4 and m25 traffic |
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"Why am I still up
I went to bed 3 hours ago slept for 2 then woke up wide awake grrrrr
I have a meet at 11 too.
11 is a lie in.
I will be leaving at 930 to allow for the m4 and m25 traffic"
My alarm is between 4.30 and 6.30
You're officially a light weight |
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"Ok I'm awake - due to have a meet tonight, but getting that He's not going to turn up' feeling  xx
At this time?
Brave or foolish man. 
No, he's not due until 8.30 Friday night lol xx"
Pmsl are you over excited or anxious then???? |
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"Working n Lurking here
Creep awww thanks .
Well you didnt shout BOO so i couldnt jump You want me too jump you ?
You could jump me lol xx Haha you are gonna get jumped at 8.30 tonight . If I jump yer you would not be able to walk till Monday
Well that's the plan, but I've feeling he's not going to turn up - he's gone quiet and no messages today! So are you free this weekend, I'm off tomorrow "
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"Working n Lurking here
Creep awww thanks .
Well you didnt shout BOO so i couldnt jump You want me too jump you ?
You could jump me lol xx Haha you are gonna get jumped at 8.30 tonight . If I jump yer you would not be able to walk till Monday
Well that's the plan, but I've feeling he's not going to turn up - he's gone quiet and no messages today! So are you free this weekend, I'm off tomorrow He will be there . Have faith . I will get warmed up on the sideline just incase "
I'll make sure the car is full of petrol and meet you half way.
PS Smoothies, bugger off I think I've pulled - honestly, call yourselves friends!!!! |
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"Working n Lurking here
Creep awww thanks .
Well you didnt shout BOO so i couldnt jump You want me too jump you ?
You could jump me lol xx Haha you are gonna get jumped at 8.30 tonight . If I jump yer you would not be able to walk till Monday
Well that's the plan, but I've feeling he's not going to turn up - he's gone quiet and no messages today! So are you free this weekend, I'm off tomorrow He will be there . Have faith . I will get warmed up on the sideline just incase
I'll make sure the car is full of petrol and meet you half way.
PS Smoothies, bugger off I think I've pulled - honestly, call yourselves friends!!!! ooooh I love been pulled
You can have him I'm not in the mood to mud wrestle naked for him "
I was thinking naked jelly wrestling, but you're no fun.
Right I'm off to sleep as it looks as though I'm off to 'ull tomorrow lol xx |
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"Working n Lurking here
Creep awww thanks .
Well you didnt shout BOO so i couldnt jump You want me too jump you ?
You could jump me lol xx Haha you are gonna get jumped at 8.30 tonight . If I jump yer you would not be able to walk till Monday
Well that's the plan, but I've feeling he's not going to turn up - he's gone quiet and no messages today! So are you free this weekend, I'm off tomorrow He will be there . Have faith . I will get warmed up on the sideline just incase
I'll make sure the car is full of petrol and meet you half way.
PS Smoothies, bugger off I think I've pulled - honestly, call yourselves friends!!!! ooooh I love been pulled
You can have him I'm not in the mood to mud wrestle naked for him I will referee ( and take pics ) "
Read ALL of the sentence |
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"Working n Lurking here
Creep awww thanks .
Well you didnt shout BOO so i couldnt jump You want me too jump you ?
You could jump me lol xx Haha you are gonna get jumped at 8.30 tonight . If I jump yer you would not be able to walk till Monday
Well that's the plan, but I've feeling he's not going to turn up - he's gone quiet and no messages today! So are you free this weekend, I'm off tomorrow He will be there . Have faith . I will get warmed up on the sideline just incase
I'll make sure the car is full of petrol and meet you half way.
PS Smoothies, bugger off I think I've pulled - honestly, call yourselves friends!!!! ooooh I love been pulled
You can have him I'm not in the mood to mud wrestle naked for him I will referee ( and take pics ) "
No pics please, I've already appeared in the sun!!!! X |
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"Working n Lurking here
Creep awww thanks .
Well you didnt shout BOO so i couldnt jump You want me too jump you ?
You could jump me lol xx Haha you are gonna get jumped at 8.30 tonight . If I jump yer you would not be able to walk till Monday
Well that's the plan, but I've feeling he's not going to turn up - he's gone quiet and no messages today! So are you free this weekend, I'm off tomorrow He will be there . Have faith . I will get warmed up on the sideline just incase
I'll make sure the car is full of petrol and meet you half way.
PS Smoothies, bugger off I think I've pulled - honestly, call yourselves friends!!!! ooooh I love been pulled
You can have him I'm not in the mood to mud wrestle naked for him
I was thinking naked jelly wrestling, but you're no fun.
Right I'm off to sleep as it looks as though I'm off to 'ull tomorrow lol xx"
Av you ad all your vaccinations to go ooooop north?
Sweet dreams |
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"Working n Lurking here
Creep awww thanks .
Well you didnt shout BOO so i couldnt jump You want me too jump you ?
You could jump me lol xx Haha you are gonna get jumped at 8.30 tonight . If I jump yer you would not be able to walk till Monday
Well that's the plan, but I've feeling he's not going to turn up - he's gone quiet and no messages today! So are you free this weekend, I'm off tomorrow He will be there . Have faith . I will get warmed up on the sideline just incase
I'll make sure the car is full of petrol and meet you half way.
PS Smoothies, bugger off I think I've pulled - honestly, call yourselves friends!!!! ooooh I love been pulled
You can have him I'm not in the mood to mud wrestle naked for him I will referee ( and take pics )
Read ALL of the sentence "
It's 4.00 am - who bothers to read anything and anyway I'm all excited I've pulled lol. Night xx |
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"Working n Lurking here
Creep awww thanks .
Well you didnt shout BOO so i couldnt jump You want me too jump you ?
You could jump me lol xx Haha you are gonna get jumped at 8.30 tonight . If I jump yer you would not be able to walk till Monday
Well that's the plan, but I've feeling he's not going to turn up - he's gone quiet and no messages today! So are you free this weekend, I'm off tomorrow He will be there . Have faith . I will get warmed up on the sideline just incase
I'll make sure the car is full of petrol and meet you half way.
PS Smoothies, bugger off I think I've pulled - honestly, call yourselves friends!!!! ooooh I love been pulled
You can have him I'm not in the mood to mud wrestle naked for him I will referee ( and take pics )
No pics please, I've already appeared in the sun!!!! X"
I rest my case |
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"Working n Lurking here
Creep awww thanks .
Well you didnt shout BOO so i couldnt jump You want me too jump you ?
You could jump me lol xx Haha you are gonna get jumped at 8.30 tonight . If I jump yer you would not be able to walk till Monday
Well that's the plan, but I've feeling he's not going to turn up - he's gone quiet and no messages today! So are you free this weekend, I'm off tomorrow He will be there . Have faith . I will get warmed up on the sideline just incase
I'll make sure the car is full of petrol and meet you half way.
PS Smoothies, bugger off I think I've pulled - honestly, call yourselves friends!!!! ooooh I love been pulled
You can have him I'm not in the mood to mud wrestle naked for him I will referee ( and take pics )
Read ALL of the sentence
It's 4.00 am - who bothers to read anything and anyway I'm all excited I've pulled lol. Night xx"
Him not you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Working n Lurking here
Creep awww thanks .
Well you didnt shout BOO so i couldnt jump You want me too jump you ?
You could jump me lol xx Haha you are gonna get jumped at 8.30 tonight . If I jump yer you would not be able to walk till Monday
Well that's the plan, but I've feeling he's not going to turn up - he's gone quiet and no messages today! So are you free this weekend, I'm off tomorrow He will be there . Have faith . I will get warmed up on the sideline just incase
I'll make sure the car is full of petrol and meet you half way.
PS Smoothies, bugger off I think I've pulled - honestly, call yourselves friends!!!! ooooh I love been pulled
You can have him I'm not in the mood to mud wrestle naked for him I will referee ( and take pics )
Read ALL of the sentence
It's 4.00 am - who bothers to read anything and anyway I'm all excited I've pulled lol. Night xx"
exactly. I only saw the naked mud wrestling . The rest was a blur |
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"Working n Lurking here
Creep awww thanks .
Well you didnt shout BOO so i couldnt jump You want me too jump you ?
You could jump me lol xx Haha you are gonna get jumped at 8.30 tonight . If I jump yer you would not be able to walk till Monday
Well that's the plan, but I've feeling he's not going to turn up - he's gone quiet and no messages today! So are you free this weekend, I'm off tomorrow He will be there . Have faith . I will get warmed up on the sideline just incase
I'll make sure the car is full of petrol and meet you half way.
PS Smoothies, bugger off I think I've pulled - honestly, call yourselves friends!!!! ooooh I love been pulled
You can have him I'm not in the mood to mud wrestle naked for him I will referee ( and take pics )
Read ALL of the sentence
It's 4.00 am - who bothers to read anything and anyway I'm all excited I've pulled lol. Night xx exactly. I only saw the naked mud wrestling . The rest was a blur "
On that note sweet dreams |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Working n Lurking here
Creep awww thanks .
Well you didnt shout BOO so i couldnt jump You want me too jump you ?
You could jump me lol xx Haha you are gonna get jumped at 8.30 tonight . If I jump yer you would not be able to walk till Monday
Well that's the plan, but I've feeling he's not going to turn up - he's gone quiet and no messages today! So are you free this weekend, I'm off tomorrow He will be there . Have faith . I will get warmed up on the sideline just incase
I'll make sure the car is full of petrol and meet you half way.
PS Smoothies, bugger off I think I've pulled - honestly, call yourselves friends!!!! ooooh I love been pulled
You can have him I'm not in the mood to mud wrestle naked for him I will referee ( and take pics )
Read ALL of the sentence
It's 4.00 am - who bothers to read anything and anyway I'm all excited I've pulled lol. Night xx exactly. I only saw the naked mud wrestling . The rest was a blur
On that note sweet dreams "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok I'm awake - due to have a meet tonight, but getting that He's not going to turn up' feeling xx
Hope they do...you dont deserve to be stood up. Thank you, but it won't be the first time lol xx"
You'll be fine if he's not due for a few hours yet...only an idiot would stand you up |
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