"According to a survey, 69% of BMW drivers would describe themselves as being promiscuous"
That's an interesting start to a personal statement but I'd suggest rethinking your whole Cv to be honest. |
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"According to a survey, 69% of BMW drivers would describe themselves as being promiscuous
That's an interesting start to a personal statement but I'd suggest rethinking your whole Cv to be honest."
Ya mean, putting that on my job application for a salesmans position at the local BMW dealer isn't gonna cut it?  |
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I had a BMW for a few years. At the time I wasn't promiscuous or a bad driver. I have to admit it wasn't my choice to buy the car,I picked a Nissan Micra  |
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"Maybe if BMW drivers are cocks they should all get together with Audi drivers because they are CU@TS  "
One of my regular partners had a BMW M3 when I met him,then got an Audi R8 and now has a BMW 7 series.
So he's a cocky cunt |
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"Had to laugh a few weeks ago at the BMW driver showing off to his passenger friend. He drove like an idiot through a roundabout and clipped the kerb and span the car. No damage except the front nearside wheel was bent but the passenger complained of neck pains. Paramedics called who in turn called the fire brigade. They cut the roof off to get the passenger out fearing back problems. Result? No injury, car written off and he wasn't insured 
Oh dear, how sad, never mind "
Made me laugh
I'm a Ford driver... slow as fook unless I'm VERY late for our Friday nights out... |
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"Had to laugh a few weeks ago at the BMW driver showing off to his passenger friend. He drove like an idiot through a roundabout and clipped the kerb and span the car. No damage except the front nearside wheel was bent but the passenger complained of neck pains. Paramedics called who in turn called the fire brigade. They cut the roof off to get the passenger out fearing back problems. Result? No injury, car written off and he wasn't insured
Oh dear, how sad, never mind
Made me laugh
I'm a Ford driver... slow as fook unless I'm VERY late for our Friday nights out... "
It's okay, don't worry. The same survey stated that 56% of Ford drivers are or would like to be married. |
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"Had to laugh a few weeks ago at the BMW driver showing off to his passenger friend. He drove like an idiot through a roundabout and clipped the kerb and span the car. No damage except the front nearside wheel was bent but the passenger complained of neck pains. Paramedics called who in turn called the fire brigade. They cut the roof off to get the passenger out fearing back problems. Result? No injury, car written off and he wasn't insured
Oh dear, how sad, never mind
How did you know he wasn't insured?"
It's possible to check the insurance status of vehicles online. Of course, you do have to tick a box stating that you own or have a genuine interest in the vehicle you are checking. |
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"Think this could relate to all German car drivers especially on the m4 near reading. "
Oh dear, I do think that being "on the M4 near Reading" is a bit of a status symbol. People, generally, have a misconception that Reading is a wealthy, well to do, technology valley kinda place. And the M4 is the motorway used by all the most successful people from their second home near to Gatcombe.
Sadly, a couple of years ago, I had to spend three full weeks in Reading. I went out one night. It was "Me and the barman for company" almost everywhere, except for Jamies which was filled with German car drivers who presumably were only there because they couldn't secure a table reservation in nearby Windsor, and the local Witherspoons, filled with locals.  |
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"Think this could relate to all German car drivers especially on the m4 near reading.
Oh dear, I do think that being "on the M4 near Reading" is a bit of a status symbol. People, generally, have a misconception that Reading is a wealthy, well to do, technology valley kinda place. And the M4 is the motorway used by all the most successful people from their second home near to Gatcombe.
Sadly, a couple of years ago, I had to spend three full weeks in Reading. I went out one night. It was "Me and the barman for company" almost everywhere, except for Jamies which was filled with German car drivers who presumably were only there because they couldn't secure a table reservation in nearby Windsor, and the local Witherspoons, filled with locals. "
Reading is a shit hole for all the financial and Internet hqs in this country.
I have the misfortune to be stuck here |
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Last 4 cars were BM's, fabulous to drive, great cars, think OP is using a very broad brush to tarnish all and sundry,plenty of other makes have poor drivers behind the wheel, I say last 4 cars, as yesterday I traded my 5 series in for a Range Rover, the 5 series got me everywhere even in the snow but I live right on the edge of the Peak District and we can have snow from Oct to April when the center of Sheffield will be dry and sunny, so no more worrying when working over in Manchester,Stoke / anywhere over the peaks as to wether I can get home ...... |
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