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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Where are all the genuine single women on here?

Rocking horse pooh springs to mind haha.

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm genuinely single on here

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm a genuinely single woman. I'm not bi though and, I assume, that's the unicorn with rocking horse poop that you seek.

What have you got to offer them?

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By *asokittyWoman  over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Another one here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm bisexual and single.

Though I don't have a horn and I don't meet couples.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple  over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

you confused me changing your user name xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And another.

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By *workoutMan  over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"And another. "

You're clearly single by choice though right? I've seen your name mentioned in several hotlist conversations, you're obviously on mine too!

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Damn, lets narrow it down... no lets not ambush another persons thread....

However we will be watching....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another.

You're clearly single by choice though right? I've seen your name mentioned in several hotlist conversations, you're obviously on mine too! "

By choice?

Hell no, I'm just too crazy for anyone to date me.

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By *rs DCouple  over a year ago

far

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By *workoutMan  over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"And another.

You're clearly single by choice though right? I've seen your name mentioned in several hotlist conversations, you're obviously on mine too!

By choice?

Hell no, I'm just too crazy for anyone to date me. "

Haha, fair enough, the fun kind of crazy I'm thinking?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another.

You're clearly single by choice though right? I've seen your name mentioned in several hotlist conversations, you're obviously on mine too!

By choice?

Hell no, I'm just too crazy for anyone to date me.

Haha, fair enough, the fun kind of crazy I'm thinking? "

I thought it was really funny when I created that doll and out pins in it. Creative too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another.

You're clearly single by choice though right? I've seen your name mentioned in several hotlist conversations, you're obviously on mine too! "

Smooth

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By *workoutMan  over a year ago

Cradley Heath


"And another.

You're clearly single by choice though right? I've seen your name mentioned in several hotlist conversations, you're obviously on mine too!

By choice?

Hell no, I'm just too crazy for anyone to date me.

Haha, fair enough, the fun kind of crazy I'm thinking?

I thought it was really funny when I created that doll and out pins in it. Creative too. "

Oh, that kind of crazy...Meh you're hot so it'd be worth the risk

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"And another.

You're clearly single by choice though right? I've seen your name mentioned in several hotlist conversations, you're obviously on mine too!

By choice?

Hell no, I'm just too crazy for anyone to date me.

Haha, fair enough, the fun kind of crazy I'm thinking?

I thought it was really funny when I created that doll and out pins in it. Creative too. "

Acupuncture works... well for some people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another.

You're clearly single by choice though right? I've seen your name mentioned in several hotlist conversations, you're obviously on mine too!

By choice?

Hell no, I'm just too crazy for anyone to date me.

Haha, fair enough, the fun kind of crazy I'm thinking?

I thought it was really funny when I created that doll and out pins in it. Creative too.

Acupuncture works... well for some people. "

My point exactly!

He should have been grateful I tried to help him.

Don't think there was any need for an injunction and even after telling him that 10 times he still didn't believe me.

He moved to Canada in the end...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another.

You're clearly single by choice though right? I've seen your name mentioned in several hotlist conversations, you're obviously on mine too!

By choice?

Hell no, I'm just too crazy for anyone to date me.

Haha, fair enough, the fun kind of crazy I'm thinking?

I thought it was really funny when I created that doll and out pins in it. Creative too.

Acupuncture works... well for some people.

My point exactly!

He should have been grateful I tried to help him.

Don't think there was any need for an injunction and even after telling him that 10 times he still didn't believe me.

He moved to Canada in the end..."

I want to move to Canada too . BC or Alberta preferably please!

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By *eliz NelsonMan  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I'm a genuinely single....... hang on....scrolls up page!!! Ah! Erm! Rolls eyes, hands in pockets, exits stage left

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

genuinely single and bi here x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another.

You're clearly single by choice though right? I've seen your name mentioned in several hotlist conversations, you're obviously on mine too!

By choice?

Hell no, I'm just too crazy for anyone to date me.

Haha, fair enough, the fun kind of crazy I'm thinking?

I thought it was really funny when I created that doll and out pins in it. Creative too.

Acupuncture works... well for some people.

My point exactly!

He should have been grateful I tried to help him.

Don't think there was any need for an injunction and even after telling him that 10 times he still didn't believe me.

He moved to Canada in the end...

I want to move to Canada too . BC or Alberta preferably please!"

I'd ask him if he'd recommend it but he changed his name and my pi can't locate him anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Single and happy. Beginning to experiment too

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By *inglehotchickWoman  over a year ago

blackpool

Single bi unicorn here x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another.

You're clearly single by choice though right? I've seen your name mentioned in several hotlist conversations, you're obviously on mine too!

By choice?

Hell no, I'm just too crazy for anyone to date me.

Haha, fair enough, the fun kind of crazy I'm thinking?

I thought it was really funny when I created that doll and out pins in it. Creative too.

Acupuncture works... well for some people.

My point exactly!

He should have been grateful I tried to help him.

Don't think there was any need for an injunction and even after telling him that 10 times he still didn't believe me.

He moved to Canada in the end...

I want to move to Canada too . BC or Alberta preferably please!

I'd ask him if he'd recommend it but he changed his name and my pi can't locate him anymore. "

I've been there, don't need recommendation, just a permanent stay visa . The place is heaven on earth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another.

You're clearly single by choice though right? I've seen your name mentioned in several hotlist conversations, you're obviously on mine too!

By choice?

Hell no, I'm just too crazy for anyone to date me.

Haha, fair enough, the fun kind of crazy I'm thinking?

I thought it was really funny when I created that doll and out pins in it. Creative too.

Acupuncture works... well for some people.

My point exactly!

He should have been grateful I tried to help him.

Don't think there was any need for an injunction and even after telling him that 10 times he still didn't believe me.

He moved to Canada in the end...

I want to move to Canada too . BC or Alberta preferably please!

I'd ask him if he'd recommend it but he changed his name and my pi can't locate him anymore. "

What??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another.

You're clearly single by choice though right? I've seen your name mentioned in several hotlist conversations, you're obviously on mine too!

By choice?

Hell no, I'm just too crazy for anyone to date me.

Haha, fair enough, the fun kind of crazy I'm thinking?

I thought it was really funny when I created that doll and out pins in it. Creative too.

Acupuncture works... well for some people.

My point exactly!

He should have been grateful I tried to help him.

Don't think there was any need for an injunction and even after telling him that 10 times he still didn't believe me.

He moved to Canada in the end...

I want to move to Canada too . BC or Alberta preferably please!

I'd ask him if he'd recommend it but he changed his name and my pi can't locate him anymore.

What?? "

That's what I said when he told me he couldn't find him.

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By *icentiousCouple  over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"And another.

You're clearly single by choice though right? I've seen your name mentioned in several hotlist conversations, you're obviously on mine too!

By choice?

Hell no, I'm just too crazy for anyone to date me.

Haha, fair enough, the fun kind of crazy I'm thinking?

I thought it was really funny when I created that doll and out pins in it. Creative too.

Acupuncture works... well for some people.

My point exactly!

He should have been grateful I tried to help him.

Don't think there was any need for an injunction and even after telling him that 10 times he still didn't believe me.

He moved to Canada in the end..."

Well there was a certain oriental lady that sought me respect about needles

Then fucked off back to China

.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another.

You're clearly single by choice though right? I've seen your name mentioned in several hotlist conversations, you're obviously on mine too!

By choice?

Hell no, I'm just too crazy for anyone to date me.

Haha, fair enough, the fun kind of crazy I'm thinking?

I thought it was really funny when I created that doll and out pins in it. Creative too.

Acupuncture works... well for some people.

My point exactly!

He should have been grateful I tried to help him.

Don't think there was any need for an injunction and even after telling him that 10 times he still didn't believe me.

He moved to Canada in the end...

I want to move to Canada too . BC or Alberta preferably please!

I'd ask him if he'd recommend it but he changed his name and my pi can't locate him anymore.

What??

That's what I said when he told me he couldn't find him. "

I ment, what in gods name are you on about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm genuinely single on here"

Ditto. *hands up*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another.

You're clearly single by choice though right? I've seen your name mentioned in several hotlist conversations, you're obviously on mine too!

By choice?

Hell no, I'm just too crazy for anyone to date me.

Haha, fair enough, the fun kind of crazy I'm thinking?

I thought it was really funny when I created that doll and out pins in it. Creative too.

Acupuncture works... well for some people.

My point exactly!

He should have been grateful I tried to help him.

Don't think there was any need for an injunction and even after telling him that 10 times he still didn't believe me.

He moved to Canada in the end...

I want to move to Canada too . BC or Alberta preferably please!

I'd ask him if he'd recommend it but he changed his name and my pi can't locate him anymore.

What??

That's what I said when he told me he couldn't find him.

I ment, what in gods name are you on about "

Can't you read?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another.

You're clearly single by choice though right? I've seen your name mentioned in several hotlist conversations, you're obviously on mine too!

By choice?

Hell no, I'm just too crazy for anyone to date me.

Haha, fair enough, the fun kind of crazy I'm thinking?

I thought it was really funny when I created that doll and out pins in it. Creative too.

Acupuncture works... well for some people.

My point exactly!

He should have been grateful I tried to help him.

Don't think there was any need for an injunction and even after telling him that 10 times he still didn't believe me.

He moved to Canada in the end...

I want to move to Canada too . BC or Alberta preferably please!

I'd ask him if he'd recommend it but he changed his name and my pi can't locate him anymore.

What??

That's what I said when he told me he couldn't find him.

I ment, what in gods name are you on about

Can't you read?"

Yes, firstly what has this got to do with the thread, secondly are you making it up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another.

You're clearly single by choice though right? I've seen your name mentioned in several hotlist conversations, you're obviously on mine too!

By choice?

Hell no, I'm just too crazy for anyone to date me.

Haha, fair enough, the fun kind of crazy I'm thinking?

I thought it was really funny when I created that doll and out pins in it. Creative too.

Acupuncture works... well for some people.

My point exactly!

He should have been grateful I tried to help him.

Don't think there was any need for an injunction and even after telling him that 10 times he still didn't believe me.

He moved to Canada in the end...

I want to move to Canada too . BC or Alberta preferably please!

I'd ask him if he'd recommend it but he changed his name and my pi can't locate him anymore.

What??

That's what I said when he told me he couldn't find him.

I ment, what in gods name are you on about

Can't you read?

Yes, firstly what has this got to do with the thread, secondly are you making it up "

Of course I'm making it up. Who in there right mind pays for a PI when there's such things as Facebook etc.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another.

You're clearly single by choice though right? I've seen your name mentioned in several hotlist conversations, you're obviously on mine too!

By choice?

Hell no, I'm just too crazy for anyone to date me.

Haha, fair enough, the fun kind of crazy I'm thinking?

I thought it was really funny when I created that doll and out pins in it. Creative too.

Acupuncture works... well for some people.

My point exactly!

He should have been grateful I tried to help him.

Don't think there was any need for an injunction and even after telling him that 10 times he still didn't believe me.

He moved to Canada in the end...

I want to move to Canada too . BC or Alberta preferably please!

I'd ask him if he'd recommend it but he changed his name and my pi can't locate him anymore.

What??

That's what I said when he told me he couldn't find him.

I ment, what in gods name are you on about

Can't you read?

Yes, firstly what has this got to do with the thread, secondly are you making it up

Of course I'm making it up. Who in there right mind pays for a PI when there's such things as Facebook etc.

"

Of course, now it all makes sense,

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By *ucyfur77Woman  over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Where are all the genuine single women on here?

Rocking horse pooh springs to mind haha.

Xx"

Genuine, single and a unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ex unicorn! I used to meet couples although being part of a couple now I see how hard it is to find one! X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My stable is full. Even have an Alicorn!

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By *ngel n tedCouple  over a year ago

maidstone


"I'm a genuinely single woman. I'm not bi though and, I assume, that's the unicorn with rocking horse poop that you seek.

What have you got to offer them?"

Cock, tits and fanny probably, although i'm sure they could rustle up a bowl of fairy tears, from the enchanted garden.....maybe a bed of griffon fur and dragon bone dildo.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm single

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By *aucy tiggerWoman  over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm single xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"you confused me changing your user name xxxxx Suzi "

We haven't changed our username?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"genuinely single and bi here x"

And not too far either.... Stop by and say hi sometime

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Single and happy. Beginning to experiment too "

Why are all these very yummy unicorns so very far away! *sulks*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ex unicorn! I used to meet couples although being part of a couple now I see how hard it is to find one! X "

It's very hard to find one, sulking now haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My stable is full. Even have an Alicorn! "

Hahaha

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

They are about just lots don't use the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They are about just lots don't use the forums "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm bisexual and single.

Though I don't have a horn and I don't meet couples."

Damn!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Firstly, why is no one ever a Unikitty?

Secondly, can't you just find unicorns with Pokemon Go?

Lastly, what does this mean for all the Jigglypuffs?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We do exist

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By *ovely CummingsWoman  over a year ago

Peaky Nipples

I'm a married one, I do play and meet on my own, though outside of clubs the couples I meet are few and far between

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

unicorns and rocking horse shit... I'm surprised there's not a queue beating down your door!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"unicorns and rocking horse shit... I'm surprised there's not a queue beating down your door! "

We've had our fair share, just not on this site is our observation

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales


"genuinely single and bi here x"

Will confirm on the 20th Sept.....Well at the very least that you exist

xx

S

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales

We think our problem maybe that we want to put reigns on our unicorn on a regular basis..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where are all the genuine single women on here?

Rocking horse pooh springs to mind haha.

Xx"

Not read the rest of the thread but maybe it's because they don't like being used as part of a scenario and then dropped. Men don't seem to share this view- they still got laid either way but women are more sensitive sometimes.

Not saying You do this OP by the way- just that for us it's about spoiling the "Unicorn" as much as possible, when inviting them into our world- I don't think that many bi single ladies relish the term "unicorn" either! xx

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By *lactontogMan  over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

Unicorns are not just for Christmas...in other words to used as a fantasy then discarded because believe it or not they are normal people like the rest of us lol.

Change your approach if you are not meeting ladies to a "get to know the lady first as a person" then you'll find it easier as there are lots of lovely genuine Unicorns on here.

Unicorns are great once tamed and made to feel safe...

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By *lactontogMan  over a year ago

Clacton on Sea


"Where are all the genuine single women on here?

Rocking horse pooh springs to mind haha.

Xx

Not read the rest of the thread but maybe it's because they don't like being used as part of a scenario and then dropped. Men don't seem to share this view- they still got laid either way but women are more sensitive sometimes.

Not saying You do this OP by the way- just that for us it's about spoiling the "Unicorn" as much as possible, when inviting them into our world- I don't think that many bi single ladies relish the term "unicorn" either! xx"

Yes i agree the term is Unicorn is sarcastic & only used it above in my post to explain they are real if you believe in them x.

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Where are all the genuine single women on here?

Rocking horse pooh springs to mind haha.

Xx

Not read the rest of the thread but maybe it's because they don't like being used as part of a scenario and then dropped. Men don't seem to share this view- they still got laid either way but women are more sensitive sometimes.

Not saying You do this OP by the way- just that for us it's about spoiling the "Unicorn" as much as possible, when inviting them into our world- I don't think that many bi single ladies relish the term "unicorn" either! xx"

kinda x its not about being spoilt, its about them salivating over you while its still all about them. most dont even know they are doing it. Saying that ive met with some great couples who dont do drama and comfortable with themselves, they are such fun.they dont see you as a walking sex toy..prefer unicorn, to 'fantasy fulfiller' or 'accessory'

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Where are all the genuine single women on here?

Rocking horse pooh springs to mind haha.

Xx

Not read the rest of the thread but maybe it's because they don't like being used as part of a scenario and then dropped. Men don't seem to share this view- they still got laid either way but women are more sensitive sometimes.

Not saying You do this OP by the way- just that for us it's about spoiling the "Unicorn" as much as possible, when inviting them into our world- I don't think that many bi single ladies relish the term "unicorn" either! xx"

We totally agree, it's all about all having fun and not about notches on the bedpost.

The term unicorn is used tongue in cheek and not meant to be derogatory in any way.

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By *lactontogMan  over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"unicorns and rocking horse shit... I'm surprised there's not a queue beating down your door!

We've had our fair share, just not on this site is our observation"

That wasn't my point... referring to us as such makes me want to run a mile. I'm not unicorn, I'm not rarer than hens teeth, you won't find me in the woods next to a shitting bear or a rocking horse.

There are hundreds of us. It's just tricky because whilst the husband and wife find each other attractive and they may well have the same taste in women, the chances of me fancying both parties is slimmer. I also want to know (as far as I can) that their relationship is rock solid. I also want to consider my own safety and the level of support that I don't have to put myself in a situation where two people have a bond together and I'm effectively intruding on that. I've no desire to be a toy, I don't want to be some kind of entertainment and I don't want to cause issues between them.

So whilst most couples are thinking 'where are all these illusive single bi females' I'm mostly thinking 'why would I want to be bothered considering doing all of those things for someone who refers to me as a unicorn?'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where are all the genuine single women on here?

Rocking horse pooh springs to mind haha.

Xx

Not read the rest of the thread but maybe it's because they don't like being used as part of a scenario and then dropped. Men don't seem to share this view- they still got laid either way but women are more sensitive sometimes.

Not saying You do this OP by the way- just that for us it's about spoiling the "Unicorn" as much as possible, when inviting them into our world- I don't think that many bi single ladies relish the term "unicorn" either! xx

We totally agree, it's all about all having fun and not about notches on the bedpost.

The term unicorn is used tongue in cheek and not meant to be derogatory in any way."

I get why you used it- it's an instantly recognisable term xx

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"unicorns and rocking horse shit... I'm surprised there's not a queue beating down your door!

We've had our fair share, just not on this site is our observation

That wasn't my point... referring to us as such makes me want to run a mile. I'm not unicorn, I'm not rarer than hens teeth, you won't find me in the woods next to a shitting bear or a rocking horse.

There are hundreds of us. It's just tricky because whilst the husband and wife find each other attractive and they may well have the same taste in women, the chances of me fancying both parties is slimmer. I also want to know (as far as I can) that their relationship is rock solid. I also want to consider my own safety and the level of support that I don't have to put myself in a situation where two people have a bond together and I'm effectively intruding on that. I've no desire to be a toy, I don't want to be some kind of entertainment and I don't want to cause issues between them.

So whilst most couples are thinking 'where are all these illusive single bi females' I'm mostly thinking 'why would I want to be bothered considering doing all of those things for someone who refers to me as a unicorn?'

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"unicorns and rocking horse shit... I'm surprised there's not a queue beating down your door!

We've had our fair share, just not on this site is our observation

That wasn't my point... referring to us as such makes me want to run a mile. I'm not unicorn, I'm not rarer than hens teeth, you won't find me in the woods next to a shitting bear or a rocking horse.

There are hundreds of us. It's just tricky because whilst the husband and wife find each other attractive and they may well have the same taste in women, the chances of me fancying both parties is slimmer. I also want to know (as far as I can) that their relationship is rock solid. I also want to consider my own safety and the level of support that I don't have to put myself in a situation where two people have a bond together and I'm effectively intruding on that. I've no desire to be a toy, I don't want to be some kind of entertainment and I don't want to cause issues between them.

So whilst most couples are thinking 'where are all these illusive single bi females' I'm mostly thinking 'why would I want to be bothered considering doing all of those things for someone who refers to me as a unicorn?'

"

So, fancy a fuck, then!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"unicorns and rocking horse shit... I'm surprised there's not a queue beating down your door!

We've had our fair share, just not on this site is our observation

That wasn't my point... referring to us as such makes me want to run a mile. I'm not unicorn, I'm not rarer than hens teeth, you won't find me in the woods next to a shitting bear or a rocking horse.

There are hundreds of us. It's just tricky because whilst the husband and wife find each other attractive and they may well have the same taste in women, the chances of me fancying both parties is slimmer. I also want to know (as far as I can) that their relationship is rock solid. I also want to consider my own safety and the level of support that I don't have to put myself in a situation where two people have a bond together and I'm effectively intruding on that. I've no desire to be a toy, I don't want to be some kind of entertainment and I don't want to cause issues between them.

So whilst most couples are thinking 'where are all these illusive single bi females' I'm mostly thinking 'why would I want to be bothered considering doing all of those things for someone who refers to me as a unicorn?'

"

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By *lactontogMan  over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

There are big herds of "Unicorns" still running wild on Fab so check with admin about the special lasso needed to catch these beautiful beasts.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's a rather plentiful smattering of unicorns up here; the correct collective noun is a blessing, but I prefer a sparkle of unicorns.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I personally find the term 'unicorn' rather derogatory and anyone that uses it is just showing themselves up as not being in tune to the needs of the 'plus one' that they seek...

At the end of the day you are both looking for a girlfriend so why not just say that?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales

Duly noted, We just thought it was the "Defacto" term used..

xx

H

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By *lactontogMan  over a year ago

Clacton on Sea


"There's a rather plentiful smattering of unicorns up here; the correct collective noun is a blessing, but I prefer a sparkle of unicorns. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Single and happy. Beginning to experiment too

Why are all these very yummy unicorns so very far away! *sulks*"

I'll canter down to the Midlands

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By *osweet69Couple  over a year ago

portsmouth

A unicorn is a a legendary, powerful, wonderful, magical creature that cannot be tamed, and represent purity and beauty and is quite unique in all what it is,and held in high esteem by all that catch sight of it.I cannot understand why a lady would be offended to be thought of in the same vein?

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"A unicorn is a a legendary, powerful, wonderful, magical creature that cannot be tamed, and represent purity and beauty and is quite unique in all what it is,and held in high esteem by all that catch sight of it.I cannot understand why a lady would be offended to be thought of in the same vein? "

We're all different I guess. I don't find it offensive, I just think the implication is inaccurate and used by couples because they can't find us. We are here, we're not illusive... it just seems a bit on the derogatory side given we aren't particularly rare.

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman  over a year ago
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"unicorns and rocking horse shit... I'm surprised there's not a queue beating down your door!

We've had our fair share, just not on this site is our observation

That wasn't my point... referring to us as such makes me want to run a mile. I'm not unicorn, I'm not rarer than hens teeth, you won't find me in the woods next to a shitting bear or a rocking horse.

There are hundreds of us. It's just tricky because whilst the husband and wife find each other attractive and they may well have the same taste in women, the chances of me fancying both parties is slimmer. I also want to know (as far as I can) that their relationship is rock solid. I also want to consider my own safety and the level of support that I don't have to put myself in a situation where two people have a bond together and I'm effectively intruding on that. I've no desire to be a toy, I don't want to be some kind of entertainment and I don't want to cause issues between them.

So whilst most couples are thinking 'where are all these illusive single bi females' I'm mostly thinking 'why would I want to be bothered considering doing all of those things for someone who refers to me as a unicorn?'

"

Who would have thought it?

DG can talk a lot of sense when she feels like it

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"A unicorn is a a legendary, powerful, wonderful, magical creature that cannot be tamed, and represent purity and beauty and is quite unique in all what it is,and held in high esteem by all that catch sight of it.I cannot understand why a lady would be offended to be thought of in the same vein? "
cos im a kitty or a panther..also a mythical creature, but with big golden eyes and a walk that is mesmerising..i prefer that ..but thats me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where are all the genuine single women on here?

Rocking horse pooh springs to mind haha.

Xx

Not read the rest of the thread but maybe it's because they don't like being used as part of a scenario and then dropped. Men don't seem to share this view- they still got laid either way but women are more sensitive sometimes.

Not saying You do this OP by the way- just that for us it's about spoiling the "Unicorn" as much as possible, when inviting them into our world- I don't think that many bi single ladies relish the term "unicorn" either! xx"

I've seen this before, why is it all about spoiling her?

When we meet anyone it's about ALL of us having fun with each other in equal measures,I really don't understand why a single woman feels they need to be treated differently. We would make sure she was happy and satisfied of course, but we do this with anyone we meet and would expect the same back, and we would still be playing with each other too, isn't that the whole point of a threesome - three people playing together equally?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where are all the genuine single women on here?

Rocking horse pooh springs to mind haha.

Xx

Not read the rest of the thread but maybe it's because they don't like being used as part of a scenario and then dropped. Men don't seem to share this view- they still got laid either way but women are more sensitive sometimes.

Not saying You do this OP by the way- just that for us it's about spoiling the "Unicorn" as much as possible, when inviting them into our world- I don't think that many bi single ladies relish the term "unicorn" either! xx

I've seen this before, why is it all about spoiling her?

When we meet anyone it's about ALL of us having fun with each other in equal measures,I really don't understand why a single woman feels they need to be treated differently. We would make sure she was happy and satisfied of course, but we do this with anyone we meet and would expect the same back, and we would still be playing with each other too, isn't that the whole point of a threesome - three people playing together equally? "

Horses for courses- I just wouldn't want her to feel anything less than treasured.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where are all the genuine single women on here?

Rocking horse pooh springs to mind haha.

Xx

Not read the rest of the thread but maybe it's because they don't like being used as part of a scenario and then dropped. Men don't seem to share this view- they still got laid either way but women are more sensitive sometimes.

Not saying You do this OP by the way- just that for us it's about spoiling the "Unicorn" as much as possible, when inviting them into our world- I don't think that many bi single ladies relish the term "unicorn" either! xx

I've seen this before, why is it all about spoiling her?

When we meet anyone it's about ALL of us having fun with each other in equal measures,I really don't understand why a single woman feels they need to be treated differently. We would make sure she was happy and satisfied of course, but we do this with anyone we meet and would expect the same back, and we would still be playing with each other too, isn't that the whole point of a threesome - three people playing together equally?

Horses for courses- I just wouldn't want her to feel anything less than treasured."

And would she make us feel treasured too?

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By *osweet69Couple  over a year ago

portsmouth


"A unicorn is a a legendary, powerful, wonderful, magical creature that cannot be tamed, and represent purity and beauty and is quite unique in all what it is,and held in high esteem by all that catch sight of it.I cannot understand why a lady would be offended to be thought of in the same vein?

We're all different I guess. I don't find it offensive, I just think the implication is inaccurate and used by couples because they can't find us. We are here, we're not illusive... it just seems a bit on the derogatory side given we aren't particularly rare. "

Single ladies are not rare per se but as you have stated to find that three way mutual attraction and sexual chemistry where three become one is.That is the rare part. Well that what we find but other it seems may be fairing better?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Where are all the genuine single women on here?

Rocking horse pooh springs to mind haha.

Xx

Not read the rest of the thread but maybe it's because they don't like being used as part of a scenario and then dropped. Men don't seem to share this view- they still got laid either way but women are more sensitive sometimes.

Not saying You do this OP by the way- just that for us it's about spoiling the "Unicorn" as much as possible, when inviting them into our world- I don't think that many bi single ladies relish the term "unicorn" either! xx

We totally agree, it's all about all having fun and not about notches on the bedpost.

The term unicorn is used tongue in cheek and not meant to be derogatory in any way.

I get why you used it- it's an instantly recognisable term xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"There's a rather plentiful smattering of unicorns up here; the correct collective noun is a blessing, but I prefer a sparkle of unicorns. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A unicorn is a a legendary, powerful, wonderful, magical creature that cannot be tamed, and represent purity and beauty and is quite unique in all what it is,and held in high esteem by all that catch sight of it.I cannot understand why a lady would be offended to be thought of in the same vein? "

Very well said!

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

And would she make us feel treasured too?"

I would hope so!

But it's not equal. Introducing a third party into a relationship will never be equal. That's perhaps where the issue lies for me... a lot of couples (not all) don't consider at lot more than having a bit of fun with someone else. For me there's quite simply a little more to it, both in terms of the dynamic in their relationship and the lack of any support system for the single involved. If it's just sex, go to a club and enjoy the freedom that provides. If it's a regular thing, that's where a little more thought is required.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me. Single bi fem. But I don't meet couples. Too many seen to have a list of do's and dont's and the lady isn't really bi. I know there will be solid happy couples around, but finding a single guy or woman is much easier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A unicorn is a a legendary, powerful, wonderful, magical creature that cannot be tamed, and represent purity and beauty and is quite unique in all what it is,and held in high esteem by all that catch sight of it.I cannot understand why a lady would be offended to be thought of in the same vein? cos im a kitty or a panther..also a mythical creature, but with big golden eyes and a walk that is mesmerising..i prefer that ..but thats me "

If we said we were looking for a kitty, we might get all sorts of confused messages!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Where are all the genuine single women on here?

Rocking horse pooh springs to mind haha.

Xx

Not read the rest of the thread but maybe it's because they don't like being used as part of a scenario and then dropped. Men don't seem to share this view- they still got laid either way but women are more sensitive sometimes.

Not saying You do this OP by the way- just that for us it's about spoiling the "Unicorn" as much as possible, when inviting them into our world- I don't think that many bi single ladies relish the term "unicorn" either! xx

I've seen this before, why is it all about spoiling her?

When we meet anyone it's about ALL of us having fun with each other in equal measures,I really don't understand why a single woman feels they need to be treated differently. We would make sure she was happy and satisfied of course, but we do this with anyone we meet and would expect the same back, and we would still be playing with each other too, isn't that the whole point of a threesome - three people playing together equally? "

Totally agree

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By *eavenscentitCouple  over a year ago

barnstaple

I'm in a couple but, meet as a single. I am bi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

And would she make us feel treasured too?

I would hope so!

But it's not equal. Introducing a third party into a relationship will never be equal. That's perhaps where the issue lies for me... a lot of couples (not all) don't consider at lot more than having a bit of fun with someone else. For me there's quite simply a little more to it, both in terms of the dynamic in their relationship and the lack of any support system for the single involved. If it's just sex, go to a club and enjoy the freedom that provides. If it's a regular thing, that's where a little more thought is required.

"

Thankyou- you put this more eloquently than I could x

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By *osweet69Couple  over a year ago

portsmouth


"A unicorn is a a legendary, powerful, wonderful, magical creature that cannot be tamed, and represent purity and beauty and is quite unique in all what it is,and held in high esteem by all that catch sight of it.I cannot understand why a lady would be offended to be thought of in the same vein? cos im a kitty or a panther..also a mythical creature, but with big golden eyes and a walk that is mesmerising..i prefer that ..but thats me "
A panther is a actual creature but none the less it is a magnificent and beautiful one and is a joy to behold.

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By *eavenscentitCouple  over a year ago

barnstaple

I won't meet couples alone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

And would she make us feel treasured too?

I would hope so!

But it's not equal. Introducing a third party into a relationship will never be equal. That's perhaps where the issue lies for me... a lot of couples (not all) don't consider at lot more than having a bit of fun with someone else. For me there's quite simply a little more to it, both in terms of the dynamic in their relationship and the lack of any support system for the single involved. If it's just sex, go to a club and enjoy the freedom that provides. If it's a regular thing, that's where a little more thought is required.

"

That's why I only play with couples in clubs it's sex all round everyone is happy.

I've had so many bad experiences with couples going in as the 3rd party in private meets I don't do it anymore.

A single going into a situation with a couple can be daunting they have each you are nothing more than something to enhance their desires and unfortunately some couples make you feel this way.

I'd rather do that in clubs if I'm attracted saves the build up of messages and social meets and sometimes the let down

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By *uzy444Woman  over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Where are all the genuine single women on here?

Rocking horse pooh springs to mind haha.

Xx

Not read the rest of the thread but maybe it's because they don't like being used as part of a scenario and then dropped. Men don't seem to share this view- they still got laid either way but women are more sensitive sometimes.

Not saying You do this OP by the way- just that for us it's about spoiling the "Unicorn" as much as possible, when inviting them into our world- I don't think that many bi single ladies relish the term "unicorn" either! xx

I've seen this before, why is it all about spoiling her?

When we meet anyone it's about ALL of us having fun with each other in equal measures,I really don't understand why a single woman feels they need to be treated differently. We would make sure she was happy and satisfied of course, but we do this with anyone we meet and would expect the same back, and we would still be playing with each other too, isn't that the whole point of a threesome - three people playing together equally? "

see its that royal 'we' of a couple..we will..not as three equal i's..so cant be an equal dynamic at that point, but people dont see that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

And would she make us feel treasured too?

I would hope so!

But it's not equal. Introducing a third party into a relationship will never be equal. That's perhaps where the issue lies for me... a lot of couples (not all) don't consider at lot more than having a bit of fun with someone else. For me there's quite simply a little more to it, both in terms of the dynamic in their relationship and the lack of any support system for the single involved. If it's just sex, go to a club and enjoy the freedom that provides. If it's a regular thing, that's where a little more thought is required.

"

Good, all we would ask is that she treats us in the same way we treat her.

I suppose we're talking about different things as we would only ever want nsa sex so when i say equal I mean the give and take during sex. Of course we'd make the effort to make feel she wasn't left out as we are the couple, but i can see it would be different for those entering into more of a relationship agreement

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where are all the genuine single women on here?

Rocking horse pooh springs to mind haha.

Xx

Not read the rest of the thread but maybe it's because they don't like being used as part of a scenario and then dropped. Men don't seem to share this view- they still got laid either way but women are more sensitive sometimes.

Not saying You do this OP by the way- just that for us it's about spoiling the "Unicorn" as much as possible, when inviting them into our world- I don't think that many bi single ladies relish the term "unicorn" either! xx

I've seen this before, why is it all about spoiling her?

When we meet anyone it's about ALL of us having fun with each other in equal measures,I really don't understand why a single woman feels they need to be treated differently. We would make sure she was happy and satisfied of course, but we do this with anyone we meet and would expect the same back, and we would still be playing with each other too, isn't that the whole point of a threesome - three people playing together equally? see its that royal 'we' of a couple..we will..not as three equal i's..so cant be an equal dynamic at that point, but people dont see that."

But when meeting someone we become a we as a threesome. WE would hopefully all play equally and spoil each other equally.

As I said previously, we are looking for sex, not a relationship, if it's no strings it's just a simple threeway fun meet surely.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A unicorn is a a legendary, powerful, wonderful, magical creature that cannot be tamed, and represent purity and beauty and is quite unique in all what it is,and held in high esteem by all that catch sight of it.I cannot understand why a lady would be offended to be thought of in the same vein?

Very well said!"

I've never minded being called a unicorn! I don't find it derogatory at all! But everyone is entitled to their opinion!

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By *mallteaserWoman  over a year ago

Central

I'm right here xx

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By *lactontogMan  over a year ago

Clacton on Sea


"Single and happy. Beginning to experiment too

Why are all these very yummy unicorns so very far away! *sulks*

I'll canter down to the Midlands "

Can you do a stop in Essex too lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A unicorn is a a legendary, powerful, wonderful, magical creature that cannot be tamed, and represent purity and beauty and is quite unique in all what it is,and held in high esteem by all that catch sight of it.I cannot understand why a lady would be offended to be thought of in the same vein?

Very well said!"

I've been away a few hours and this thread has got far too serious. A unicorn is a fun creature and hopefully as a couple that's the main reason you all get together.

However being the devils advocate that I am and not the white night blowing smoke up people's bottoms just to get laid. The term evolved and for some reason it's now just got banded about loosely that any girl who is single and bi is one. Not the case. Bit like the boundaries being stretched of the word curvy.

We know loads whether single or not but the ones in couples also play alone.

Just my 2 cents.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A unicorn is a a legendary, powerful, wonderful, magical creature that cannot be tamed, and represent purity and beauty and is quite unique in all what it is,and held in high esteem by all that catch sight of it.I cannot understand why a lady would be offended to be thought of in the same vein?"

For me it's too much to live up to.

I'm just someone who's bi with boobs and foof, and that happens to be something a lot of couples want to find on this site. It feels as if anyone who has those qualities are put up on pedestals.

Whereas, in reality I doubt many people would give me a second look in the street. I also have a fat arse as I like jaffa cakes too much but that's another story

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A unicorn is a a legendary, powerful, wonderful, magical creature that cannot be tamed, and represent purity and beauty and is quite unique in all what it is,and held in high esteem by all that catch sight of it.I cannot understand why a lady would be offended to be thought of in the same vein?

For me it's too much to live up to.

I'm just someone who's bi with boobs and foof, and that happens to be something a lot of couples want to find on this site. It feels as if anyone who has those qualities are put up on pedestals.

Whereas, in reality I doubt many people would give me a second look in the street. I also have a fat arse as I like jaffa cakes too much but that's another story "

Jaffa cake party?!?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman  over a year ago

nottingham


"There's a rather plentiful smattering of unicorns up here; the correct collective noun is a blessing, but I prefer a sparkle of unicorns. "

You can be twilight sparkle then I'll be pinkypie

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales


"A unicorn is a a legendary, powerful, wonderful, magical creature that cannot be tamed, and represent purity and beauty and is quite unique in all what it is,and held in high esteem by all that catch sight of it.I cannot understand why a lady would be offended to be thought of in the same vein?

For me it's too much to live up to.

I'm just someone who's bi with boobs and foof, and that happens to be something a lot of couples want to find on this site. It feels as if anyone who has those qualities are put up on pedestals.

Whereas, in reality I doubt many people would give me a second look in the street. I also have a fat arse as I like jaffa cakes too much but that's another story "

Hmmm, your currently on our hotlist, I'd quite happily eat Jaffa cakes off you to help with the arse not that I could see anything wrong with it tbh

x

S

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's a rather plentiful smattering of unicorns up here; the correct collective noun is a blessing, but I prefer a sparkle of unicorns.

You can be twilight sparkle then I'll be pinkypie "

I actually have Twighlight Sparkle, she sits on the corner of my bed!

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By *lactontogMan  over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

Jaffa cakes Mmmm! something i can't resist, now you are talking lol

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