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Has the hubby finally lost it?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well, the mooing the lawn... silver lining.
Don't you go encouraging him Dirty   .
Kids now want a pig and a seagull so they can call them Chris P Bacon and Steven seagull. I've got a mad house   .
Dam the school holidays. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I actually do have a pet cow. Well, a herd of them.
OK so they're not strictly speaking mine, they live in the fields at the back.
But they do come up to the wall every day to wish me a good morning by mooing loudly at me.
Sometimes my pet sheep come too.
I think I need a little lie down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FFS.......Now it's a dog called Dfor!!!
Why dear husband would you call a dog Dfor?
His reply.... D for dog.
I need a drink ."
My friend has a dog called Deefer and a cat called Seefer. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"FFS.......Now it's a dog called Dfor!!!
Why dear husband would you call a dog Dfor?
His reply.... D for dog.
I need a drink .
My friend has a dog called Deefer and a cat called Seefer. "
Think your friend needs some pselling lessonses  |
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"Saves time on Moooowing the grass...
... I'll er, I'll get my coat..."
Some friends of ours always had two sheep every year called Qualcast and Atco. Every autumn they told the children the sheep were going on holiday and would be back in the spring. The children must have been 5 or 6 before they realised the terrible truth...
Janet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"FFS.......Now it's a dog called Dfor!!!
Why dear husband would you call a dog Dfor?
His reply.... D for dog.
I need a drink .
My friend has a dog called Deefer and a cat called Seefer.
Think your friend needs some pselling lessonses "
Not particularly, its phonetics and oddly enough how they choose to spell their own pets' names. Actually I think funnier as a joke, as its a little less obvious. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Free milk, make your own cheese & eventually a delicious steak pie haha
I say the man is a genius!! Get 2 cows instead fella  "
What a stupid idea, I mean, what the hell would I call the second without her being pure dead jealous of moooooooostafa???? |
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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago
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"Free milk, make your own cheese & eventually a delicious steak pie haha
I say the man is a genius!! Get 2 cows instead fella
What a stupid idea, I mean, what the hell would I call the second without her being pure dead jealous of moooooooostafa???? "
Lmfao your husband is a genius  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think when my scruffy old dog goes I might get a goat and see if anyone notices the difference.  i noticed you were here xxx"
Sneaking in doesn't work with glowing boobs. How's you sweet? |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"I think when my scruffy old dog goes I might get a goat and see if anyone notices the difference. i noticed you were here xxx
Sneaking in doesn't work with glowing boobs. How's you sweet?"
im good lovely..i just wanted to say hi, hope that was ok..you are missed x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think when my scruffy old dog goes I might get a goat and see if anyone notices the difference. i noticed you were here xxx
Sneaking in doesn't work with glowing boobs. How's you sweet?im good lovely..i just wanted to say hi, hope that was ok..you are missed x"
Back for a while, I'm recuperating and this resting malarkey is dull! Fab forums are a great way to pass the time.x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think when my scruffy old dog goes I might get a goat and see if anyone notices the difference. i noticed you were here xxx
Sneaking in doesn't work with glowing boobs. How's you sweet?im good lovely..i just wanted to say hi, hope that was ok..you are missed x
Back for a while, I'm recuperating and this resting malarkey is dull! Fab forums are a great way to pass the time.x"
Get a room you two  |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"I think when my scruffy old dog goes I might get a goat and see if anyone notices the difference. i noticed you were here xxx
Sneaking in doesn't work with glowing boobs. How's you sweet?im good lovely..i just wanted to say hi, hope that was ok..you are missed x
Back for a while, I'm recuperating and this resting malarkey is dull! Fab forums are a great way to pass the time.x"
sending you every possible healing and get well vibes then..take real good care of yourself xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think when my scruffy old dog goes I might get a goat and see if anyone notices the difference. i noticed you were here xxx
Sneaking in doesn't work with glowing boobs. How's you sweet?im good lovely..i just wanted to say hi, hope that was ok..you are missed x
Back for a while, I'm recuperating and this resting malarkey is dull! Fab forums are a great way to pass the time.xsending you every possible healing and get well vibes then..take real good care of yourself xx"
Trying to, thank you. X |
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