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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

But what's the best thing you've had out of a Christmas cracker?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol...I always like those fish you can tell your fortune with

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By *kpartystartersCouple over a year ago

Chester

Mini screwdriver set.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

https://youtu.be/g-OF7KGyDis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The crown

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By *enj555Man over a year ago

gloucester

Mini pack of cards!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope and dissapointment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/g-OF7KGyDis

you got that in a cracker?? wowsers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A mini photo frame. I've used it ever since!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bang

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing other than disappointment comes out of Christmas crackers

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Multi tool.

Keyring.

Eyore earings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bottle opener. I don't drink so it's something I've never thought of buying and has been used a lot over the years by my friends.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A teeny screwdriver that came in handy for opening the kids toys. Why do they screw toys to plastic packaging now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bottle opener and sewing kit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A teeny screwdriver that came in handy for opening the kids toys. Why do they screw toys to plastic packaging now?"
just so you buy the crackers to get the screwdriver set ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We make our own. Got a cock ring once.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The joke of course

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By *bsinthe_boyMan over a year ago

Luton

A decent bottle opener

A small photo frame

A set of three usable instrument screwdrivers

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Nothing other than disappointment comes out of Christmas crackers

This is why I've decided to make them... although I suspect I'll regret that when I have to make 100!!

I really loved those little (infuriating) metal puzzles.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

last year I made personalised crackers for my son, my sister and her family..

they all got something handmade by me.. they went down so well I'm doing something similar this year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going to make my own this year as I only need 4. Xxx

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By *umpleteazerWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

Instrument screwdrivers

Padlock

Tape measure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A teeny screwdriver that came in handy for opening the kids toys. Why do they screw toys to plastic packaging now?just so you buy the crackers to get the screwdriver set ?? "

Have you tried buying a teeny screwdriver?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A set if dice. Came in handy when we lost the Monopoly dice boxing day.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

A silver spirally boiled egg cup. I'm doing my own this year to

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By *allieJWoman over a year ago

East Lancashire

Mini retractable tape measure - very handy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got a winning lottery ticket!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The small green plastic paratrooper on a parachute, not seen them for decades now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We make our own. Got a cock ring once. "

That must provide interesting family conversation over Christmas dinner! Lol

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By *alacious RedWoman over a year ago

croydon

Finger football! Hey the clean version! You put the little boots on your fingers & kick the little ball!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The little screwdriver is ace.

A jumbo paper clip.

Fortune telling fish ~ luv it

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman over a year ago

Edinburgh

So far I've got:

Metal puzzles

Bouncy balls

Dice

Punch balloons

Pinball puzzles

Football puzzles

Spiral notepads

Mini gliders

Playing cards

Whistle lips

Hats

Jokes

Fortune telling fish

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By *iforfun999Man over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Little snowmen ornaments, about 2 inches high, each playing a different musical instruments. To top it all, the crackers were reduced to 50p after Christmas, so I got some extras.

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By *ilvercharmCouple over a year ago

Our gate

"So far I've got:

Metal puzzles

Bouncy balls

Dice

Punch balloons

Pinball puzzles

Football puzzles

Spiral notepads

Mini gliders