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101 ways to get a meet if you are a monger?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I thought we could all selflessly help the mongers out there to get a meet?
(Inspired by yet another guy moaning)
Who can come up with the funniest ideas? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys who don't or can't get meets sometimes do it to themselves as i regularly ask for guys for shoots with a list of lovely ladies & hardly any ever turn up.
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Maybe they don't want to fuck on film. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grow a beard- for men too!
Oooh that's a good one.
That may be superb advice! "
I'm told all the time I look better with a beard.
That Gillette guy is not my friend  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Find a woman with extremely low self esteem.
You shouldn't give away all your secrets.  "
It's okay, you can use it to find a guy too. Its probably so hard for a 5 to find one . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Find a woman with extremely low self esteem.
You shouldn't give away all your secrets.
It's okay, you can use it to find a guy too. Its probably so hard for a 5 to find one ."
I tend to wait till they're on drink 5 and I look like a 10. Works a charm.
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"Go to a gang bang and slip it in when no one is looking "
I witnessed something similar when at a big bi orgy. A spectator got a bit excited, didn't bother getting nekkid, undid his belt, unleashed his 4 " of manliness, put on a condom and rather brutally plunged his cock into a lass, he gave her the best two thrusts of his life and withdrew, high fived another spectator and then walked off ....... Disrespectful arsehole. |
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"Go to a gang bang and slip it in when no one is looking
I witnessed something similar when at a big bi orgy. A spectator got a bit excited, didn't bother getting nekkid, undid his belt, unleashed his 4 " of manliness, put on a condom and rather brutally plunged his cock into a lass, he gave her the best two thrusts of his life and withdrew, high fived another spectator and then walked off ....... Disrespectful arsehole."
What an absolute charmer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Find a woman with extremely low self esteem.
You shouldn't give away all your secrets.
It's okay, you can use it to find a guy too. Its probably so hard for a 5 to find one .
I tend to wait till they're on drink 5 and I look like a 10. Works a charm.
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I don't drink, your plan to seduce me is falling to pieces  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Find a woman with extremely low self esteem.
You shouldn't give away all your secrets. "
It's no secret, we are all taught this in social education when you are getting the tampon talk! |
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"Go to a bi night and when the fella is at the bar - approach the lass and tell her she needs a real man!
Happened to us at Abfabs bi night, the spotty oil was about 80kg piss wet through."
Oik ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Find a woman with extremely low self esteem.
You shouldn't give away all your secrets.
It's okay, you can use it to find a guy too. Its probably so hard for a 5 to find one .
I tend to wait till they're on drink 5 and I look like a 10. Works a charm.
I don't drink, your plan to seduce me is falling to pieces "
I was going to let you watch but for the attitude you can go back to the naughty step. |
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"Guys who don't or can't get meets sometimes do it to themselves as i regularly ask for guys for shoots with a list of lovely ladies & hardly any ever turn up.
Maybe they don't want to fuck on film. "
I get 40 messages a day from guys that do & when i say yes they go quite for some reason... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Find a woman with extremely low self esteem.
You shouldn't give away all your secrets.
It's no secret, we are all taught this in social education when you are getting the tampon talk! "
Only thing I took from that talk was
"The footballer dribbles before he shoots"
That was my teacher dismissing the idea about him pulling out before he cums will ensure you don't get pregnant....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Find a woman with extremely low self esteem.
You shouldn't give away all your secrets.
It's no secret, we are all taught this in social education when you are getting the tampon talk!
Only thing I took from that talk was
"The footballer dribbles before he shoots"
That was my teacher dismissing the idea about him pulling out before he cums will ensure you don't get pregnant....
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Oh what glorious poetry, still it explained away the stains on her skirt! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Find a woman with extremely low self esteem.
You shouldn't give away all your secrets.
It's no secret, we are all taught this in social education when you are getting the tampon talk!
Only thing I took from that talk was
"The footballer dribbles before he shoots"
That was my teacher dismissing the idea about him pulling out before he cums will ensure you don't get pregnant....
Oh what glorious poetry, still it explained away the stains on her skirt! "
It was sex education.
Not a production of barely legal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well done everyone you are all terrible people. Making fun of the men who are constantly having their confidence shattered must make you feel good..and the fact if a women or couple complain nobody ever makes a forum post mocking their very existance. Men have it hardest on here so learn some common decency |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought we could all selflessly help the mongers out there to get a meet?
(Inspired by yet another guy moaning)
Who can come up with the funniest ideas?"
how about they stop whinging about it, man up and grow a pair...
moaning about not getting meets is so unattractive.... |
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"Find a woman with extremely low self esteem.
You shouldn't give away all your secrets.
It's no secret, we are all taught this in social education when you are getting the tampon talk!
Only thing I took from that talk was
"The footballer dribbles before he shoots"
That was my teacher dismissing the idea about him pulling out before he cums will ensure you don't get pregnant....
Oh what glorious poetry, still it explained away the stains on her skirt!
It was sex education.
Not a production of barely legal"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a hot lady friend joining me today.....I promise she is real and it won't just be me and you when she gets called away for work/sick/funeral/modelling shoot?!" |
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By *azzyxMan
over a year ago
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"I thought we could all selflessly help the mongers out there to get a meet?
(Inspired by yet another guy moaning)
Who can come up with the funniest ideas?
how about they stop whinging about it, man up and grow a pair...
moaning about not getting meets is so unattractive...."
Sound advice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well done everyone you are all terrible people. Making fun of the men who are constantly having their confidence shattered must make you feel good..and the fact if a women or couple complain nobody ever makes a forum post mocking their very existance. Men have it hardest on here so learn some common decency "
Well I think you're a terrible person for saying we're all terrible people.
You can't be all judgey to those you think are judgey.
You're one of us terrible people now.
Embrace it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Find a woman with extremely low self esteem.
You shouldn't give away all your secrets.
It's okay, you can use it to find a guy too. Its probably so hard for a 5 to find one .
I tend to wait till they're on drink 5 and I look like a 10. Works a charm.
I don't drink, your plan to seduce me is falling to pieces
I was going to let you watch but for the attitude you can go back to the naughty step. "
Wait what...let me watch what? What I wanted to say is that you look like a 5/5 in my eyes without the drink  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well done everyone you are all terrible people. Making fun of the men who are constantly having their confidence shattered must make you feel good..and the fact if a women or couple complain nobody ever makes a forum post mocking their very existance. Men have it hardest on here so learn some common decency "
Really?! 
All?....a bit harsh, all I said was I'm told I look better hidden behind a beard. |
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"What first attracted you to the millionaire..."
I have a wealthy friend who ends up with a succession of younger, attractive, gold-digging psycho-bitch girl friends.
So what first attracted you to...?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Totally agree with u mate we are all different and individuals. For some one to mock someone and call them mingers is wrong ... That's how shallow u lot are......zimple... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well done everyone you are all terrible people. Making fun of the men who are constantly having their confidence shattered must make you feel good..and the fact if a women or couple complain nobody ever makes a forum post mocking their very existance. Men have it hardest on here so learn some common decency "
As it was inspired by a moaner (of which I see many every day on here), this is more of a tongue in cheek middle finger to them, not an actual rip on single males.
Either in my inbox or on the forums, someone is whingeing about not being able to get a meet, and blaming everyone else. Usually the ones with just a cock shot, a 'funny' name like cunthumper728 and just two lines of txtspk. I'm seeing this as a humorous send up.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hack the site...delete all single men and couples profiles leaving you as the only resemblance of manliness on here ...then prepare yourself to be crushed by an avalanche of pussy . |
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"Hack the site...delete all single men and couples profiles leaving you as the only resemblance of manliness on here ...then prepare yourself to be crushed by an avalanche of pussy ."
Try Site Support for that suggestion |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well done everyone you are all terrible people. Making fun of the men who are constantly having their confidence shattered must make you feel good..and the fact if a women or couple complain nobody ever makes a forum post mocking their very existance. Men have it hardest on here so learn some common decency "
Corrr- I bet your inbox is the biggest bulge all week after that comment! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys who don't or can't get meets sometimes do it to themselves as i regularly ask for guys for shoots with a list of lovely ladies & hardly any ever turn up.
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To be fair I wouldn't want filming either
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Totally agree with u mate we are all different and individuals. For some one to mock someone and call them mingers is wrong ... That's how shallow u lot are......zimple..."
I couldn't even spell that right-if I go to the naughty corner- who wants to spank me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tell the person you're wanting to meet that you drive a fully stocked mobile sex shop that also doubles up as an adult themed ice cream van that plays duelling banjos in a creepy out of tune tone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys who don't or can't get meets sometimes do it to themselves as i regularly ask for guys for shoots with a list of lovely ladies & hardly any ever turn up.
Maybe they don't want to fuck on film. "
Yes maybe they don't want to be used for your gain x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Become deadpool as we all know how good he looks.....
Ask your victim if they know what chloroform smells like  "
Like an older avocado!
I still would though as long as he kept the Wolverine mask on! |
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"Well done everyone you are all terrible people. Making fun of the men who are constantly having their confidence shattered must make you feel good..and the fact if a women or couple complain nobody ever makes a forum post mocking their very existance. Men have it hardest on here so learn some common decency "
Well said considering as a few of the people on here got offended when I asked opinions on hairy bums on an earlier post! Double standards guys! |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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Ummmmmm what have I done hmmmmm
Photographed my bum rather than face as I have often been told I have a face like a slapped Arse
Handcuffed myself and blindfolded so that no one can see my hands and my eyes,
Put a cock pick of my cock in someone's mouth so the rest of the women can see how small it is
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guys who don't or can't get meets sometimes do it to themselves as i regularly ask for guys for shoots with a list of lovely ladies & hardly any ever turn up.
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Shoots? |
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